forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
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If your soul was a drink, what would it be?

Diet Pepsi, coke or Dr Pepper- (if it was a not actually real drink, death-)

queiro pepsi

Deleted user

I'd be Mountain Dew with mango and cream bc yes

yum
can i drink ur soul???

Deleted user

I'd be Mountain Dew with mango and cream bc yes

yum
can i drink ur soul???

I don't currently have my soul actually…

You can have mine, it doesn't taste very good, I already ate all the whipped cream.

Deleted user

I'd be Mountain Dew with mango and cream bc yes

yum
can i drink ur soul???

I don't currently have my soul actually…

You can have mine, it doesn't taste very good, I already ate all the whipped cream.

add more whipped cream then

Deleted user

I'd be Mountain Dew with mango and cream bc yes

yum
can i drink ur soul???

I don't currently have my soul actually…

You can have mine, it doesn't taste very good, I already ate all the whipped cream.

add more whipped cream then

….Thats not how souls work?

@CinnamonTheHouseplant

Oh guess what

So I have an ex husband from when we were put together for a play, and we got a divorce as soon as we got offstage closing night.

I talked to him today about it.

Me: Guess what, one year ago today was the final dress rehearsal for The Pirates of Penzance!
Him: Oh, really?
Me: Yeah!
Awkward silence
Me: Hey, we should celebrate our divorce on the 7th!
Him: Wait, May 7th?
Me: Yeah, that was closing night last year. When we got divorced.
Him: …That's my birthday…
Me: We got a DIVORCE on your BIRTHDAY??!

So yeah, that's fun.

@lord-of-the-carnival group

Id be something sweet, bubbly, but something that holds a common allergen, cause i pack a punch. SO… Boba tea.

omg yas- speaking of i figured out what id be- a mix of Spirytus vodka (the world's strongest drinkable alcohol, 90-sum odd proof), Death Wish coffee, white Monster energy and Dr.Pepper =D

@lord-of-the-carnival group

Oh guess what

So I have an ex husband from when we were put together for a play, and we got a divorce as soon as we got offstage closing night.

I talked to him today about it.

Me: Guess what, one year ago today was the final dress rehearsal for The Pirates of Penzance!
Him: Oh, really?
Me: Yeah!
Awkward silence
Me: Hey, we should celebrate our divorce on the 7th!
Him: Wait, May 7th?
Me: Yeah, that was closing night last year. When we got divorced.
Him: …That's my birthday…
Me: We got a DIVORCE on your BIRTHDAY??!

So yeah, that's fun.

huh-?!

@CinnamonTheHouseplant

Oh guess what

So I have an ex husband from when we were put together for a play, and we got a divorce as soon as we got offstage closing night.

I talked to him today about it.

Me: Guess what, one year ago today was the final dress rehearsal for The Pirates of Penzance!
Him: Oh, really?
Me: Yeah!
Awkward silence
Me: Hey, we should celebrate our divorce on the 7th!
Him: Wait, May 7th?
Me: Yeah, that was closing night last year. When we got divorced.
Him: …That's my birthday…
Me: We got a DIVORCE on your BIRTHDAY??!

So yeah, that's fun.

huh-?!

We were fake married for the play, and then we got a fake divorce

I might make a cake that says "Happy Birthday/Divorce Anniversary"…

Deleted user

Oh guess what

So I have an ex husband from when we were put together for a play, and we got a divorce as soon as we got offstage closing night.

I talked to him today about it.

Me: Guess what, one year ago today was the final dress rehearsal for The Pirates of Penzance!
Him: Oh, really?
Me: Yeah!
Awkward silence
Me: Hey, we should celebrate our divorce on the 7th!
Him: Wait, May 7th?
Me: Yeah, that was closing night last year. When we got divorced.
Him: …That's my birthday…
Me: We got a DIVORCE on your BIRTHDAY??!

So yeah, that's fun.

huh-?!

wait what???

@CinnamonTheHouseplant

Oh guess what

So I have an ex husband from when we were put together for a play, and we got a divorce as soon as we got offstage closing night.

I talked to him today about it.

Me: Guess what, one year ago today was the final dress rehearsal for The Pirates of Penzance!
Him: Oh, really?
Me: Yeah!
Awkward silence
Me: Hey, we should celebrate our divorce on the 7th!
Him: Wait, May 7th?
Me: Yeah, that was closing night last year. When we got divorced.
Him: …That's my birthday…
Me: We got a DIVORCE on your BIRTHDAY??!

So yeah, that's fun.

huh-?!

wait what???

Yes.

@lord-of-the-carnival group

Oh guess what

So I have an ex husband from when we were put together for a play, and we got a divorce as soon as we got offstage closing night.

I talked to him today about it.

Me: Guess what, one year ago today was the final dress rehearsal for The Pirates of Penzance!
Him: Oh, really?
Me: Yeah!
Awkward silence
Me: Hey, we should celebrate our divorce on the 7th!
Him: Wait, May 7th?
Me: Yeah, that was closing night last year. When we got divorced.
Him: …That's my birthday…
Me: We got a DIVORCE on your BIRTHDAY??!

So yeah, that's fun.

huh-?!

We were fake married for the play, and then we got a fake divorce

I might make a cake that says "Happy Birthday/Divorce Anniversary"…

OHHHHHH

Deleted user

Oh guess what

So I have an ex husband from when we were put together for a play, and we got a divorce as soon as we got offstage closing night.

I talked to him today about it.

Me: Guess what, one year ago today was the final dress rehearsal for The Pirates of Penzance!
Him: Oh, really?
Me: Yeah!
Awkward silence
Me: Hey, we should celebrate our divorce on the 7th!
Him: Wait, May 7th?
Me: Yeah, that was closing night last year. When we got divorced.
Him: …That's my birthday…
Me: We got a DIVORCE on your BIRTHDAY??!

So yeah, that's fun.

huh-?!

We were fake married for the play, and then we got a fake divorce

I might make a cake that says "Happy Birthday/Divorce Anniversary"…

DEW IT!!!

@CinnamonTheHouseplant

Oh guess what

So I have an ex husband from when we were put together for a play, and we got a divorce as soon as we got offstage closing night.

I talked to him today about it.

Me: Guess what, one year ago today was the final dress rehearsal for The Pirates of Penzance!
Him: Oh, really?
Me: Yeah!
Awkward silence
Me: Hey, we should celebrate our divorce on the 7th!
Him: Wait, May 7th?
Me: Yeah, that was closing night last year. When we got divorced.
Him: …That's my birthday…
Me: We got a DIVORCE on your BIRTHDAY??!

So yeah, that's fun.

huh-?!

wait what???

Yes.

Deleted user

oh, by the way, I'm Val's Wife, and said ex… is my brother.

Val… i have something to tell you.

fr?