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Started July 30, 2018 by @1want2believe

tune

“Tunes dude!”

me: picks up mini tree branch "Leaf"
my waifu: "Leaves"
me: "LEAVES!"

LEAF ME ALONE WITH MY LEAVES!!!

Okay this isn't a phrase but if someone is playing music, doesn't matter what song, we'll start randomly macarena dancing to the song.

blep
( @FrozenWolf13 )

_why…

why.

WHYYYYYYY!!!!!!

Ethan is a dolphin

Ethan then makes a bad dying dolphin sound

Ethan is a dolphin

Ethan then makes a bad dying dolphin sound

JEEZ! HE SOUNDS LIKE A PENGUIN IN A BLENDER!!!

Ethan is a dolphin

Ethan then makes a bad dying dolphin sound

JEEZ! HE SOUNDS LIKE A PENGUIN IN A BLENDER!!!

Naw. I know what that sounds like. He sounds like a pterodactyl trying to play the recorder.

_{you're right…}

_{you're right…}

Damn right I am

"You eat lemons"
"Well at least I eat more lemons than you"

My aesthic is ketchup

"Goose eggs!"
"My brother has had more!"

my friend, quietly: “Monkey in the car. Monkey in the car. Fuck off”

Karate is for vibe check

"CARBOHYDRATE DRAGON!!"
"pleASE NOT MA BREAD!"

"i identify as lady"
rubs knee "this is how we make friends here
"lift your arms like you're asserting dominance"
"BREAD"

off tone singing
"PRINCESS CONNIE WINKLE"

"Can't scare him, he's Belarusian"

"Larry!"
"What an icon"

"That uncomfortables me"
"Are you not gruntled?"

"You're a dragon, you'll pass this time. Next time…neigh." -friend whinnies like a horse-

"Have you seen my toaster?"

. . .
"TOASTERRRRRRRRRRR!"

Someone sneezes, trips, coughs or stagers.
Me: "Don't die. It's bad for your health."
From somewhere in the vasinaty: "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!! I DO WHAT I WANT!!!!!"