whats a chancla

oh so you wanna know what a chancla is, do you?

Tell her about the Chancla, Pandora

i thought i was told-

Oh no, my dear friend, you were not.

Long ago, in the Ancient Lands, a weapon by the name of the Chancla was created by the Latina Moms. Its purpose? To smack obedience into every unruly child in this world. If you encounter someone holding this weapon, your only choice is to stay still, very very still, and hope your pain under this weapon is minimal. Whatever you do, do not run, as this only angers the wielder, and you may be subjected to unimaginable pain.

putting this in the fic thanks Pandora

(Looks around, at a loss for words Miror a vobis hominibus. That being said, what in the name of all the gods is this.)

Ah, Visio. Bienvenidos. Por favor deja tu cordura en la puerta. Muchas gracias.

Valde audax est de te, ut me sanum putes imprimis, amice.

Oh? Entonces, en eso caso, disfruta de tu estancia en el la tierra de locuras.

I will, thank you.

Love how we have this little semi-normal conversation going as Force and The Chicken scream at each other.

Gabs says go to sleep, Wonder says "Okay"
I, her sister, say go to sleep, and Wonder says, "Make me"

yap

looks at Gabs, betrayed

What did I do? 😂

YOU UNDID MY SHENANIGANS! MY SHENANIGANERY! BETRAYAL! Et tu, Brute level BETRAYAL!!!

WHOA Hey now
Dem some STRONK Accusations from u
… do u want an umbrella?
☂️

angy chaotic being noises as i sit down and pout i don want a 'brella i want my shenaniganery to be redid

_{sorry how about cheesecake}

looks up hopefully hast thou learned that the best way to appease the vreature is to feed it tasty morsels of cheesecake?

🧀🍰

I thanketh thou-

WAIT
I just realized I have RPs going with Arrow and Wonder AND IM
USING THE SAME CHARACTER FOR BOTH 😂
AND UR SISTERS
that’s funny to me idk why

*cocky cocka-doodle-cackle *

*YOU WILL DIE TRYING, FOOL!*

WANNA BET YOU FLIGHTLESS FEATHERD MOTHER CLUCKER?

I INDEED DO, YOU FLESH-RIDDEN UN-IDENTIFIED CREATURE

C R E A T U R E? COME HERE AND SO THAT TO MY FACE YOU FUNGUS RIDDEN FREE-OF-ANTIBIOTICS PIECE OF TRIPLE PACKAGED HORSE CRAP-

*waddles to face *
*screaming *

BACKAAAAAWWWWWWKKKKKK

FLESH-RIDDEN CREAAAAAAATTTTTUUUUUUURE

LIVING ON HALF OF AN OVER-EXPIRED KNOCKOFF OREO

I KNOW YOU DID NOT GO THERE YOU POORLY RENDERED HOLOGRAPHIC VIDEO OF KYLO REN GETTING BEAMED IN THE A~~ BY DARTH VADER IN A HELLO KITTY COSTUME-

I SURE DID, YOU FRIENDSHIP PANTED, FISH INHALING, FLUORESCENT BLUE CROCHET HOOK

WAIT
I just realized I have RPs going with Arrow and Wonder AND IM
USING THE SAME CHARACTER FOR BOTH 😂
AND UR SISTERS
that’s funny to me idk why

we should do a rp all together!

What is this chat even

WAIT
I just realized I have RPs going with Arrow and Wonder AND IM
USING THE SAME CHARACTER FOR BOTH 😂
AND UR SISTERS
that’s funny to me idk why

Lol, I've noticed that too XD

Ok to be fair I am the same way with my sister 😂

You're a second-born too?!?!!?!?!?!?!?

What is this chat even

Why are you still asking at this point?

WAIT
I just realized I have RPs going with Arrow and Wonder AND IM
USING THE SAME CHARACTER FOR BOTH 😂
AND UR SISTERS
that’s funny to me idk why

we should do a rp all together!

YES I literally was think about it before y’all dropped the sister bomb lol
Like “huh they seem like they’d be fun to rp as a group”

What is this chat even

Why are you still asking at this point?

…
Fair enough

WAIT
I just realized I have RPs going with Arrow and Wonder AND IM
USING THE SAME CHARACTER FOR BOTH 😂
AND UR SISTERS
that’s funny to me idk why

we should do a rp all together!

YES I literally was think about it before y’all dropped the sister bomb lol
Like “huh they seem like they’d be fun to rp as a group”

i "wonder" why?

get it?

cuz it's my name….

WAIT
I just realized I have RPs going with Arrow and Wonder AND IM
USING THE SAME CHARACTER FOR BOTH 😂
AND UR SISTERS
that’s funny to me idk why

we should do a rp all together!

YES I literally was think about it before y’all dropped the sister bomb lol
Like “huh they seem like they’d be fun to rp as a group”

pfffff Gabs, you were made for us

*cocky cocka-doodle-cackle *

*YOU WILL DIE TRYING, FOOL!*

WANNA BET YOU FLIGHTLESS FEATHERD MOTHER CLUCKER?

I INDEED DO, YOU FLESH-RIDDEN UN-IDENTIFIED CREATURE

C R E A T U R E? COME HERE AND SO THAT TO MY FACE YOU FUNGUS RIDDEN FREE-OF-ANTIBIOTICS PIECE OF TRIPLE PACKAGED HORSE CRAP-

*waddles to face *
*screaming *

BACKAAAAAWWWWWWKKKKKK

FLESH-RIDDEN CREAAAAAAATTTTTUUUUUUURE

LIVING ON HALF OF AN OVER-EXPIRED KNOCKOFF OREO

I KNOW YOU DID NOT GO THERE YOU POORLY RENDERED HOLOGRAPHIC VIDEO OF KYLO REN GETTING BEAMED IN THE A~~ BY DARTH VADER IN A HELLO KITTY COSTUME-

I SURE DID, YOU FRIENDSHIP PANTED, FISH INHALING, FLUORESCENT BLUE CROCHET HOOK

YOU TOE EYED, ADDLE-BRAINED, JELLY-FILLED DOUGHNUT LOOKING HEADASS, DROPPED MY CROISSANT AND CRYING ABOUT IT, WONDERING IF I CAN FIT A PING PONG PADDLE UP MY FEATHERED ASS, LIMP BEAKED HALF BAKED SOGGY TORTILLA

i "wonder" why?

get it?

cuz it's my name….

oh my gosh….

WAIT
I just realized I have RPs going with Arrow and Wonder AND IM
USING THE SAME CHARACTER FOR BOTH 😂
AND UR SISTERS
that’s funny to me idk why

we should do a rp all together!

YES I literally was think about it before y’all dropped the sister bomb lol
Like “huh they seem like they’d be fun to rp as a group”

i "wonder" why?

get it?

cuz it's my name….

(Hold the chicken- arrow and wonder are SIBLINGS?!)

can we maybe tone it down a bit with the super large fonts?

WAIT
I just realized I have RPs going with Arrow and Wonder AND IM
USING THE SAME CHARACTER FOR BOTH 😂
AND UR SISTERS
that’s funny to me idk why

we should do a rp all together!

YES I literally was think about it before y’all dropped the sister bomb lol
Like “huh they seem like they’d be fun to rp as a group”

i "wonder" why?

get it?

cuz it's my name….

(Hold the chicken- arrow and wonder are SIBLINGS?!)

tehe SUPRISE

Wonder that was corny and I love it
Arrow 😎😎😎

can we maybe tone it down a bit with the super large fonts?

fair enough lol

WAIT
I just realized I have RPs going with Arrow and Wonder AND IM
USING THE SAME CHARACTER FOR BOTH 😂
AND UR SISTERS
that’s funny to me idk why

we should do a rp all together!

YES I literally was think about it before y’all dropped the sister bomb lol
Like “huh they seem like they’d be fun to rp as a group”

i "wonder" why?

get it?

cuz it's my name….

(Hold the chicken- arrow and wonder are SIBLINGS?!)

tehe SUPRISE

*scream of disbelief *

Wonder that was corny and I love it
Arrow 😎😎😎

that's meeeeee

WAIT
I just realized I have RPs going with Arrow and Wonder AND IM
USING THE SAME CHARACTER FOR BOTH 😂
AND UR SISTERS
that’s funny to me idk why

we should do a rp all together!

YES I literally was think about it before y’all dropped the sister bomb lol
Like “huh they seem like they’d be fun to rp as a group”

i "wonder" why?

get it?

cuz it's my name….

(Hold the chicken- arrow and wonder are SIBLINGS?!)

tehe SUPRISE

😎😎😎😎

WAIT
I just realized I have RPs going with Arrow and Wonder AND IM
USING THE SAME CHARACTER FOR BOTH 😂
AND UR SISTERS
that’s funny to me idk why

we should do a rp all together!

YES I literally was think about it before y’all dropped the sister bomb lol
Like “huh they seem like they’d be fun to rp as a group”

i "wonder" why?

get it?

cuz it's my name….

(Hold the chicken- arrow and wonder are SIBLINGS?!)

WAIT
I just realized I have RPs going with Arrow and Wonder AND IM
USING THE SAME CHARACTER FOR BOTH 😂
AND UR SISTERS
that’s funny to me idk why

we should do a rp all together!

YES I literally was think about it before y’all dropped the sister bomb lol
Like “huh they seem like they’d be fun to rp as a group”

i "wonder" why?

get it?

cuz it's my name….

(Hold the chicken- arrow and wonder are SIBLINGS?!)

tehe SUPRISE

*scream of disbelief *

mwhahhhahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahhaahahah

arrow found notebook before me and so i got into it

ghostie is just stalking, don’t mind me