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Started February 07, 2018 by @remarkab.le

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what did that house do to deserve that

this house is at the bottom at a hill that is usually covered in ice… i think you can put the pieces together.

Mine just has outlets that occasionally explode but it's fine

Not as bad as freaking cars crashing through it

oh yeah also SEVERAL cars narrowly missed a fire hydrant just to the right of my house, also missing my room, but i never woke… once

There was once a forest fire in the woods behind my house. There were fire trucks and people screaming and I slept through it all.

@Firebrand that's terrifying!

holy shit how can you sleep through that??

I don't know, considering I'm a light sleeper. Then again I was nine and spent the whole night playing video games with my brother

Lol that makes more sense.

Also quick thing, is anybody up for reading the first chapter of my story or nah?

Sure! I'm in class right now, but I'll get to it as soon as I can

Okay lol. I'll post it at some point I'm just nervous

Sure, I’m up!

ok ow, i wondered why there was a shiny piece of metal in my wound, i used tweezers to painfully pull it out. i got the knife again and found out the tip broke off in my hand but thankfully that was the only bit.

Ouch. Thankfully you got it out. I remember stepping on glass once and it getting stuck in my foot.

ಥʖ̯ಥ I'm afraid ಥʖ̯ಥ

Well I’ve actually stepped on glass a lot of times, but that time it was actually pretty bad because I stepped on it during a mud fight in a highly trashed, polluted lake. It got infected and some of the glass was still in my foot. There was also some oddly colored puss. (It is a very gross story when I tell the whole thing.)

I'm sorry, but I'm going to try to remove that from my memory now if that's okay with you

Reminds me of the pencil lead I have in my thigh though. In third grade, I had sharpened my pencil, and was sitting with it poked into my leg and up against my desk. The teacher called me up to do a problem on the board, and I forgot the pencil was there. Long story short, when I took a shower that night, I realized there was some pencil lead in my right leg, and there it remained. It's harder to see now since the skin healed over it, but it's still there.

good fucking god we are magnets for pain

Mindful, that’s actually really cool!

Actual conversation between me and my friends:
friend 1: I'm halfway through this book!
me: whoa! we're halfway there
friend 1 & me: whoa! hamilton's affair
friend 2 (at the same time): wizard at a fair!
me: harry potter at a fair
friend 2: wait
friend 2: harry potter's a wizard??
me: facepalms
friend 1: you seriously didn't know??
friend 2: no! i just thought he was a dude with wizard instructors
friend 1 & me: facepalm

But also kinda bad.

Actual conversation between me and my friends:
friend 1: I'm halfway through this book!
me: whoa! we're halfway there
friend 1 & me: whoa! hamilton's affair
friend 2 (at the same time): wizard at a fair!
me: harry potter at a fair
friend 2: wait
friend 2: harry potter's a wizard??
me: facepalms
friend 1: you seriously didn't know??
friend 2: no! i just thought he was a dude with wizard instructors
friend 1 & me: facepalm

Hah so true! I’m probably friend 2.

Actual conversation between me and my friends:
friend 1: I'm halfway through this book!
me: whoa! we're halfway there
friend 1 & me: whoa! hamilton's affair
friend 2 (at the same time): wizard at a fair!
me: harry potter at a fair
friend 2: wait
friend 2: harry potter's a wizard??
me: facepalms
friend 1: you seriously didn't know??
friend 2: no! i just thought he was a dude with wizard instructors
friend 1 & me: facepalm

Hah so true! I’m probably friend 2.

facepalms