forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"The great cheeto"

"You're putting green tea on your mouth?"
"Where do you think green tea goes?"
"IN your mouth."

"Da big round thing up in da sky-"

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"Hakuna your tatas!"

Nigahiga?

*Pointing at a deer* Is that a mailbox?!

*Pointing at a deer* Is that a mailbox?!

xD Reminds me of when my friend saw a cat on someone's porch and thought it was a big squirrel.

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“So it’s like the equivalent of me sticking a golfball up my urethra?”

I don't think I want to know what that's equivalent to…

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“So it’s like the equivalent of me sticking a golfball up my urethra?”

I don't think I want to know what that's equivalent to…

You don’t

"I was up at 3 AM watching you make jokes about Mothman's thicc ass."

“So if i feed a baby a shark i can have sex with it later?“

“So if i feed a baby a shark i can have sex with it later?“

W-what… o.o

"yes, all those milk stains"
"we are about to get milked for your pleasure"

*Pointing at a deer* Is that a mailbox?!

_{i dont know why but this makes me think of "is this a pigeon?"}

"sO THIS IS WHY THEY'RE HOARDING TOILET PAPER, tHEY'RE MAKING CAT ARMOR, THOSE FUCKS-"

*Pointing at a deer* Is that a mailbox?!

_{i dont know why but this makes me think of "is this a pigeon?"}

"reverse colon cleanse!"

"reverse colon cleanse!"

….

This chat is insane xD

“Is my nose not good enough for you?!”

"uwu go die uwu"

"get in the boat ya dummy"

"i named you after my minecraft villager"

"i'm watching you cow"

"the baby pigs need to be as smart as einstein"

"Oh, so jumping onto tables is fucking impossible, but flipping out of a car going 85 mph on the highway is somehow very doable."

"Aren't you supposed to pull them out of circulation and just tough cookies to all the innocents?"