forum Never Have I Ever

Started November 23, 2019 by Deleted user

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Nah, I live for them.

Never have I ever ridden an ostrich.

No. I didn't even know that was possible.
Never have I ever been suspended from school.

I have.

Never have I ever shot a gun…
(I have, how many ppl have?)

I have not shot a real gun, but I've shot an airsoft gun.
Never have I ever shot a bow and arrow.

I have. I almost hit someone.

Never have I ever killed a spider

I have and it was one of the most traumatic experiences I ever went through, it was 11 pm and I was trying to silently wash my hands and not wake anyone when this massive hecking demon creature slowly crawls up from the drain right in my direction, I tried to drown it in dish soap since that stuff kills flies instantly but this hideous monster was immune to it and started walking faster towards me like a murderous demon from hell-
eventually I managed to pour enough soap and water on it that it lost its grip and fell back to the drain where it was brutally crushed with the plug, but to this day I still can’t kill any bugs in soap without having flashbacks and a bit of panic cause oh god it might not sound like it but that was like the stuff of horror movies, holy carp it was terrifying

…anyway
Never have I ever held a squirrel

(The itsy bitsy spider crawled up the water spout) I have not, I tried though.

Never have I ever been in a helicopter.

(I'm sorry that happened Ella.)

I haven't been in a helicopter.
Never have I ever been in anything that flies.

I was in a helicopter once. Wasn’t flying, but I got to tour it with a friend

Never have I ever had barbecue flavored chips

I have. I don't like em

Never have I ever made my own potato chips

I haven’t.
Never have I ever called Defax on my parents

What's Defax?
Never have I ever called 911…I literally haven't done it in my entire life……….

I haven’t.
Never have I ever been in a jail cell

I have (at a museum in Rockford where there was a fake 18/1900s jail)
Never have I ever held a cat like a baby.

I have. It scratched me lmao

Never have I ever held a dog.

I have.
Never have I ever had a bird sit on my head

No, but I've had a hawk on my hand.

Never have I ever broken a mirror on accident.

I have
Never have I ever broken a mirror on purpose

I haven't. Nor have I broken one an accident.
Never have I ever liked green beans

I have.

Never have I ever called someone by the wrong name

I have oops
Never have I ever drank warm milk