forum put inside jokes here with no context

Started July 30, 2018 by @1want2believe

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Everybody gangsta until the new kid says "Надакучыла гэтая лайна"

/me no pulse

/me needs mouth to mouth on the lips from (insert specific person)

"purple cat gives disease"
"what disease, i am a disease"
"wHy ArE yOu LyInG??"

"I am above the law"
"I am god, I have no laws"

Eve is the Great Prostitute

"I'm the virgin jerry!"
"don't you mean the virgin marry?"
"Nah"

ranch

que hora estas?

MI PUQUENO PIPI!

"COUSIN PHINNIE AND SISTER JUDITH ARE PATERNAL COUSINS HOW DARE YOU SHIP THEM YOU DISGRACE."
"WHAT."
"Cousin Phinnie is in a gay relationship with the Holy Virgin Jerry you dummy!"
(A beautiful inside joke for me and a friend's made up characters)

Nerroth Bladeslayer

My arrows are terrible today!

cOwOmUwUnism

Do you mind if my friends steal this?
Yes?
Too late

Sure we spread cOwOmUwUnism for fun

Ima broken record in your bitch

to the tune of baby shark baby brush do do do do do do

to the tune of status quo (hsm) No no no no! Stick to the communism!

cOwOmUwUnism is tasty

sorry, i had a fungal dwarf in my throat

Kim Kardashian is a vegetable that grows on a tree

"EMBRACE THE CRINGE!"

"You spilled the pickles!"

just saying lost over and over again

"Five! Five! Five!"

"Severance!"

"Are you Creamfrost again?"

"Xanny is Yammy, but ugly."

-inhales jacket scent- is lovesick just getting high off your boyfriends smell?

"You spilled the pickles!"

Gasp how dare they!

Buy some Detos. They delicious. Detos are for royaltie. Doritos are for pheasants.

The son father and holy ghost: Daddy Devito, Danny Dorito, and Daddy Dorito

I SWEAR TO DRUNK iM NOT GOD!

I can’t really explain this one as a quote, but our class is the Russian army, we’re all comrades, and our teacher is the dictator