@HighPockets group
Caterpillar. Being both blind and deaf would drive me insane, I'm a very musical and artistic person. Plus I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to write anymore, or read.
WYR Be a crab or a lobster?
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Crab
Just because?
WYR marry a random teacher from your school or someone gross in kindergarten?
@HighPockets group
Teacher. I am not marrying a kindergartener.
WYR only do math for the rest of your life with no calculator, or do research papers without EasyBib?
@yeetus
Maths
Because it's more fun
WYR be the dumbest person in the universe or the most ignorant person
@HighPockets group
Most ignorant. I've been called both dumb and ignorant, despite being neither, the former less than.
WYR Ride the 'euthanasia coaster' or be 'released' like in The Giver?
@yeetus
(Wait what's the first one?)
@HighPockets group
(A roller coaster with so much g-force it kills the rider)
@yeetus
Released
Because it seemed less painful and definitely less creepy
I Googled it…so creepy
WYR hand your hands hacked off and replaced with guns you can somehow fire or knives
@HighPockets group
Knives.
WYR never fall in love or outlive all of your loved ones?
@yeetus
Never fall in love
Because romance is stupid
WYR have all your children die as infants or be unable to have children?
@HighPockets group
Not have children. I'm ace anyway, so I don't plan on having kids.
WYR Die an early death or live to the point where life just isn't enjoyable, like extreme-extreme old age.
@yeetus
Die an early death
It will make me to stop procrastinating…
WYR change your physical gender every Friday or tattoo cockroaches everywhere?
@HighPockets group
Gender. Those tattoos would drive me nuts, plus being a guy for a day could be cool. And help me write from a guy's POV.
WYR Never read again or never write again?
@yeetus
Never read again
Cause writing is important
Also audiobooks
WYR be a lizard or a shark?
@HighPockets group
Lizard.
WYR eat a lizard or a shark?
@yeetus
Shark
Because I don't want to eat you
WYR be killed by a lizard or a shark?
@HighPockets group
Shark. Maybe I'd be lucky and get a quick death.
WYR always be covered in Sydney Funnel Webweavers (or whatever those nasty spawn of the devil are called) or box jellyfish, while being immortal?
@yeetus
Sydney funnel webs
Because they are less evil, I'm not arachnophobia and frankly, spiders are cool and I deal with them all the time
WYR be a box jellyfish or a goblet?
@HighPockets group
BOX JELLYFISH!!
I'd rather be deadly than inanimate.
WYR Be a Soc or a Greaser?
@yeetus
(…Please don't call me an uncultured swine but what are those?)
@HighPockets group
(From 'The Outsiders'. It's okay, not everyone has read it so I shouldn't have used it in a question. My apologies.)
New Question: Stormtrooper but able to act of your own free will, or a clone trooper doomed to follow Order 66?
@yeetus
Stormtrooper without free will
Because…I still have a free will?
WYR be impaled by a lightsaber or a sword?
@HighPockets group
Lightsaber. Burns the wound shut so I won't bleed out, thus increasing my chance of survival.
WYR be slashed to bits by Kylo or strangled by Vader?
@yeetus
Strangled
Seems less painful
WYR be a potato or a tomato?
(Wow I make a lot of sense)
@HighPockets group
Potato. I'm not supposed to eat either, but tomatoes are a bigger no-no.
WYR Only be able to communicate via singing, or never speak again?