Lu-kthu

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"Now look me in the eyes-"
someone starts singing Bad Liar by Imagine Dragons

Agrabah, Après la terre, Pandora (Av), WWII Europe (BoB), SHIELD, WWI Europe (Passing Bells), Florence Italy (think Medici), 15th Century Verona, Cendrillon, Chute du ciel, Dickensian, Central City, Gotham, Krypton, 1940’s, 1950’s USA, Ambrosia Arizona (Derniére chance), Wakanda, Starship Avalon, Dunkirk, A Galaxy Far Far Away, 1960’s USA, 1960’s CIA/KGB/British Intelligence, The Framework (TRON), Rome under Hadrian (L’aigle), Hamunaptra (La Momie), The Community (La donneur), France around the June Rebellion, 1860’s circus (Le plus grand), 1965 Oklahoma (Les étrangers), Medieval, Baker Street, U.S.S. Enterprise, Steampunk, Greece, Rome, Ancient Crete (Minoans), Trojan War, Terno, Un endroit silencieux, Villain Lab, Hostage Situation, Lab, Island, African Jungle, Carnival, Circus, Perdu dans espace, Wild West (either with or without indians), South American Jungle, 221 Baker St., Revolutionary War, Vietnam War,

never fart on another man’s balls

Nephilim, daughter of Elerial/Azrael, angel of patience

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Marion looked up, continuing to walk over then stopping once he was with them. "Good morning," Marion greeted. "How goes the day so far?"

Perspicuity, minor clairvoyance, and control over holy fire. Minor note is that her blood is also incredibly intoxicating to creatures into that sorta thing, due to the divinity. It’s good for blessing weapons, at least.

Canadians say "sorry" so much that a law was passed in 2009 declaring that an apology can't be used as evidence of admission to guilt.

You: hello
Stranger: hiya :)
You: I am a 49 year old woman who lives alone with 21 lizards and a pig
You: Please try to type faster, my lizards are getting impatient
You: They want to know what you have to say
You: Excuse me
You: My lizards and I are waiting
You: Oh, my pig has meandered over
You: He is just as curious as the rest of us

never fart on another man’s balls

i need to know the back story for this

I am a 49 year old woman living alone with 21 lizards and a pig

Idea: You HAD 22 lizards but one of them spontaneously turned into a human (that's me) So now I live in your attic and sometimes screech like a banshee and give you the general emotional support cuddles you need at times.

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never fart on another man’s balls

i need to know the back story for this

if you don’t get it you don’t deserve to know

never fart on another man’s balls

i need to know the back story for this

if you don’t get it you don’t deserve to know

Fair point.

Naw, orgies man. Orgies. GOOOOOD MORNING!

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https://www.history.com/topics/renaissance/renaissance-art

Вы шутка для мужчин и мертвых для женщин всех народов.