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Started February 07, 2018 by @remarkab.le

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wow a lot happened while I was gone

also I almost accidentally amputated my leg yesterday. I could've died

WTF!?!?!

Note to self: it's not a good idea to chop wood when side effects of medication make you extremely dizzy and lightheaded

Oof, that must've been pretty bad. Are you doing okay?

Oh no my dude are you okay??

Yeah lol, I'm fine. My hand slipped and the axe went flying behind me. The blade got super close to my leg but it didn't touch me.

Wow. God bless you all! @"remarkab.le" You’re right we should all be wrapped in bubble wrap!

Haha true

I have a wicked scar on my abdomen from an axe-ident

dude what happened??

holy fuck why do we (everyone here) keep having injuries, mainly with AXES!?!?!?!

also mindful, that was a good pun

Lol yeah nice pun. but like seriously are you okay?? I didn't have any incidents with axes but I have stepped on a nail before and nearly snapped my hand off with a car door but oh my gosh axes are much more dangerous

axes?? goodness gracious, i don't even think my family owns an axe

My family is crazy enough to have an axe in the city (At least I think we kept it), but I don't think anyone hurt themselves with it. However, my mom did cut herself with a scythe once or twice when we were gathering rabbit snacks.

You actually have a fucking scythe?????

Is your mom the reaper?????????

Lol, sometimes I wonder. But yes, we do (or did, moving makes it impossible to keep track of things). I was absolutely terrified when my brother was allowed to start using it (and thankfully I never had to). It was super useful to cut down alfalfa and grass for our rabbits.

I would be very much terrified if I had a scythe in my house

Thats cool

wow guys XD

… a SCYTHE???

scythes are pretty fun when not being threatened by one from death, ya' know?

Scythe with collapsible blade to turn it into a golf club

Then you can have a blunt weapon as well or just play golf

That sounds clever and also very scary