forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
Started by @IamNOTachickenok
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@IamNOTachickenok

peers at purple egg
pours salt into the cracks

OI! DON'T DO THAT! unsheathes meat cleaver UNLESS YOU WANT THIS IN YOUR BACK!

shakes the salt shaker aggressively I'm just seasoning them

PANDORA

SEASON FASTER PANDORA

WHAT IS HAPPENING

shakes salt into the eggs that have cracks nothing, really

PUT PEPPER IN THEM TOOOOOOOOOO

OOOH GOOD IDEA grabs pepper shaker and aggressively adds pepper as well And then I'll put in baking soda and then pour some soda so the egg goes BOOM

WHICH EGG

ALL

THE PURPLE ONE HAS ALREADY HATCHED

(but ok on the others)

angelic noises and trumpets play as purple chicky baby elegantly flows through the air

lands elegantly

in squeaky baby chicky voice, Baby Lipstick taser

I haz been properly

~seasoned~

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A BRIGHT LIGHT SHINES AS THE BLOWN UP INTO THE SKY CHICKY BABIES LAND ELEGANTLY NEXT TO LIPSTICK TASER

them

We haz been properly

~seasoned~

Spawn of Satan: Empwess Gabs, can me has cheesecake?

@IamNOTachickenok

Lipstick Taser and Vis: WHEEEEEE WE IS IMMORTALLLL hops into arms of aunt avry

@IamNOTachickenok

Spawn of Satan: Empwess Gabs, can me has cheesecake?

wHAT

Spawn of Satan ('X' egg): clears throat Can me pweaze have cheesecake?

@IamNOTachickenok

all three in unison

ALL OF US BUT PINK EGG quick cross sign ARE IMMORTAL

WE WILL RESPAWN IF YOU EAT US