STAB HIM!
Sorry I’m busy dying. XD
now for something completely different
A man walked into a bar alright?
Right.
He asked for a hot bartender becuase the bartender was a girl right?
Right.
So they sent out someone cosplaying as Denim from Death Parade right?
Ri- WAIT DENIM? WHERE IS THIS BAR I NEED TO FIND IT AND HAVE ME A PIECE OF THAT!
is it legally possible to marry a sheet of paper
Sister shitty
PINK HORSE! EFFING PANGOLIN!!!!
Me: I adopted two more children
Them: WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS!?
Alternate:
Me: I FORGOT a CHILD
Them: Wow you're a terrible mother
Takes a swig of Dr. Pepper like it's alcohol
EVOLVING
Hi shisters
Yes! You like James Charles too?
Hi shisters
Yes! You like James Charles too?
Yes
So unless you want to be used to teach archery, you'd better drink your milk
When I was like, four, I thought this joke was hilarious.
"Knock Knock.
"Who's there?"
"Rhino."
"Rhino who?"
"Rhinoceros!"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
don't worry, my sense of humor has improved.
“Come back when you graduate which school, okay?”
Me: yEAH FRICK YOU BISH YOU NEED ELEMENTARY SCHOOL AHHHHH
“Come back when you graduate witch school, okay?”
Me: yEAH FRICK YOU BISH YOU NEED ELEMENTARY SCHOOL AHHHHH
(this is a joke that my friend just found and keeps telling everyone because he thinks it's hilarious, but this was my answer to his jokes so… XD)
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"I dunno, to get to the other side? I've heard this joke already. Horray for dark humor."
"NO! Because he wanted to get to the idiot's house………Knock knock"
sighs and rolls eyes because I finally figured out where this joke was going "Nobody's home. Come back later"
frowns and crosses his arms "No! Knock knock!"
laughs because I'm winning this at the moment "Wrong person, nobody here by that name"
(this went on for hours before he finally gave up and proceeded to pout in the back of the room)
"no boop the danger noodle or u will get the hurt juice"
"leg"
"IM A HALLUCINATION! BLAARGH"
We just whisper "It's free realestate" to each other
We just whisper "It's free realestate" to each other
I ACTUALLY GOT THAT ONE
We just whisper "It's free realestate" to each other
Me and my friend were yelling that today… even though I don't get it.
wow
F E A R T H E C A R R O T S
Just stab her repeatedly with a pencil!
CHEESEBALLLEMONSQUARES
It’s a buther knoife
I LIKE YOUR FACE
Boku wa… Usagi… Momoiro… Usagi… (that one actually can be googled and it’ll make sense)
I am now 5000% superior
But… I LIKE HORSES
“Why did you kill that person???” “Because I killed that person!”
they're new eyes, grown from scratch
murder spagurder
caution ramen
spicy noodle
danger log
I don't want your TV. I want you to get rid of all these damned dolls!
FRADDIE
gROUNDED
our family is a democRACY
the big gay
crunch
the richard talk