forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)

Started March 16, 2023 by @IamNOTachickenok

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does anyone want my eyeballs?

yes

Ok but Phil Collins had no right to go that hard for a movie abt a dude who thinks he’s a monkey 😂😂
No hate , I love Tarzan

4th shot of espresso, anybody?

try 8

does anyone want my eyeballs?

yes

👀 here you are please take them. I'll even throw in some extra pain and misery, even though they already come with the eyes. and I know they don't work, but no refunds

4th shot of espresso, anybody?

try 8

I’d rather not pass out in the middle of a speech but thanks

does anyone want my eyeballs?

yes

👀 here you are please take them. I'll even throw in some extra pain and misery, even though they already come with the eyes. and I know they don't work, but no refunds

oh no i figured they wouldnt work and i was counting on the pain and misery - extra flavor for the demons in my basement

4th shot of espresso, anybody?

try 8

Parent we just sang the akuna matata song from the lion king-

does anyone want my eyeballs?

yes

👀 here you are please take them. I'll even throw in some extra pain and misery, even though they already come with the eyes. and I know they don't work, but no refunds

oh no i figured they wouldnt work and i was counting on the pain and misery - extra flavor for the demons in my basement

oho, for the demons, you say? for that, I'll throw in an extra pair of eyeballs, on the house. anything for those friends. they still owe me after what happened in Jakarta.

4th shot of espresso, anybody?

try 8

Parent we just sang the akuna matata song from the lion king-

noice

so ya wanna be a hero kid, well whoopity doo

I have been around the block before with blockheads just like you

does anyone want my eyeballs?

yes

👀 here you are please take them. I'll even throw in some extra pain and misery, even though they already come with the eyes. and I know they don't work, but no refunds

oh no i figured they wouldnt work and i was counting on the pain and misery - extra flavor for the demons in my basement

oho, for the demons, you say? for that, I'll throw in an extra pair of eyeballs, on the house. anything for those friends. they still owe me after what happened in Jakarta.

mine owe me for Chernobyl and Three Mile Island

4th shot of espresso, anybody?

try 8

I’d rather not pass out in the middle of a speech but thanks

aw ur no fun lol

does anyone want my eyeballs?

yes

👀 here you are please take them. I'll even throw in some extra pain and misery, even though they already come with the eyes. and I know they don't work, but no refunds

oh no i figured they wouldnt work and i was counting on the pain and misery - extra flavor for the demons in my basement

oho, for the demons, you say? for that, I'll throw in an extra pair of eyeballs, on the house. anything for those friends. they still owe me after what happened in Jakarta.

mine owe me for Chernobyl and Three Mile Island

they'll never not owe me for that mess they made out of Krakatoa

Ya know what- forget dragging someone to hell- naw- drag their ass to Ohio- they’ll go nuts-

does anyone want my eyeballs?

yes

👀 here you are please take them. I'll even throw in some extra pain and misery, even though they already come with the eyes. and I know they don't work, but no refunds

oh no i figured they wouldnt work and i was counting on the pain and misery - extra flavor for the demons in my basement

oho, for the demons, you say? for that, I'll throw in an extra pair of eyeballs, on the house. anything for those friends. they still owe me after what happened in Jakarta.

mine owe me for Chernobyl and Three Mile Island

they'll never not owe me for that mess they made out of Krakatoa

ugh and ATLANTIS that was a PR nightmare

Ya know what- forget dragging someone to hell- naw- drag their ass to Ohio- they’ll go nuts-

wHEEZE

only in Ohio

Ya know what- forget dragging someone to hell- naw- drag their ass to Ohio- they’ll go nuts-

where do you think hell is?

Ya know what- forget dragging someone to hell- naw- drag their ass to Ohio- they’ll go nuts-

wHEEZE

bows I’m here all day-

Ya know what- forget dragging someone to hell- naw- drag their ass to Ohio- they’ll go nuts-

where do you think hell is?

Texas

I though Ohio was a myth

Ya know what- forget dragging someone to hell- naw- drag their ass to Ohio- they’ll go nuts-

where do you think hell is?

Texas

Hey now I got fam in Texas lol
I’ve never been tho :(

does anyone want my eyeballs?

yes

👀 here you are please take them. I'll even throw in some extra pain and misery, even though they already come with the eyes. and I know they don't work, but no refunds

oh no i figured they wouldnt work and i was counting on the pain and misery - extra flavor for the demons in my basement

oho, for the demons, you say? for that, I'll throw in an extra pair of eyeballs, on the house. anything for those friends. they still owe me after what happened in Jakarta.

mine owe me for Chernobyl and Three Mile Island

they'll never not owe me for that mess they made out of Krakatoa

ugh and ATLANTIS that was a PR nightmare

you're telling me
and after what they pulled with the dinosaurs, too!

Ya know what- forget dragging someone to hell- naw- drag their ass to Ohio- they’ll go nuts-

where do you think hell is?

Texas

wrong. Ohio is hell

I though Ohio was a myth

It is… 0.0