forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
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That’s not very reassuring, eldritch horror-

W H Y N O T?

because you’re an eldritch horror, you’re fricking terrifying

@False-andrew flash_on

W H A T I S W R O N G C H I L D D O Y O U F E A R T H E C R A B?

lol crab legs-

SCREECHES IN ELDRITCH CRAB GOD

hey have you ever heard of crab rolls,

I S H A L L U S E Y O U R R O T T I N G C O R P S E T O F E R T I L I Z E T H E W O R L D S I H A V E T U R N E D B A R R E N A N D S H A L L U S E Y O U R S O U L A S T O I L E T P A P E R

@False-andrew flash_on

That’s not very reassuring, eldritch horror-

W H Y N O T?

because you’re an eldritch horror, you’re fricking terrifying

A T L E A S T I A M N O T T H E E Y E T H A T S I T S U N B L I N K I N G U P O N H I S T H R O N E O F L I E S W E A R I N G A C R O W N O F B O N E S A N D T H O R N S

@Morals-are-for-mortals language

W H A T I S W R O N G C H I L D D O Y O U F E A R T H E C R A B?

lol crab legs-

SCREECHES IN ELDRITCH CRAB GOD

hey have you ever heard of crab rolls,

I S H A L L U S E Y O U R R O T T I N G C O R P S E T O F E R T I L I Z E T H E W O R L D S I H A V E T U R N E D B A R R E N A N D S H A L L U S E Y O U R S O U L A S T O I L E T P A P E R

Sounds nice, how about garlic butter crab legs for dinner?

@False-andrew flash_on

W H A T I S W R O N G C H I L D D O Y O U F E A R T H E C R A B?

lol crab legs-

SCREECHES IN ELDRITCH CRAB GOD

hey have you ever heard of crab rolls,

I S H A L L U S E Y O U R R O T T I N G C O R P S E T O F E R T I L I Z E T H E W O R L D S I H A V E T U R N E D B A R R E N A N D S H A L L U S E Y O U R S O U L A S T O I L E T P A P E R

Sounds nice, how about garlic butter crab legs for dinner?

N O

@Morals-are-for-mortals language

W H A T I S W R O N G C H I L D D O Y O U F E A R T H E C R A B?

lol crab legs-

SCREECHES IN ELDRITCH CRAB GOD

hey have you ever heard of crab rolls,

I S H A L L U S E Y O U R R O T T I N G C O R P S E T O F E R T I L I Z E T H E W O R L D S I H A V E T U R N E D B A R R E N A N D S H A L L U S E Y O U R S O U L A S T O I L E T P A P E R

Sounds nice, how about garlic butter crab legs for dinner?

N O

Maybe without the garlic butter then.

@False-andrew flash_on

W H A T I S W R O N G C H I L D D O Y O U F E A R T H E C R A B?

lol crab legs-

SCREECHES IN ELDRITCH CRAB GOD

hey have you ever heard of crab rolls,

I S H A L L U S E Y O U R R O T T I N G C O R P S E T O F E R T I L I Z E T H E W O R L D S I H A V E T U R N E D B A R R E N A N D S H A L L U S E Y O U R S O U L A S T O I L E T P A P E R

Sounds nice, how about garlic butter crab legs for dinner?

N O

Maybe without the garlic butter then.

ANGRY SCREECH

@Morals-are-for-mortals language

W H A T I S W R O N G C H I L D D O Y O U F E A R T H E C R A B?

lol crab legs-

SCREECHES IN ELDRITCH CRAB GOD

hey have you ever heard of crab rolls,

I S H A L L U S E Y O U R R O T T I N G C O R P S E T O F E R T I L I Z E T H E W O R L D S I H A V E T U R N E D B A R R E N A N D S H A L L U S E Y O U R S O U L A S T O I L E T P A P E R

Sounds nice, how about garlic butter crab legs for dinner?

N O

Maybe without the garlic butter then.

ANGRY SCREECH

Ooh, crab cakes..

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sips Starbucks in the corner

I W A S T A L K I N G T O Y O U

I’m still listening, I just want to drink my coffee ;-;

@False-andrew flash_on

(Tbh this - AT LEAST I AM NOT THE EYE THAT SITS UNBLINKING UPON HIS THRONE OF LIES WEARING A CROWN OF BONES AND THORNS - is the rawest line about God i have ever jokingly written ;-;)

@False-andrew flash_on

W H A T I S W R O N G C H I L D D O Y O U F E A R T H E C R A B?

lol crab legs-

SCREECHES IN ELDRITCH CRAB GOD

hey have you ever heard of crab rolls,

I S H A L L U S E Y O U R R O T T I N G C O R P S E T O F E R T I L I Z E T H E W O R L D S I H A V E T U R N E D B A R R E N A N D S H A L L U S E Y O U R S O U L A S T O I L E T P A P E R

Sounds nice, how about garlic butter crab legs for dinner?

N O

Maybe without the garlic butter then.

ANGRY SCREECH

Ooh, crab cakes..

N O

Deleted user

sighs in wtf is going on

Pandora help- Force is an eldritch crab god horror thing

@Morals-are-for-mortals language

W H A T I S W R O N G C H I L D D O Y O U F E A R T H E C R A B?

lol crab legs-

SCREECHES IN ELDRITCH CRAB GOD

hey have you ever heard of crab rolls,

I S H A L L U S E Y O U R R O T T I N G C O R P S E T O F E R T I L I Z E T H E W O R L D S I H A V E T U R N E D B A R R E N A N D S H A L L U S E Y O U R S O U L A S T O I L E T P A P E R

Sounds nice, how about garlic butter crab legs for dinner?

N O

Maybe without the garlic butter then.

ANGRY SCREECH

Ooh, crab cakes..

N O

did you know there is crab soup omg

Deleted user

sips Starbucks in the corner

I W A S T A L K I N G T O Y O U

I’m still listening, I just want to drink my coffee ;-;

T H E N A N S W E R M E

no I want to stay quiet, what are you gonna do continues sipping coffee

@False-andrew flash_on

sips Starbucks in the corner

I W A S T A L K I N G T O Y O U

I’m still listening, I just want to drink my coffee ;-;

T H E N A N S W E R M E

no I want to stay quiet, what are you gonna do continues sipping coffee

DISSOLVES YOUR ROTTING CORPSE, DEFILES YOUR GRAVE AND SALTS THE EARTH AROUND YOU

@False-andrew flash_on

W H A T I S W R O N G C H I L D D O Y O U F E A R T H E C R A B?

lol crab legs-

SCREECHES IN ELDRITCH CRAB GOD

hey have you ever heard of crab rolls,

I S H A L L U S E Y O U R R O T T I N G C O R P S E T O F E R T I L I Z E T H E W O R L D S I H A V E T U R N E D B A R R E N A N D S H A L L U S E Y O U R S O U L A S T O I L E T P A P E R

Sounds nice, how about garlic butter crab legs for dinner?

N O

Maybe without the garlic butter then.

ANGRY SCREECH

Ooh, crab cakes..

N O

did you know there is crab soup omg

N O

Deleted user

sips Starbucks in the corner

I W A S T A L K I N G T O Y O U

I’m still listening, I just want to drink my coffee ;-;

T H E N A N S W E R M E

no I want to stay quiet, what are you gonna do continues sipping coffee

DISSOLVES YOUR ROTTING CORPSE, DEFILES YOUR GRAVE AND SALTS THE EARTH AROUND YOU

…….what the-