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✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
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@IamNOTachickenok
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IM NOT WEAK AGAINST WATER AND MY SWORD IS VERY REAL THANK YOU
IT IS MADE OF
GHOSTINESS
IT CANNOT PENETRATE ME
oh?
Why don’t we test that then?
because I can assure you that it is perfectly capable of impaling you and I have clear intentions to stab you in the heart :)
DO IT YOU LAZY LUMP OF SENTIENT ECTOPLASMIC DOG TURDS
ghostie stabs Force with her very real and very dangerous ghostie sword
@just_gabs_needs_coffee group
*chicken realizing what she’s done *
You…
cHeEsEcAkE bRaiNed
Carpet eating
oThEr crEaTiVe adJeCtiVeD
…..
…
creature.
Drywall inhailing free-form dancing troglodyte skinned bull headed cracker barrel 90 year old goblin
where are you getting these
cackles MY hEAd!
can i learn the secret?
The trick is to be completely off your rocker, totally certifiably insane and well versed in human psychology so you can craft the most devastating strange insults known to humankind lmao
Pillow that’s warm on BOTH sides
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*chicken realizing what she’s done *
You…
cHeEsEcAkE bRaiNed
Carpet eating
oThEr crEaTiVe adJeCtiVeD
…..
…
creature.
Drywall inhailing free-form dancing troglodyte skinned bull headed cracker barrel 90 year old goblin
where are you getting these
cackles MY hEAd!
can i learn the secret?
The trick is to be completely off your rocker, totally certifiably insane and well versed in human psychology so you can craft the most devastating strange insults known to humankind lmao
cool!
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*chicken realizing what she’s done *
You…
cHeEsEcAkE bRaiNed
Carpet eating
oThEr crEaTiVe adJeCtiVeD
…..
…
creature.
Drywall inhailing free-form dancing troglodyte skinned bull headed cracker barrel 90 year old goblin
where are you getting these
cackles MY hEAd!
can i learn the secret?
The trick is to be completely off your rocker, totally certifiably insane and well versed in human psychology so you can craft the most devastating strange insults known to humankind lmao
Pillow that’s warm on BOTH sides
Gabs, for your own safety, dear, plz don't get involved….
@False-andrew flash_on
*chicken realizing what she’s done *
You…
cHeEsEcAkE bRaiNed
Carpet eating
oThEr crEaTiVe adJeCtiVeD
…..
…
creature.
Drywall inhailing free-form dancing troglodyte skinned bull headed cracker barrel 90 year old goblin
Bill Gates slapping moldable slice of McDonald’s fries from the 90s.
Jeff Bezos licking alien cheek clapping Area 51 narrator narrating Naruto running turkey gulleted ball of rotten hamburger meat
@False-andrew flash_on
IM NOT WEAK AGAINST WATER AND MY SWORD IS VERY REAL THANK YOU
IT IS MADE OF
GHOSTINESS
IT CANNOT PENETRATE ME
oh?
Why don’t we test that then?
because I can assure you that it is perfectly capable of impaling you and I have clear intentions to stab you in the heart :)
DO IT YOU LAZY LUMP OF SENTIENT ECTOPLASMIC DOG TURDS
ghostie stabs Force with her very real and very dangerous ghostie sword
Looks down and then back at Sky Do you want that back, or. . .?
@just_gabs_needs_coffee group
*chicken realizing what she’s done *
You…
cHeEsEcAkE bRaiNed
Carpet eating
oThEr crEaTiVe adJeCtiVeD
…..
…
creature.
Drywall inhailing free-form dancing troglodyte skinned bull headed cracker barrel 90 year old goblin
Bill Gates slapping moldable slice of McDonald’s fries from the 90s.
Jeff Bezos licking alien cheek clapping Area 51 narrator narrating Naruto running turkey gulleted ball of rotten hamburger meat
I wHEEZED
@False-andrew flash_on
*chicken realizing what she’s done *
You…
cHeEsEcAkE bRaiNed
Carpet eating
oThEr crEaTiVe adJeCtiVeD
…..
…
creature.
Drywall inhailing free-form dancing troglodyte skinned bull headed cracker barrel 90 year old goblin
where are you getting these
cackles MY hEAd!
can i learn the secret?
The trick is to be completely off your rocker, totally certifiably insane and well versed in human psychology so you can craft the most devastating strange insults known to humankind lmao
Pillow that’s warm on BOTH sides
Gabs, for your own safety, dear, plz don't get involved….
GET INVOLVED I DARE YOU MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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IM NOT WEAK AGAINST WATER AND MY SWORD IS VERY REAL THANK YOU
IT IS MADE OF
GHOSTINESS
IT CANNOT PENETRATE ME
oh?
Why don’t we test that then?
because I can assure you that it is perfectly capable of impaling you and I have clear intentions to stab you in the heart :)
DO IT YOU LAZY LUMP OF SENTIENT ECTOPLASMIC DOG TURDS
ghostie stabs Force with her very real and very dangerous ghostie sword
Looks down and then back at Sky Do you want that back, or. . .?
……what.
@just_gabs_needs_coffee group
*chicken realizing what she’s done *
You…
cHeEsEcAkE bRaiNed
Carpet eating
oThEr crEaTiVe adJeCtiVeD
…..
…
creature.
Drywall inhailing free-form dancing troglodyte skinned bull headed cracker barrel 90 year old goblin
where are you getting these
cackles MY hEAd!
can i learn the secret?
The trick is to be completely off your rocker, totally certifiably insane and well versed in human psychology so you can craft the most devastating strange insults known to humankind lmao
Pillow that’s warm on BOTH sides
Gabs, for your own safety, dear, plz don't get involved….
GET INVOLVED I DARE YOU MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hands u a cheesecake
@IamNOTachickenok
Mirror-sewing, Cheeto-dusted keyboard, slamming the door off its hinges and getting in trouble, certifiably certified, donut hole.
@just_gabs_needs_coffee group
wAT-
@False-andrew flash_on
IM NOT WEAK AGAINST WATER AND MY SWORD IS VERY REAL THANK YOU
IT IS MADE OF
GHOSTINESS
IT CANNOT PENETRATE ME
oh?
Why don’t we test that then?
because I can assure you that it is perfectly capable of impaling you and I have clear intentions to stab you in the heart :)
DO IT YOU LAZY LUMP OF SENTIENT ECTOPLASMIC DOG TURDS
ghostie stabs Force with her very real and very dangerous ghostie sword
Looks down and then back at Sky Do you want that back, or. . .?
……what.
I'm asking if I can keep the sword. I pull it out and look at it with interest, watching as my ashy black blood runs down the blade
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IM NOT WEAK AGAINST WATER AND MY SWORD IS VERY REAL THANK YOU
IT IS MADE OF
GHOSTINESS
IT CANNOT PENETRATE ME
oh?
Why don’t we test that then?
because I can assure you that it is perfectly capable of impaling you and I have clear intentions to stab you in the heart :)
DO IT YOU LAZY LUMP OF SENTIENT ECTOPLASMIC DOG TURDS
ghostie stabs Force with her very real and very dangerous ghostie sword
Looks down and then back at Sky Do you want that back, or. . .?
……what.
I'm asking if I can keep the sword. I pull it out and look at it with interest, watching as my ashy black blood runs down the blade
no you can’t keep the damn sword gimme—
@False-andrew flash_on
Mirror-sewing, Cheeto-dusted keyboard, slamming the door off its hinges and getting in trouble, certifiably certified, donut hole.
DO NOT INSULT DONUT HOLES LIKE THAT YOU THRICE BOILED EGG FOOTED CABBAGE BRAINED LUMP OF COAL IN A CHRISTMAS STOCKING EASTER BUNNY ISN'T REAL I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS LOOKING LIZARD
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(This went from chaotic chicken chat to chicken saga to chicken saga rp ig)
@False-andrew flash_on
no you can’t keep the damn sword gimme—
Aw beans runs Sky through with her own sword
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(singing softly) I'm so tired, I just want to sleep… but The Chicken keeps me up at night with her terrifying shriek…
There is a Force who dares to stand against The Chicken's wrath…. while I just try to keep my children safe and get my sister back to bed….
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no you can’t keep the damn sword gimme—
Aw beans runs Sky through with her own sword
SCREECHES
@just_gabs_needs_coffee group
Force-
Hey force
did u like my cheesecake
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no you can’t keep the damn sword gimme—
Aw beans runs Sky through with her own sword
Oh thanks- casually takes the sword out yeah, still can’t die twice.
@Morals-are-for-mortals language
(I’m just gonna head off rn bc uh idk what’s going on and multitasking s u c k s)
@False-andrew flash_on
Force-
Hey force
did u like my cheesecake
I did yes, thank you pats head caringly you shall be spared
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(Oh byeeee)