………this is who I hang out with
sips tea
yeets Starbucks nobody asked for your silent judgement
yeets tea
raises sword
dont fuck with me I have to power of God and anime memes on my side
fuck memes i have the power of the god damn W A R H A M M E R 40K UNIVERSE ON MY SIDE
………this is who I hang out with
sips tea
yeets Starbucks nobody asked for your silent judgement
yeets tea
raises sword
dont fuck with me I have to power of God and anime memes on my side
fuck memes i have the power of the god damn W A R H A M M E R 40K UNIVERSE ON MY SIDE
BRANDISHES VIKING BATTLE AXE, CHANNELING THE POWER OF THE VALKYRIES, THE SHIELDMAIDENS OF ODIN AS I DON MY BATTLE HELMET AND SHIELD
………this is who I hang out with
sips tea
yeets Starbucks nobody asked for your silent judgement
yeets tea
raises sword
dont fuck with me I have to power of God and anime memes on my side
don’t make me get my lightsaber
bitch try me
lightsaber noises
angry ghost screeching as I attack Liz with ghost sword
………this is who I hang out with
sips tea
yeets Starbucks nobody asked for your silent judgement
yeets tea
raises sword
dont fuck with me I have to power of God and anime memes on my side
don’t make me get my lightsaber
bitch try me
lightsaber noises
angry ghost screeching as I attack Liz with ghost sword
I will gut you and watch your intestines squirm as they escape from their flesh prison
………this is who I hang out with
sips tea
yeets Starbucks nobody asked for your silent judgement
yeets tea
raises sword
dont fuck with me I have to power of God and anime memes on my side
don’t make me get my lightsaber
bitch try me
lightsaber noises
angry ghost screeching as I attack Liz with ghost sword
I will gut you and watch your intestines squirm as they escape from their flesh prison
BITCH IM LITERALLY A GHOST WHAT INTESTINES
………this is who I hang out with
sips tea
yeets Starbucks nobody asked for your silent judgement
yeets tea
raises sword
dont fuck with me I have to power of God and anime memes on my side
don’t make me get my lightsaber
bitch try me
lightsaber noises
angry ghost screeching as I attack Liz with ghost sword
I will gut you and watch your intestines squirm as they escape from their flesh prison
BITCH IM LITERALLY A GHOST WHAT INTESTINES
ghost intestines how else do you drink your Starbucks dumbass
LETS KEEP THE SWEARING TO A MINIMAL
Demands I, the chickeniest chicken
*peeking with the side of my eye at force *
Lice infested chunk of German pancake being burned at the staaake
takes my battle ax, and slowly backs up, because even a Valkyrie can’t handle this level of insanity
giggles in eldritch crab god as i slowly come apart at the seams and grow more legs and an exoskeleton
takes my battle ax, and slowly backs up, because even a Valkyrie can’t handle this level of insanity
Mind if I chill in the back with u lmao
giggles in eldritch crab god as i slowly come apart at the seams and grow more legs and an exoskeleton
Well that all seems horrifying
giggles in eldritch crab god as i slowly come apart at the seams and grow more legs and an exoskeleton
Well that all seems horrifying
skitters away, my human head sitting atop a massive crustacean body, my W A R H A M M E R held in my half crab, half human hands/claws, cackling like a deranged magpie
covers my ghostie eyes with my sword no thank u
W H A T I S W R O N G C H I L D D O Y O U F E A R T H E C R A B?
Y O U S H O U L D N O T T H E C R A B M A Y S E E A L L Y O U R S I N S B U T S H E D O E S N O T J U D G E F O R H E R S I N S O U T N U M B E R Y O U R O W N
That’s not very reassuring, eldritch horror-