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The real villain of this story is not me, but the chickens!
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✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
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@IamNOTachickenok
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@just_gabs_needs_coffee group
The cows were the first ones to join them.
QUICK! To the bunker!
DONT FORGET THE CHEESECAKE!!! I won’t survive the Chicken-pocalypse without my CHEESECAKE
What if we kidnap a chicken as a ransom to not take over the world?
👀
It won't work. They're notorious, those chickens. if it means leaving one of them behind to take over the world then they'll do it.
Dang, them chickens be cutthroat. So what do we do?
I REFUSE TO DIE AT THE WEIRD DINO-LOOKIN HANDS OF A GAHDDAMN BIRD
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The cows were the first ones to join them.
QUICK! To the bunker!
DONT FORGET THE CHEESECAKE!!! I won’t survive the Chicken-pocalypse without my CHEESECAKE
What if we kidnap a chicken as a ransom to not take over the world?
👀
It won't work. They're notorious, those chickens. if it means leaving one of them behind to take over the world then they'll do it.
Dang, them chickens be cutthroat. So what do we do?
I REFUSE TO DIE AT THE WEIRD DINO-LOOKIN HANDS OF A GAHDDAMN BIRD
sips tea in I’m already a ghost so I have nothing to worry about
y’all want me to use my ghost powers to help
@spacebluelily language
The cows were the first ones to join them.
QUICK! To the bunker!
DONT FORGET THE CHEESECAKE!!! I won’t survive the Chicken-pocalypse without my CHEESECAKE
What if we kidnap a chicken as a ransom to not take over the world?
👀
It won't work. They're notorious, those chickens. if it means leaving one of them behind to take over the world then they'll do it.
Dang, them chickens be cutthroat. So what do we do?
I REFUSE TO DIE AT THE WEIRD DINO-LOOKIN HANDS OF A GAHDDAMN BIRD
I'm not sure, but we must do something!
@just_gabs_needs_coffee group
sips tea in I’m already a ghost so I have nothing to worry about
y’all want me to use my ghost powers to help
Yes pls
Just don’t touch water
wheezes in Ghost Whip
@IamNOTachickenok
I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
@spacebluelily language
Stay back, Chicken!
@IamNOTachickenok
THIS TOOK ME FOUR HOURS TO READ, YOU PEASANTS!
@just_gabs_needs_coffee group
I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
SAVE US, THE CHICKENS ARE OUT OF CONTROL
U ARE OUR ONLY HOPE
@IamNOTachickenok
*whistling *
CHICKENS??!?!?!??!?!
attack.
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THIS TOOK ME FOUR HOURS TO READ, YOU PEASANTS!
apologies, Chicken
@just_gabs_needs_coffee group
sHIT
runs away
ARROW HELP
@spacebluelily language
I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
SAVE US, THE CHICKENS ARE OUT OF CONTROL
U ARE OUR ONLY HOPE
YOU FOOL, SHE IS THEIR LEADER!!!!
@Morals-are-for-mortals language
THIS TOOK ME FOUR HOURS TO READ, YOU PEASANTS!
You’re welcome, and nice to meet you
@just_gabs_needs_coffee group
I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
SAVE US, THE CHICKENS ARE OUT OF CONTROL
U ARE OUR ONLY HOPEYOU FOOL, SHE IS THEIR LEADER!!!!
WAIT
WAIT NO
@Morals-are-for-mortals language
THIS TOOK ME FOUR HOURS TO READ, YOU PEASANTS!
apologies, Chicken
apologies?
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SCREAMS
GRABS MY GHOST SWORD
I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE!!!
@Nightmare_Eclipse language
I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
SAVE US, THE CHICKENS ARE OUT OF CONTROL
U ARE OUR ONLY HOPEYOU FOOL, SHE IS THEIR LEADER!!!!
QUICK TO THE BUNKER
@Morals-are-for-mortals language
Do we need to get the snake involved again
@spacebluelily language
I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
SAVE US, THE CHICKENS ARE OUT OF CONTROL
U ARE OUR ONLY HOPEYOU FOOL, SHE IS THEIR LEADER!!!!
WAIT
WAIT NO
SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE? YOU HAVE RUINED US AND SENT US TO WAR
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Liz………. The snake is just gonna murder both sides
@spacebluelily language
Do we need to get the snake involved again
No. I, Pandora the sorceress, have a weapon that will end this war, once and for all.
@Nightmare_Eclipse language
I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
SAVE US, THE CHICKENS ARE OUT OF CONTROL
U ARE OUR ONLY HOPEYOU FOOL, SHE IS THEIR LEADER!!!!
WAIT
WAIT NOSEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE? YOU HAVE RUINED US AND SENT US TO WAR
ITS NOT LIKE WE WEREN'T ALL GOING TO DIE/ALREADY DEAD ANYWAY
@just_gabs_needs_coffee group
I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
SAVE US, THE CHICKENS ARE OUT OF CONTROL
U ARE OUR ONLY HOPEYOU FOOL, SHE IS THEIR LEADER!!!!
WAIT
WAIT NOSEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE? YOU HAVE RUINED US AND SENT US TO WAR
IN MY DEFENSE I DID NOT READ ANYTHING PRIOR TO MY TAGGING
TO THE BUNKER GET THE MARSHMALLOWS
@Nightmare_Eclipse language
I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
SAVE US, THE CHICKENS ARE OUT OF CONTROL
U ARE OUR ONLY HOPEYOU FOOL, SHE IS THEIR LEADER!!!!
WAIT
WAIT NOSEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE? YOU HAVE RUINED US AND SENT US TO WAR
IN MY DEFENSE I DID NOT READ ANYTHING PRIOR TO MY TAGGING
TO THE BUNKER GET THE MARSHMALLOWS
AND CHEESECAKE