Heh, no.

She has these exact words on the board every single day: “A goldfish has the attention span of 9 seconds. A human has the attention span of less than 8 seconds now. Good job…”

well my attention span is longer than that… i think.

I have a short attention span tbh

Ehh, it varies with me.

actually as i look back on this chat, we have a VERY short attention span

Yeah… less than a goldfish. A GOLDFISH OF ALL CREATURES!!!

oooh look a pointy object

How bored must goldfish be?
I pity them.

I mean the human attention span is only about 8 seconds…

Oh wait ignore that I didn't know there was another page

Goldfishy

GOLDFISH ARE FISH WRAPPED IN GOLD WRAPPING PAPER

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NU WAY

THEY ALSO EAT GOLD

BOOM

AND THEY ARE VERY RARE. THEY CAN EVEN LIVE FOR 100 YEARS. THEY HAVE THE RECORD FOR LONGEST LIVING CREATURE!!!

WORSHIP THE FISH

They turn into dragons!!!

FISHYS!!!!

No, dragons turn into fish.

Ok…

GOLDFISH ARE JUST REINCARNATED DRAGONS Y’ALL!!!

Ok…

Ok…