I don't know what's more stressful:
To be the president of the United States or to be a bush that gets set on fire.Probably being a bush on fire.
Being the president on fire
Being the bush of the United States.
Being a bush in the United States.
But… there was a Bush of the United States…. are we setting him on fire!?!
no!
"He'd just have six mugs in each hand drinking from all of them."
"She'd be like, 'that's too much coffee' and he'd be like 'it's not coffee it's vodka'"
"Only one of them is coffee"
"But he's forgotten which one it is because they all get moved around"
"'Which one's the coffee' 'idunno'"
"And something would explode in the distance and she'd be like 'have another'"
"one more"
"AND THEN sHe SaId A dEmOn MaDe HeR gAy AnD sAd"
"Guess I'm going to hell then"
I don't know what's more stressful:
To be the president of the United States or to be a bush that gets set on fire.Probably being a bush on fire.
Being the president on fire
Being the bush of the United States.
Being a bush in the United States.
But… there was a Bush of the United States…. are we setting him on fire!?!
It depends on which Bush we're setting on fire.
I don't know what's more stressful:
To be the president of the United States or to be a bush that gets set on fire.Probably being a bush on fire.
Being the president on fire
Being the bush of the United States.
Being a bush in the United States.
But… there was a Bush of the United States…. are we setting him on fire!?!
It depends on which Bush we're setting on fire.
The first one died. Was he cremated?
"He'd just have six mugs in each hand drinking from all of them."
"She'd be like, 'that's too much coffee' and he'd be like 'it's not coffee it's vodka'"
"Only one of them is coffee"
"But he's forgotten which one it is because they all get moved around"
"'Which one's the coffee' 'idunno'"
"And something would explode in the distance and she'd be like 'have another'"
"one more"
But like, it's super easy to tell between coffee and vodka-unless the mugs are black. Maybe that's why.
He's drunk, Dom. That's why
Oooh.
But I suppose they could be black as well. It was a made up scenario
"You're not supposed to stop, just tuck and roll"
To the teacher: I'm gonna do women's suffrage!
Another student that's definitely not me: really cause the other day you asked if I believed in the 19th amendment and told me I didn't have rights
Teacher:…….
"your church is the color of ramen"
“I’m gonna do a grandma only play through of this game. Just keep recruiting grandmas for my team.”
"Let's eat Grandma."
*"Let's eat, Grandma" LOL
*"Let's eat, Grandma" LOL
a classic
"Looks like he's been possessed by the western spirit. And looks like it's leaking out of his eyeballs."
*"Let's eat, Grandma" LOL
a classic
Indeed.
"Jart= Jean fart"
just your average text from the Starfast family group chat
SONIC HEROOOOOOOOSSSS
DAYTOOONAAAAAA!!!!!!
this bread tastes like play-dough
"It's my hand."
"OR ARE YOU GOING TO BE STUCK HAVING A TEA PARTY WITH YOUR MOM AND DAD!?"
(Quotes from a movie played at random.)
"She said you're with her." "Well that's new, I didn't know I was with her."