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Started May 11, 2018 by @remarkab.le

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"th… wh…Why?" her brow furrowed.

"This is not happening right now," she muttered.

"Oh, honey, this is happening," the gnome tried to flip its hair, but its hand met its porcelain.

She threw a rock and shattered the porcelain.

the large gnome fell apart, and in its place was the first gnome, frozen with fear.

"Whoops," she shrugged.

The princess walked away, afraid to be caught at the sight of a murder.

Little did she know, the gnome's cousin, an incognito policeman garden flamingo, had been watching her the whole time.

He followed her silently.

Meanwhile the Princess carried on almost entirely unconcerned, she didn't realize the severity of the penalty of killing a gnome.

However, Fred, the emo unicorn we'd almost forgotten about, did.

She goes to a stand to eat soup.

Fred watched Delilah eat the soup, completely oblivious to her crime, he sighed and hair flipped his emo bangs.

"what's up with you today, Fred?" Delilah looked up, swallowing her soup.

"Nothing's up with me," snorted Fred, " you just don't understand me."

"I understand that you should tell me why I don't understand," she says.

Fred snorted again, " you just killed somebody, so let's escape."

"Don't be silly Fred. It was only a face stealing gnome. There can't possibly be any legal repercussions for killing it."

"Sista, I'm not emo for nothing," emo Fred said, "I've seen the dark side because I am the dark side."

Fred's eyes began to ominously grow red, and smoke began to flow from the unicorn's mouth.

(what the heck?! XD )
"You see," Fred whispered ominously, "I am a demon ninja unicorn, the last of my kind."

"Very rare, wow," she says nonchalantly.

"Don't you Doge me, Delilah," Fred rolled his eyes, "we have to get away from here and I know just the place."

"And that place is?" Delilah asks, losing interest.

Fred smirked at her disinterest, and said, "ever heard of Candy Land?"