✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
Started March 16, 2023 by @IamNOTachickenok

106 followers

@Nightmare_Eclipse

What have I come back to??

hatching…

@Morals-are-for-mortals

peers at purple egg
pours salt into the cracks

OI! DON'T DO THAT! unsheathes meat cleaver UNLESS YOU WANT THIS IN YOUR BACK!

shakes the salt shaker aggressively I'm just seasoning them

PANDORA

SEASON FASTER PANDORA

@just_gabs_needs_coffee

Also
Math. Sucks.

agreed
we're going over probability
UgH

We’re doing….
Idk what we’re doing.
Algebra maybe?

@just_gabs_needs_coffee

peers at purple egg
pours salt into the cracks

OI! DON'T DO THAT! unsheathes meat cleaver UNLESS YOU WANT THIS IN YOUR BACK!

shakes the salt shaker aggressively I'm just seasoning them

PANDORA

SEASON FASTER PANDORA

WHAT IS HAPPENING

@Nightmare_Eclipse

peers at purple egg
pours salt into the cracks

OI! DON'T DO THAT! unsheathes meat cleaver UNLESS YOU WANT THIS IN YOUR BACK!

shakes the salt shaker aggressively I'm just seasoning them

PANDORA

SEASON FASTER PANDORA

WHAT IS HAPPENING

WHAT THE HECK

@spacebluelily

peers at purple egg
pours salt into the cracks

OI! DON'T DO THAT! unsheathes meat cleaver UNLESS YOU WANT THIS IN YOUR BACK!

shakes the salt shaker aggressively I'm just seasoning them

PANDORA

SEASON FASTER PANDORA

WHAT IS HAPPENING

shakes salt into the eggs that have cracks nothing, really

@Nightmare_Eclipse

peers at purple egg
pours salt into the cracks

OI! DON'T DO THAT! unsheathes meat cleaver UNLESS YOU WANT THIS IN YOUR BACK!

shakes the salt shaker aggressively I'm just seasoning them

PANDORA

SEASON FASTER PANDORA

WHAT IS HAPPENING

shakes salt into the eggs that have cracks nothing, really

PUT PEPPER IN THEM TOOOOOOOOOO

@just_gabs_needs_coffee

peers at purple egg
pours salt into the cracks

OI! DON'T DO THAT! unsheathes meat cleaver UNLESS YOU WANT THIS IN YOUR BACK!

shakes the salt shaker aggressively I'm just seasoning them

PANDORA

SEASON FASTER PANDORA

WHAT IS HAPPENING

shakes salt into the eggs that have cracks nothing, really

STAHP

@IamNOTachickenok

ABRUPT CRACKING NOISES

bright light comes from green egg

@im-with-stoopid

New?

@Nightmare_Eclipse

ABRUPT CRACKING NOISES

bright light comes from green egg

Is it appropriately seasoned? I brought cooking supplies…

@just_gabs_needs_coffee

ABRUPT CRACKING NOISES

bright light comes from green egg

I was unaware chicky Bbys can glow

@spacebluelily

peers at purple egg
pours salt into the cracks

OI! DON'T DO THAT! unsheathes meat cleaver UNLESS YOU WANT THIS IN YOUR BACK!

shakes the salt shaker aggressively I'm just seasoning them

PANDORA

SEASON FASTER PANDORA

WHAT IS HAPPENING

shakes salt into the eggs that have cracks nothing, really

PUT PEPPER IN THEM TOOOOOOOOOO

OOOH GOOD IDEA grabs pepper shaker and aggressively adds pepper as well And then I'll put in baking soda and then pour some soda so the egg goes BOOM

@IamNOTachickenok

ABRUPT CRACKING NOISES

bright light comes from green egg

I was unaware chicky Bbys can glow

they can.

@just_gabs_needs_coffee

SCREAMS

@Nightmare_Eclipse

peers at purple egg
pours salt into the cracks

OI! DON'T DO THAT! unsheathes meat cleaver UNLESS YOU WANT THIS IN YOUR BACK!

shakes the salt shaker aggressively I'm just seasoning them

PANDORA

SEASON FASTER PANDORA

WHAT IS HAPPENING

shakes salt into the eggs that have cracks nothing, really

PUT PEPPER IN THEM TOOOOOOOOOO

OOOH GOOD IDEA grabs pepper shaker and aggressively adds pepper as well And then I'll put in baking soda and then pour some soda so the egg goes BOOM

yEaHhHhHhHhhhhH

@IamNOTachickenok

peers at purple egg
pours salt into the cracks

OI! DON'T DO THAT! unsheathes meat cleaver UNLESS YOU WANT THIS IN YOUR BACK!

shakes the salt shaker aggressively I'm just seasoning them

PANDORA

SEASON FASTER PANDORA

WHAT IS HAPPENING

shakes salt into the eggs that have cracks nothing, really

PUT PEPPER IN THEM TOOOOOOOOOO

OOOH GOOD IDEA grabs pepper shaker and aggressively adds pepper as well And then I'll put in baking soda and then pour some soda so the egg goes BOOM

WHICH EGG

@Morals-are-for-mortals

peers at purple egg
pours salt into the cracks

OI! DON'T DO THAT! unsheathes meat cleaver UNLESS YOU WANT THIS IN YOUR BACK!

shakes the salt shaker aggressively I'm just seasoning them

PANDORA

SEASON FASTER PANDORA

WHAT IS HAPPENING

shakes salt into the eggs that have cracks nothing, really

PUT PEPPER IN THEM TOOOOOOOOOO

OOOH GOOD IDEA grabs pepper shaker and aggressively adds pepper as well And then I'll put in baking soda and then pour some soda so the egg goes BOOM

EFFERVESCENT IDEA

@Morals-are-for-mortals

peers at purple egg
pours salt into the cracks

OI! DON'T DO THAT! unsheathes meat cleaver UNLESS YOU WANT THIS IN YOUR BACK!

shakes the salt shaker aggressively I'm just seasoning them

PANDORA

SEASON FASTER PANDORA

WHAT IS HAPPENING

shakes salt into the eggs that have cracks nothing, really

PUT PEPPER IN THEM TOOOOOOOOOO

OOOH GOOD IDEA grabs pepper shaker and aggressively adds pepper as well And then I'll put in baking soda and then pour some soda so the egg goes BOOM

WHICH EGG

ALL

@Nightmare_Eclipse

peers at purple egg
pours salt into the cracks

OI! DON'T DO THAT! unsheathes meat cleaver UNLESS YOU WANT THIS IN YOUR BACK!

shakes the salt shaker aggressively I'm just seasoning them

PANDORA

SEASON FASTER PANDORA

WHAT IS HAPPENING

shakes salt into the eggs that have cracks nothing, really

PUT PEPPER IN THEM TOOOOOOOOOO

OOOH GOOD IDEA grabs pepper shaker and aggressively adds pepper as well And then I'll put in baking soda and then pour some soda so the egg goes BOOM

EFFERVESCENT IDEA

B O O M

@spacebluelily

peers at purple egg
pours salt into the cracks

OI! DON'T DO THAT! unsheathes meat cleaver UNLESS YOU WANT THIS IN YOUR BACK!

shakes the salt shaker aggressively I'm just seasoning them

PANDORA

SEASON FASTER PANDORA

WHAT IS HAPPENING

shakes salt into the eggs that have cracks nothing, really

PUT PEPPER IN THEM TOOOOOOOOOO

OOOH GOOD IDEA grabs pepper shaker and aggressively adds pepper as well And then I'll put in baking soda and then pour some soda so the egg goes BOOM

WHICH EGG

THE ONES THAT HAVE CRACKS MWHAHAHAHA

@spacebluelily

i'm joking all eggs have to be seasoned

@just_gabs_needs_coffee

_{hides in the corner clutching my cheesecake}

@Nightmare_Eclipse

B O O M

B O O M

@spacebluelily

BOOM

BOOM BOOM BOOOM