@The-N-U-T-Cracker
ANOTHER update on the Nerds Jellybeans situation:
You thought this was over, didn't you? You believed crunchy jellybeans were as bizarre as Easter candies could ever get? Well THINK AGAIN.
Today my brother came home with Peeps, but not just any Peeps, SOUR PATCH KIDS PEEPS. They're regular marshmallow Peeps, but covered in sour sugar and flavored like cherry/lemon/lime/etc. They taste absolutely disgusting. I love them.
Which begs a question: How far can this "merging candies" thing go? Are we going to someday end up with caramel-covered gummy burgers? Cadbury creme-filled Tootsie Roll pops? Black licorice-flavored Kit Kats? Skittle-stuffed Crunch bars? Dots with a Sweet Tart-style crunch? What happens when we run out of terrible candy combinations that should've never happened and no one asked for? Is there going to be mayonnaise-flavored Laffy Taffy, or something even worse?
Don't mind me, I'm just over-analyzing candy flavors. You know, just a normal thing normal people do when they're not on any sort of drugs.