forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
Started by @IamNOTachickenok
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@RhysTheFirebird group

(What?)
Yes. I’m sure. I don’t think you’re going to randomly break my neck unless I peck you in the eyeball.
cause you’re a softie

(Nevermind.)
I chuckle Fair.
Am not.

(Though my phone’s alt to die so if i vanish, my superiors have taken care of me I always get off my phone if it dies, and I don’t plug it in unless I really need it)
I know it’s fair.
Are too

(Alright. See you later?)
So. . . I look at you while I continue to stroke your head What's the plan here? I stay like this all night?
Am not.

(Yeah, I’ll be back tomorrow in the morning- Well, morning for me, probably midday or something for you)
Yes. I’ll keep you captive, even while I’m asleep on your head.
ARE TOO

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spawns a cup of coffee and offers it to Vis

(Istg every time I type “Vis” my phone wants me to misspell it)

@spacebluelily language

you know, i find it funny, that out of the main roman olympian gods, the only one to have stayed with their greek name was Apollo. well Bacchus as well, as the Greeks sometimes called dionysus bacchus

@Visiones-Miraculorum

spawns a cup of coffee and offers it to Vis

(Istg every time I type “Vis” my phone wants me to misspell it)

Not strong enough. I turn the air around me into a 12 ounce cup of Death Wish coffee and offer it to you

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spawns a cup of coffee and offers it to Vis

(Istg every time I type “Vis” my phone wants me to misspell it)

Not strong enough. I turn the air around me into a 12 ounce cup of Death Wish coffee and offer it to you

(‘-‘) no thanks I choose life

@Visiones-Miraculorum

spawns a cup of coffee and offers it to Vis

(Istg every time I type “Vis” my phone wants me to misspell it)

Not strong enough. I turn the air around me into a 12 ounce cup of Death Wish coffee and offer it to you

(‘-‘) no thanks I choose life

I shrug Your loss. I chug the coffee

Deleted user

spawns a cup of coffee and offers it to Vis

(Istg every time I type “Vis” my phone wants me to misspell it)

Not strong enough. I turn the air around me into a 12 ounce cup of Death Wish coffee and offer it to you

(‘-‘) no thanks I choose life

I shrug Your loss. I chug the coffee

sips my Normal Person coffee in what in ze world my dude

@Visiones-Miraculorum

spawns a cup of coffee and offers it to Vis

(Istg every time I type “Vis” my phone wants me to misspell it)

Not strong enough. I turn the air around me into a 12 ounce cup of Death Wish coffee and offer it to you

(‘-‘) no thanks I choose life

I shrug Your loss. I chug the coffee

sips my Normal Person coffee in what in ze world my dude

I shrug, reading your judgemental sip perfectly

Deleted user

spawns a cup of coffee and offers it to Vis

(Istg every time I type “Vis” my phone wants me to misspell it)

Not strong enough. I turn the air around me into a 12 ounce cup of Death Wish coffee and offer it to you

(‘-‘) no thanks I choose life

I shrug Your loss. I chug the coffee

sips my Normal Person coffee in what in ze world my dude

I shrug, reading your judgemental sip perfectly

(._.) what nope no judgement here sir

@Visiones-Miraculorum

what is death wish coffee

It is a coffee that has 420 mg of caffeine per cup. I just drank 12 ounces of it. Do the math.

can i have some?

Do you have a Walmart or a coffee shop near you? (That isn't Starbucks.)

@spacebluelily language

what is death wish coffee

It is a coffee that has 420 mg of caffeine per cup. I just drank 12 ounces of it. Do the math.

can i have some?

Do you have a Walmart or a coffee shop near you? (That isn't Starbucks.)

yes

@Visiones-Miraculorum

what is death wish coffee

It is a coffee that has 420 mg of caffeine per cup. I just drank 12 ounces of it. Do the math.

can i have some?

Do you have a Walmart or a coffee shop near you? (That isn't Starbucks.)

yes

Go there. You can ask if they have any. But it usually costs. . . $14-ish?

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Are you sure it's a wise idea to be telling kids where to get a coffee that could actually kill you-?

It’s Vis what did you expect

Deleted user

Are you sure it's a wise idea to be telling kids where to get a coffee that could actually kill you-?

Mmm… yEs…

@False-andrew flash_on

Are you sure it's a wise idea to be telling kids where to get a coffee that could actually kill you-?

It’s Vis what did you expect

Fair enough but- my point still stands- two cups of that and you've overdosed on caffeine by more than. . . 200 something mg?

Deleted user

Are you sure it's a wise idea to be telling kids where to get a coffee that could actually kill you-?

It’s Vis what did you expect

Fair enough but- my point still stands- two cups of that and you've overdosed on caffeine by more than. . . 200 something mg?

Ey, at least its better than that caffeine lemonade at Panera bread…

@Visiones-Miraculorum

Are you sure it's a wise idea to be telling kids where to get a coffee that could actually kill you-?

It’s Vis what did you expect

Fair enough but- my point still stands- two cups of that and you've overdosed on caffeine by more than. . . 200 something mg?

Ey, at least its better than that caffeine lemonade at Panera bread…

A large 30-oz Charged Lemonade at Panera Bread only has 390 mg of caffeine.

Deleted user

Are you sure it's a wise idea to be telling kids where to get a coffee that could actually kill you-?

It’s Vis what did you expect

Fair enough but- my point still stands- two cups of that and you've overdosed on caffeine by more than. . . 200 something mg?

Ey, at least its better than that caffeine lemonade at Panera bread…

A large 30-oz Charged Lemonade at Panera Bread only has 390 mg of caffeine.

cough nerd aggressive coughing :)

Deleted user

Are you sure it's a wise idea to be telling kids where to get a coffee that could actually kill you-?

It’s Vis what did you expect

Fair enough but- my point still stands- two cups of that and you've overdosed on caffeine by more than. . . 200 something mg?

Ey, at least its better than that caffeine lemonade at Panera bread…

A large 30-oz Charged Lemonade at Panera Bread only has 390 mg of caffeine.

Yeah but its lemonade

@Visiones-Miraculorum

Are you sure it's a wise idea to be telling kids where to get a coffee that could actually kill you-?

It’s Vis what did you expect

Fair enough but- my point still stands- two cups of that and you've overdosed on caffeine by more than. . . 200 something mg?

Ey, at least its better than that caffeine lemonade at Panera bread…

A large 30-oz Charged Lemonade at Panera Bread only has 390 mg of caffeine.

cough nerd aggressive coughing :)

I toss a spike of solid ash through you Verpiss dich.