forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Eldritch Beings, Old Rivalries, Chicken Chaos, Large Fonts, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken Part 3: Tokyo Drift (CLOSED)

Started September 03, 2023 by @Morals-are-for-mortals language

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y'all i have to sell 60 chocolate bars for band and i'm scared now because this means i need to interact with 60 people

eats corn nuts as I watch

destroys the corn nuts and replaces them with a pizza

……I wanted to crunch on something ;-;

(The pizza is slightly burnt)

eats corn nuts as I watch

destroys the corn nuts and replaces them with a pizza

……I wanted to crunch on something ;-;

gives you popcorn

y'all i have to sell 60 chocolate bars for band and i'm scared now because this means i need to interact with 60 people

or you could just interact with 1 person and guilt trip them into buying all 60

eats corn nuts as I watch

destroys the corn nuts and replaces them with a pizza

……I wanted to crunch on something ;-;

(The pizza is slightly burnt)

(it is not. because i know how to cook. unlike some people)

y'all i have to sell 60 chocolate bars for band and i'm scared now because this means i need to interact with 60 people

or you could just interact with 1 person and guilt trip them into buying all 60

no way one person's buying 300 dollars' worth of chocolate from me

I think, legally, we need to fight now

punches you

tackles you

strangles you

bites your arm

I think, legally, we need to fight now

punches you

tackles you

strangles you

bites your arm

gnaws on your fingers

y'all i have to sell 60 chocolate bars for band and i'm scared now because this means i need to interact with 60 people

or you could just interact with 1 person and guilt trip them into buying all 60

no way one person's buying 300 dollars' worth of chocolate from me

2 people?

y'all i have to sell 60 chocolate bars for band and i'm scared now because this means i need to interact with 60 people

Uh oh

I think, legally, we need to fight now

punches you

tackles you

strangles you

bites your arm

gnaws on your fingers

flips you over me and against the wall

y'all i have to sell 60 chocolate bars for band and i'm scared now because this means i need to interact with 60 people

Uh oh

and all my friends are in band so they all also have t sell chocolate so i can't sell exclusively to my friends i have to sell to strangers

eats corn nuts as I watch

destroys the corn nuts and replaces them with a pizza

……I wanted to crunch on something ;-;

(The pizza is slightly burnt)

(it is not. because i know how to cook. unlike some people)

(shut)

I think, legally, we need to fight now

punches you

tackles you

strangles you

bites your arm

gnaws on your fingers

flips you over me and against the wall

pulls out a knife and cuts of your legs

y'all i have to sell 60 chocolate bars for band and i'm scared now because this means i need to interact with 60 people

or you could just interact with 1 person and guilt trip them into buying all 60

no way one person's buying 300 dollars' worth of chocolate from me

2 people?

nobody i know has 150 dollars just lying around and wants 30 bars of chocolate
maybe before halloween but no it's only thanksgiving
nobody hands out candy for thanksgiving

eats corn nuts as I watch

destroys the corn nuts and replaces them with a pizza

……I wanted to crunch on something ;-;

(The pizza is slightly burnt)

(it is not. because i know how to cook. unlike some people)

(shut)

(never)

Why are we fighting? What's happening here?

y'all i have to sell 60 chocolate bars for band and i'm scared now because this means i need to interact with 60 people

or you could just interact with 1 person and guilt trip them into buying all 60

no way one person's buying 300 dollars' worth of chocolate from me

2 people?

nobody i know has 150 dollars just lying around and wants 30 bars of chocolate
maybe before halloween but no it's only thanksgiving
nobody hands out candy for thanksgiving

4 people

Why are we fighting? What's happening here?

its for legal reasons. dont ask

I think, legally, we need to fight now

punches you

tackles you

strangles you

bites your arm

gnaws on your fingers

flips you over me and against the wall

pulls out a knife and cuts of your legs

reattaches my legs Well, that was rude.

Why are we fighting? What's happening here?

its for legal reasons. dont ask

….
I'm gonna ask anyways

Why are we fighting? What's happening here?

its for legal reasons. dont ask

she ONLY EATS THE CORNDOG BREADING

I think, legally, we need to fight now

punches you

tackles you

strangles you

bites your arm

gnaws on your fingers

flips you over me and against the wall

pulls out a knife and cuts of your legs

reattaches my legs Well, that was rude.

kills you like i killed duolingo. then dies like duolingo killed me. bc why not

Why are we fighting? What's happening here?

its for legal reasons. dont ask

she ONLY EATS THE CORNDOG BREADING

Well…. that is a little strange

Why are we fighting? What's happening here?

its for legal reasons. dont ask

she ONLY EATS THE CORNDOG BREADING

she ONLY EATS THE HOTDOG PART OF THE CONRDOG