forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
Started by @IamNOTachickenok
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grabs my trusty chancla and throws it at Arrow

I AM TRYING TO SAVE HER FROM FORCE WHAT THE HECK

Deleted user

AAAA I’VE BEEN STOLEN

Tosses in a black hole BYE-BYE!!!

(dives into the black hole and drags Ame out) You don't realize the powers I gain when I am protecting others

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I AM BEING S Q U I S H E D MY THE BLACK HOLE!!!!

it hurts

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AAAA I’VE BEEN STOLEN

Tosses in a black hole BYE-BYE!!!

(dives into the black hole and drags Ame out) You don't realize the powers I gain when I am protecting others

:O

@False-andrew flash_on

AAAA I’VE BEEN STOLEN

Tosses in a black hole BYE-BYE!!!

(dives into the black hole and drags Ame out) You don't realize the powers I gain when I am protecting others

STABS IN THE FACE AGAIN TOSSING SKY BACK IN

@IamNOTachickenok

Mirror-sewing, Cheeto-dusted keyboard, slamming the door off its hinges and getting in trouble, certifiably certified, donut hole.

DO NOT INSULT DONUT HOLES LIKE THAT YOU THRICE BOILED EGG FOOTED CABBAGE BRAINED LUMP OF COAL IN A CHRISTMAS STOCKING EASTER BUNNY ISN'T REAL I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS LOOKING LIZARD

I AM NOT A LIZARD, I HAVE THE HONOR OF BEING A CHICKEN YOU COVID-RIDDEN HAIR TIE HELD TOGETHER BY HOT GLUE THAT YOU’RE TRYING TO GET OUT OF YOUR HAIR

YOU SMELL LIKE FISH AND CIGARETTE SMOKE ALL THE TIME, YOUR BEAK IS ALWAYS SLIGHTLY LIMP AND JUST DRY ENOUGH THAT WATER CAN'T GET THAT ONE DRY PATCH WET AND YOU'RE TRYING TO INSULT ME THE ULTIMATE PINNACLE OF EVOLUTION, THE C R A B?

I DONT SMELL LIKE SMOKE, YOU PRE-ALGEBRAIC SIMBA UNDERSTUDY OF AN AGE IM NOT REALLY SURE OF, THAT IS LIKE A CANDLE…BETTER WHEN BURNT

I AM BURNT! I AM E X T R A B A K E D IN THE HEAD!

AS AM I

AND MY SANITY IS OUT OF THE WINDIW

BUT I HAVE BEEN SLAPPED WITH THE PANTS OF FRIENDSHIP

AND MY EVIL SCHEMING STILL REMAINS STABLE!

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AAAA I’VE BEEN STOLEN

Tosses in a black hole BYE-BYE!!!

(dives into the black hole and drags Ame out) You don't realize the powers I gain when I am protecting others

STABS IN THE FACE AGAIN TOSSING SKY BACK IN

I WILL STAB YOU AGAIN YOU DISGUSTING LITTLE GOBLIN

OW

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AAAA I’VE BEEN STOLEN

Tosses in a black hole BYE-BYE!!!

(dives into the black hole and drags Ame out) You don't realize the powers I gain when I am protecting others

STABS IN THE FACE AGAIN TOSSING SKY BACK IN

(snaps fingers and teleports Ame back out) What part of "author's magic" do you not understand???

@False-andrew flash_on

AS AM I

AND MY SANITY IS OUT OF THE WINDIW

BUT I HAVE BEEN SLAPPED WITH THE PANTS OF FRIENDSHIP

AND MY EVIL SCHEMING STILL REMAINS STABLE!

MY E V I L S C H E M I N G HAS ALWAYS BEEN StABLE

@False-andrew flash_on

AAAA I’VE BEEN STOLEN

Tosses in a black hole BYE-BYE!!!

(dives into the black hole and drags Ame out) You don't realize the powers I gain when I am protecting others

STABS IN THE FACE AGAIN TOSSING SKY BACK IN

I WILL STAB YOU AGAIN YOU DISGUSTING LITTLE GOBLIN

OW

WE HAVE ESTABLISHED THAT STABBING DOES NOT WORK!

@False-andrew flash_on

AAAA I’VE BEEN STOLEN

Tosses in a black hole BYE-BYE!!!

(dives into the black hole and drags Ame out) You don't realize the powers I gain when I am protecting others

STABS IN THE FACE AGAIN TOSSING SKY BACK IN

(snaps fingers and teleports Ame back out) What part of "author's magic" do you not understand???

Snaps fingers and Sky teleports back in I have the same powers, remember?

@IamNOTachickenok

AS AM I

AND MY SANITY IS OUT OF THE WINDIW

BUT I HAVE BEEN SLAPPED WITH THE PANTS OF FRIENDSHIP

AND MY EVIL SCHEMING STILL REMAINS STABLE!

MY E V I L S C H E M I N G HAS ALWAYS BEEN StABLE

WHAT ABOUT YOUR ✨🐓hOsTagiNg sKiLLs🐓✨

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AAAA I’VE BEEN STOLEN

Tosses in a black hole BYE-BYE!!!

(dives into the black hole and drags Ame out) You don't realize the powers I gain when I am protecting others

STABS IN THE FACE AGAIN TOSSING SKY BACK IN

I WILL STAB YOU AGAIN YOU DISGUSTING LITTLE GOBLIN

OW

WE HAVE ESTABLISHED THAT STABBING DOES NOT WORK!

sobs

@False-andrew flash_on

AS AM I

AND MY SANITY IS OUT OF THE WINDIW

BUT I HAVE BEEN SLAPPED WITH THE PANTS OF FRIENDSHIP

AND MY EVIL SCHEMING STILL REMAINS STABLE!

MY E V I L S C H E M I N G HAS ALWAYS BEEN StABLE

WHAT ABOUT YOUR ✨🐓hOsTagiNg sKiLLs🐓✨

ON FLEEK

@False-andrew flash_on

AAAA I’VE BEEN STOLEN

Tosses in a black hole BYE-BYE!!!

(dives into the black hole and drags Ame out) You don't realize the powers I gain when I am protecting others

STABS IN THE FACE AGAIN TOSSING SKY BACK IN

I WILL STAB YOU AGAIN YOU DISGUSTING LITTLE GOBLIN

OW

WE HAVE ESTABLISHED THAT STABBING DOES NOT WORK!

sobs

LAUGHS

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PANDORA ARROW WAS TRYING TO HELP ME

yes but I'm not hehe

Betrayal…

LAUGHS

I WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT