forum Literally a Chat made soley out of Vine quotes

Started December 15, 2018 by Deleted user

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So you're bringing me a birthday gift for my birthday party on my birthday
Happy birthday?
hits them with a glass

"Who's ready to get crazy for new years?!"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"
Hits with bottle

“Give me all your fucking money!”
Law and order: special victims unit

I want a church girl who go to church
aND reAD HeR biBLe

"You ready to die Mishkeisha?"
"I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me!"

alkjdflkasskdjfas as as if I would let you use my tractor
but please papa!!

“Shotgun!”
“Aww, but you had it on the way- * startled noise *”
“No I mean I found a shotgun, and I want the front seat * gun cocks *”

"GRAM GRAM, why are all these cookies on the floor?"
"I fell, can you help me??"
"…"
laughs like a fucking maniac

“You don’t have to take the finals”
“cheering”
“You could just be jobless and homeless for the rest of your life.”
pause
“Totally worth it, amirite guys?”

"Kaylin, Callie, come get y'all juice!"
slips on oil and crashes into oven
"Shit!"

21 savage why you got a 12 car garage when you only got
turns around to face camera, whips off sunglasses, puts new sunglasses on
FIFTEEN CARS
aggressive orange justice
CAUSE WE ALL JUST A-WANNA BE BIG ROCKSTARS AND LIVE IN(lol something idk) HOUSES DRIVING BIG FAST CARS
bass murders anyone with earbuds, dancer collapses on the floor

Loving all the Thomas Sanders.

PATRICIA!!!!!!!
Honey can you can keep down

"Disney pranks, with friends!"
Smears ketchup on forehead
"Simbaaaaaa"

When you wish upon a staaaarrrr~~~

Nothing happens

"Please won't you dance with me"
"I wanna eat your face!"
"I'm terrified"

"Hey you got any shaving cream?"
"No, I don't like how it tastes"
"… you eat shaving cream?"
"No, why would I eat it if I don't like the taste??"

"What did you do?"
"I shaved my eyebrows!"
"Why did you do that?"
"I don't know!"

Show me what you have
A KNIFE
NO

I DON'T GET NO SLEEP CUZ OF YALL
YALL DON'T GET NO SLEEP CUZ OF MEE

hurricane Katrina?
MORE LIKE HURRICANE TORTILLA

these pens are so cute
….Zack….that's gay
Jared, we've been dating

Joke's on you!
the Jonas brothers can't break up they're brothers..

HEy mom me and the boys are going to see Uncle Cracker
hat gets stuck in window
GEORGE
GIMME MY HAT BACK
DO YOU WANNA GO SEE UNCLE CRACKER OR NOT
turns to see hat in window

What's the difference between regular ketchup and this fancy ketchup
Ah…This one has the word FANCY on it

I brought you frankenscents
Thank you
And I brought you Mur
Thank you
Murder!takes off mask
gAsPJudace, no!

I like that laugh… heh heh heh

"Who has been your favorite Uber driver?"
"Um, I never went to oovoo javer"

"Who has been your favorite Uber driver?"
"Um, I never went to oovoo javer"

awkward music
would you agree that guy fieri is a greasy troll
umm i never saw that movie
more awkward music

lights cigarette
"omg you smoke?? don't you know those things can kill you?"
"…yeah, that's kinda the point. I'm tryna speed this shit up."