Fat whale slobber.
You must be the tree.
You must be the tree.
Whips out six hands.
Imma BITE YOU WITH MY FINGERS.
"Sausooge." (My friend.)
"Chickeen." (My response.)
[Yes my nickname is an inside joke WHATCHU GON DO BOUT IT]
Wonder Woman has buns of steel.
Stickman and his army of sticks will be the new Avenger.
Holy smokes, Ethan, how's your derailer?
Juana GET YOUR OWN GOAT.
Annaboy.
He must be on his man-period.
*makes okay sign * "What a funny joke!"
Who has the stick?
(There's more.
Too many more…)
Ahab be like: tries to fight the sun
STFD— Slow. The **. Down.
Isn’t that a Come From Away reference?
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you- you're cool, fuck you, I'm out.
my blood is glow stick juice
Me: yelling MAH! PASS ME A BEER!!
friend: NO! YOU TOO YOUNG! YOU MUST DRINK VODKA
me: VODKA YAAAA!!!
(Now remember this whole thing was screamed in Russian accents in the middle of the school cafeteria)
STOP TRYING TO FUCK FURBYS
… don't you mean furrys?
NO!
Nah, you can't come camping.
We about to drink this vodka- sips it and immediately spits put
(To be sang to the theme tune of 'Bill Nye the Science Guy'…)
Lil Nye the Russian Spy! LIL! LIL! LIL! LIL!
(XD I love that! That's freaking awesome!)
(XP I know! It's been around for years now!)
EeEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooooooooooop boink
JONGLE TITS JONGLE TITS,MOTORBOAT ALL THE WAY. BIG OR SMALL, SHORT OR TALL, DA DA DA DA DAAAAA!(we're working on it)
(Quote from a video)
NO NO NO YOUR BOAT, GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM!! THROW THE BEGGARS OUT OF THE BOAT, AND LISTEN TO THEM SCREAM!!!!!
"You know I wonder how Mrs Hooper-Le–"
"Sssssssshhhhh. We don't speak that name anymore."
(She transferred to another school because our usual science teacher had a family emergency. It was a scarring experience to us all.)
JESUS CHRIST ITS JESUS CHRIST
(Oh…I was actually talking to @Nekosrkewl_soispapys )
(Lol sorry. Oh well. Works for both I guess.)
