I saw you hanging out with Bethany yesterday

Rebecca it’s not what you think

I won’t hesitate bitch

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L O V E

Y O U

D O G

“I have $.69”
“You know what that means”
-crying- “I don’t have enough for chicken nuggets”

“You’re all going to hell. Goodbye.”

"y'all ugly!" disapparates

so you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift

“Happy birthday?”
Gets glass smashed in face

skateboards
Good evening

You're not my dad!!

Road work ahead? scoffs Uh, yeah, I sure HOPE it does

what are thoseeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Wouldn’t you like to know
Weatherboi

insert trombone playing and oven door slamming

oh my god I love that vine

I sneezed on the beet and the beet got sickuh

"Johnny had nineteen bottles of dish soap-"
"Wait, why did Johnny have so many soaps?"
squirting soap on hand "MIN' YER OWN BIZNIZ, DAYVIT!"

"I wanna be a cowboy, baby!"

"HEEELLLL YEAAAH"

"girl guess what they got"
"what?"

"Lafay saviers"

"Kids are honestly so stupid. Like oh, lemme just run right in the middle of the road. O_ka_y"
car hits something

“Oh nO”
-bursts through the wall-
“oH yEaH”

Well when life gives you lEmOnS duh duh dah duh DAH

"You may be verified on Twitter but are you verified in the EYES OF GOD?!"

"420."
"There's somebody in my house."
"No, I'm not."
"What?'
"What?"

chRIs is tHat a wEed? i'm calling tHe polICe-

Is that a police??? I’m calling the weed!!!
420 what ya smokin?

"Do you trust me son?"
"Yeah"
Steps away from ladder as son lets go
"Rule number one: don't trust anybody"