forum put inside jokes here with no context

Started July 30, 2018 by @1want2believe

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"Eat people"

“I love me some LEGendarys (Leg-endarys).”
“Zackary is the most LEGendary boi of them all.”

"Clone me some sheep."
"It's permanent…"
"Monkey arms, noodle arms"

"It's Pikachu, but with bird legs and no bones! What's so weird about it"

TV: Who’s that Pokèmon!
Me: It’s Clefable.
Jesse(my bro): ITS PIKACHU!
Tv: It’s Clefable!
Jesse: AHHHHHHHH
Me: you dumb little idiot.

deadly serious Walmart. parking. lot.
Only my sister gets it.
Also I'm the queen of inside jokes so yeah.

“aLL HAIL THE MIGHTY WEED JESUS”
(Inside joke between me, my friends Destiny and Emi, my brother, and well my father.)

bangs on locker "LEGALISM NEVER DIES!!!"
"Banana tattoo artist"
"It's so quiet I can hear crickets."
"The fear of ostriches"
"R.I.P plastic pot"

"titty sprinkles"

Oh yeah, using the word "pillow" as an insult and slamming each other against a wall and demanding fusion is now a thing in my friend group.

Then there's "don't you EVER look at me with reSPECT like that again!"

“GIVE ME YOUR YOAI FAN FICTIONS!”
Me: screams I DON’T OWE YOU ANYTHING!

Me: sees any shipping moments in any instant and gets way to happy wELP guess I’ll die now.

Me: sees any shipping moments in any instant and gets way to happy wELP guess I’ll die now.

That's not an inside joke, that's my daily life… Only I'll never get to see my ship sail unless I draw fanart of them because I made them up…

Dad: "Do you know what-"
Me: "NO! NO, NO, NO, NO!"
Dad: "… I didn't even finish."

"PATRICIAAAAaaaaaaaa"
"A blonde girl, tall, very beautiful… Wow I'm so gay"
"I'm sending my support through the phone"
"Marge Krumping"
"ShE CaLLeD mE!!!"

“ZACKARY IS SO THICC OH MY FUCKING GOD!”

"Do you speak Edward?"

"FRANCH!!"

"Hey, Loki! Accidentally sign up for any more online colleges lately?"

"PATRICIAAAAaaaaaaaa"

I think I get that one

"PATRICIAAAAaaaaaaaa"

I think I get that one

Unless you're in my creative writing enrichment then I doubt it XD

"PATRICIAAAAaaaaaaaa"

I think I get that one

Unless you're in my creative writing enrichment then I doubt it XD

I was thinking this (warning, kinda loud)

Yeah same lol

"Manga or light novel?"
"Light novel."
"Why?"
"Because ReAd"

"I'm waiting for the song dead. It's censored so motherfucker sounds like merfuhre."

Would you like some cell phones with gravy?

Cheryl the African disco ball ((you will never guess who this is referring to lol))

((I can’t think of anymore atm))

((Also if you want I can explain any of mine. Except not all of them really have origins.))

"Can we all just agree Celeste is a b-i-c-h-t?"

"… Wait."

"Hey there wife buddy!"
"Daughter buddy, I missed you!"

ASDA

also Tesco bags

“ZACKARY IS SO THICC OH MY FUCKING GOD!”

“You have the thighs of Zackary”
“.o. Really?”
“Yes”
“That’s the nicest thing you could’ve ever said to me…”