forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
Started by @IamNOTachickenok
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hOw mAnY cHiCkEnS aRe tHeRe

The answer to your question is yes.

OBJECTION

the answer should be a number because eclipse clearly asked “how many”

slams table

OBJECTION!

Your Honor, the defense clearly lacks knowledge of how equations work. It could be a number AND a letter!

OBJECTION!!

I KNOW HOW EQUATIONS WORK

sobs

shakes head, does an edgeworth like smirk

The prosecution doubts that.

angry child noises

I’M STILL IN PRE-ALGEBRA OK GIVE ME A BREAK

@spacebluelily language

(sweating) If they're not chicken feathers, WhaT aRe tHeY?!

Eagle feathers?

DINOSAUR FEATHERS???

UNICORN FEATHERS??????

CRAB FEATHERS????????????

The feathers of the innocent

Well that turned dark…

@Nightmare_Eclipse language

(sweating) If they're not chicken feathers, WhaT aRe tHeY?!

Eagle feathers?

DINOSAUR FEATHERS???

UNICORN FEATHERS??????

CRAB FEATHERS????????????

The feathers of the innocent

Well that turned dark…

Yeah well

Deleted user

(sweating) If they're not chicken feathers, WhaT aRe tHeY?!

Eagle feathers?

DINOSAUR FEATHERS???

UNICORN FEATHERS??????

CRAB FEATHERS????????????

The feathers of the innocent

Well that turned dark…

I'm in a mood today, bear with me… XD

@IamNOTachickenok

Starting where we left off…
*aggressive chomp of bread *

But then….

The chicken rips off…

His chicken suit.

OH MY GOD
😮

*aggressive light shine that blinds everyone, as the "chicken" pulls off her suit *

GASP

*slight bits of feathers flying through the air, but not chicken feathers… *

More surprised gasp

(sweating) If they're not chicken feathers, WhaT aRe tHeY?!

Eagle feathers?

DINOSAUR FEATHERS???

UNICORN FEATHERS??????

CRAB FEATHERS????????????

The feathers of the innocent

The once-chicken creature slowly comes into view, and it's…

@spacebluelily language

hOw mAnY cHiCkEnS aRe tHeRe

The answer to your question is yes.

OBJECTION

the answer should be a number because eclipse clearly asked “how many”

slams table

OBJECTION!

Your Honor, the defense clearly lacks knowledge of how equations work. It could be a number AND a letter!

OBJECTION!!

I KNOW HOW EQUATIONS WORK

sobs

shakes head, does an edgeworth like smirk

The prosecution doubts that.

angry child noises

I’M STILL IN PRE-ALGEBRA OK GIVE ME A BREAK

looks at the judge I rest my case. looks at Sky As the defense wishes. bows

what the defense doesn't know is that the prosecutor is in algebra foundations and is being somewhat hypocritical

Deleted user

hOw mAnY cHiCkEnS aRe tHeRe

The answer to your question is yes.

OBJECTION

the answer should be a number because eclipse clearly asked “how many”

slams table

OBJECTION!

Your Honor, the defense clearly lacks knowledge of how equations work. It could be a number AND a letter!

OBJECTION!!

I KNOW HOW EQUATIONS WORK

sobs

shakes head, does an edgeworth like smirk

The prosecution doubts that.

angry child noises

I’M STILL IN PRE-ALGEBRA OK GIVE ME A BREAK

looks at the judge I rest my case. looks at Sky As the defense wishes. bows

what the defense doesn't know is that the prosecutor is in algebra foundations and is being somewhat hypocritical

I was definitely not wheezing this entire time

@CinnamonTheHouseplant

Starting where we left off…
*aggressive chomp of bread *

But then….

The chicken rips off…

His chicken suit.

OH MY GOD
😮

*aggressive light shine that blinds everyone, as the "chicken" pulls off her suit *

GASP

*slight bits of feathers flying through the air, but not chicken feathers… *

More surprised gasp

(sweating) If they're not chicken feathers, WhaT aRe tHeY?!

Eagle feathers?

DINOSAUR FEATHERS???

UNICORN FEATHERS??????

CRAB FEATHERS????????????

The feathers of the innocent

The once-chicken creature slowly comes into view, and it's…

WHAT IS IT????

@Nightmare_Eclipse language

hOw mAnY cHiCkEnS aRe tHeRe

The answer to your question is yes.

OBJECTION

the answer should be a number because eclipse clearly asked “how many”

slams table

OBJECTION!

Your Honor, the defense clearly lacks knowledge of how equations work. It could be a number AND a letter!

OBJECTION!!

I KNOW HOW EQUATIONS WORK

sobs

shakes head, does an edgeworth like smirk

The prosecution doubts that.

angry child noises

I’M STILL IN PRE-ALGEBRA OK GIVE ME A BREAK

looks at the judge I rest my case. looks at Sky As the defense wishes. bows

what the defense doesn't know is that the prosecutor is in algebra foundations and is being somewhat hypocritical

I was definitely not wheezing this entire time

Same…

Deleted user

Starting where we left off…
*aggressive chomp of bread *

But then….

The chicken rips off…

His chicken suit.

OH MY GOD
😮

*aggressive light shine that blinds everyone, as the "chicken" pulls off her suit *

GASP

*slight bits of feathers flying through the air, but not chicken feathers… *

More surprised gasp

(sweating) If they're not chicken feathers, WhaT aRe tHeY?!

Eagle feathers?

DINOSAUR FEATHERS???

UNICORN FEATHERS??????

CRAB FEATHERS????????????

The feathers of the innocent

The once-chicken creature slowly comes into view, and it's…

it's about to get fed some KFC if it doesn't stop giving us dramatic pauses

Deleted user

…..loves the letters are getting squished on mobile

@spacebluelily language

angry child noises

I’M STILL IN PRE-ALGEBRA OK GIVE ME A BREAK

looks at the judge I rest my case. looks at Sky As the defense wishes. bows

what the defense doesn't know is that the prosecutor is in algebra foundations and is being somewhat hypocritical

I was definitely not wheezing this entire time

i was definitely not wheezing either. Oh no definitely not

@IamNOTachickenok

Starting where we left off…
*aggressive chomp of bread *

But then….

The chicken rips off…

His chicken suit.

OH MY GOD
😮

*aggressive light shine that blinds everyone, as the "chicken" pulls off her suit *

GASP

*slight bits of feathers flying through the air, but not chicken feathers… *

More surprised gasp

(sweating) If they're not chicken feathers, WhaT aRe tHeY?!

Eagle feathers?

DINOSAUR FEATHERS???

UNICORN FEATHERS??????

CRAB FEATHERS????????????

The feathers of the innocent

The once-chicken creature slowly comes into view, and it's…

WHAT IS IT????

*final countdown music begins to play, suspensefully *

dEw nEw nEw-nEw

nEwnEwnEWnEwnEw

dEw nEw nEw-nEw

nEwnEwnEWnEwnEw

Deleted user

angry child noises

I’M STILL IN PRE-ALGEBRA OK GIVE ME A BREAK

looks at the judge I rest my case. looks at Sky As the defense wishes. bows

what the defense doesn't know is that the prosecutor is in algebra foundations and is being somewhat hypocritical

I was definitely not wheezing this entire time

i was definitely not wheezing either. Oh no definitely not

I barely even know anything about this stuff I’m just. Existing

@IamNOTachickenok

COMES THROUGH THE SMOKE

IN A SPARKLY TRACKSUIT

AS A

PTERODACTYL!!!!!!!!

@spacebluelily language

angry child noises

I’M STILL IN PRE-ALGEBRA OK GIVE ME A BREAK

looks at the judge I rest my case. looks at Sky As the defense wishes. bows

what the defense doesn't know is that the prosecutor is in algebra foundations and is being somewhat hypocritical

I was definitely not wheezing this entire time

i was definitely not wheezing either. Oh no definitely not

I barely even know anything about this stuff I’m just. Existing

HELP THAT'S SUCH A MOOD

Deleted user

COMES THROUGH THE SMOKE

IN A SPARKLY TRACKSUIT

AS A

PTERODACTYL!!!!!!!!

OH MY GOSH