forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
Started by @IamNOTachickenok
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@IamNOTachickenok

Mirror-sewing, Cheeto-dusted keyboard, slamming the door off its hinges and getting in trouble, certifiably certified, donut hole.

DO NOT INSULT DONUT HOLES LIKE THAT YOU THRICE BOILED EGG FOOTED CABBAGE BRAINED LUMP OF COAL IN A CHRISTMAS STOCKING EASTER BUNNY ISN'T REAL I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS LOOKING LIZARD

I AM NOT A LIZARD, I HAVE THE HONOR OF BEING A CHICKEN YOU COVID-RIDDEN HAIR TIE HELD TOGETHER BY HOT GLUE THAT YOU’RE TRYING TO GET OUT OF YOUR HAIR

@False-andrew flash_on

no you can’t keep the damn sword gimme—

Aw beans runs Sky through with her own sword

Oh thanks- casually takes the sword out yeah, still can’t die twice.

Eh worth a try- if a ghost sword can hurt me it stands to reason it could hurt you-

Deleted user

(I’m just gonna head off rn bc uh idk what’s going on and multitasking s u c k s)

Me neither, adios, friend

@IamNOTachickenok

(Oh byeeee)

bye!

Bye bye! May the chickens haunt your dreams! Good night!

Deleted user

no you can’t keep the damn sword gimme—

Aw beans runs Sky through with her own sword

Oh thanks- casually takes the sword out yeah, still can’t die twice.

Eh worth a try- if a ghost sword can hurt me it stands to reason it could hurt you-

Well yeah it hurt but I’m already dead so shrug

@False-andrew flash_on

Mirror-sewing, Cheeto-dusted keyboard, slamming the door off its hinges and getting in trouble, certifiably certified, donut hole.

DO NOT INSULT DONUT HOLES LIKE THAT YOU THRICE BOILED EGG FOOTED CABBAGE BRAINED LUMP OF COAL IN A CHRISTMAS STOCKING EASTER BUNNY ISN'T REAL I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS LOOKING LIZARD

I AM NOT A LIZARD, I HAVE THE HONOR OF BEING A CHICKEN YOU COVID-RIDDEN HAIR TIE HELD TOGETHER BY HOT GLUE THAT YOU’RE TRYING TO GET OUT OF YOUR HAIR

YOU SMELL LIKE FISH AND CIGARETTE SMOKE ALL THE TIME, YOUR BEAK IS ALWAYS SLIGHTLY LIMP AND JUST DRY ENOUGH THAT WATER CAN'T GET THAT ONE DRY PATCH WET AND YOU'RE TRYING TO INSULT ME THE ULTIMATE PINNACLE OF EVOLUTION, THE C R A B?

@False-andrew flash_on

no you can’t keep the damn sword gimme—

Aw beans runs Sky through with her own sword

Oh thanks- casually takes the sword out yeah, still can’t die twice.

Eh worth a try- if a ghost sword can hurt me it stands to reason it could hurt you-

Well yeah it hurt but I’m already dead so shrug

oh- you can still feel pain?

Deleted user

no you can’t keep the damn sword gimme—

Aw beans runs Sky through with her own sword

Oh thanks- casually takes the sword out yeah, still can’t die twice.

Eh worth a try- if a ghost sword can hurt me it stands to reason it could hurt you-

Well yeah it hurt but I’m already dead so shrug

oh- you can still feel pain?

FORCE NO

Deleted user

no you can’t keep the damn sword gimme—

Aw beans runs Sky through with her own sword

Oh thanks- casually takes the sword out yeah, still can’t die twice.

Eh worth a try- if a ghost sword can hurt me it stands to reason it could hurt you-

Well yeah it hurt but I’m already dead so shrug

oh- you can still feel pain?

…….admitting that was a bad idea

@False-andrew flash_on

no you can’t keep the damn sword gimme—

Aw beans runs Sky through with her own sword

Oh thanks- casually takes the sword out yeah, still can’t die twice.

Eh worth a try- if a ghost sword can hurt me it stands to reason it could hurt you-

Well yeah it hurt but I’m already dead so shrug

oh- you can still feel pain?

FORCE NO

TOO LATE HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

@False-andrew flash_on

no you can’t keep the damn sword gimme—

Aw beans runs Sky through with her own sword

Oh thanks- casually takes the sword out yeah, still can’t die twice.

Eh worth a try- if a ghost sword can hurt me it stands to reason it could hurt you-

Well yeah it hurt but I’m already dead so shrug

oh- you can still feel pain?

…….admitting that was a bad idea

IF YOU CANNOT DIE I WILL PUT YOU IN A PLACE OF ETERNAL PAIN- A BLACK FREAKING HOLE! HAVE FUN IN HELL!!!

Deleted user

Arrow, do you mind helping out this little ghostie? I seem to be stuck in a bit of a predicament

@IamNOTachickenok

Mirror-sewing, Cheeto-dusted keyboard, slamming the door off its hinges and getting in trouble, certifiably certified, donut hole.

DO NOT INSULT DONUT HOLES LIKE THAT YOU THRICE BOILED EGG FOOTED CABBAGE BRAINED LUMP OF COAL IN A CHRISTMAS STOCKING EASTER BUNNY ISN'T REAL I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS LOOKING LIZARD

I AM NOT A LIZARD, I HAVE THE HONOR OF BEING A CHICKEN YOU COVID-RIDDEN HAIR TIE HELD TOGETHER BY HOT GLUE THAT YOU’RE TRYING TO GET OUT OF YOUR HAIR

YOU SMELL LIKE FISH AND CIGARETTE SMOKE ALL THE TIME, YOUR BEAK IS ALWAYS SLIGHTLY LIMP AND JUST DRY ENOUGH THAT WATER CAN'T GET THAT ONE DRY PATCH WET AND YOU'RE TRYING TO INSULT ME THE ULTIMATE PINNACLE OF EVOLUTION, THE C R A B?

I DONT SMELL LIKE SMOKE, YOU PRE-ALGEBRAIC SIMBA UNDERSTUDY OF AN AGE IM NOT REALLY SURE OF, THAT IS LIKE A CANDLE…BETTER WHEN BURNT

Deleted user

IF YOU CANNOT DIE I WILL PUT YOU IN A PLACE OF ETERNAL PAIN- A BLACK FREAKING HOLE! HAVE FUN IN HELL!!!

Um. Please don’t

@False-andrew flash_on

(I’m just gonna head off rn bc uh idk what’s going on and multitasking s u c k s)

Me neither, adios, friend

Peace out, don’t kill each other anyone
Pls
(Cheesecake)

you havent even left- im so sorry lmao

@False-andrew flash_on

Mirror-sewing, Cheeto-dusted keyboard, slamming the door off its hinges and getting in trouble, certifiably certified, donut hole.

DO NOT INSULT DONUT HOLES LIKE THAT YOU THRICE BOILED EGG FOOTED CABBAGE BRAINED LUMP OF COAL IN A CHRISTMAS STOCKING EASTER BUNNY ISN'T REAL I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS LOOKING LIZARD

I AM NOT A LIZARD, I HAVE THE HONOR OF BEING A CHICKEN YOU COVID-RIDDEN HAIR TIE HELD TOGETHER BY HOT GLUE THAT YOU’RE TRYING TO GET OUT OF YOUR HAIR

YOU SMELL LIKE FISH AND CIGARETTE SMOKE ALL THE TIME, YOUR BEAK IS ALWAYS SLIGHTLY LIMP AND JUST DRY ENOUGH THAT WATER CAN'T GET THAT ONE DRY PATCH WET AND YOU'RE TRYING TO INSULT ME THE ULTIMATE PINNACLE OF EVOLUTION, THE C R A B?

I DONT SMELL LIKE SMOKE, YOU PRE-ALGEBRAIC SIMBA UNDERSTUDY OF AN AGE IM NOT REALLY SURE OF, THAT IS LIKE A CANDLE…BETTER WHEN BURNT

I AM BURNT! I AM E X T R A B A K E D IN THE HEAD!