forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Eldritch Beings, Old Rivalries, Chicken Chaos, Large Fonts, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken Part 3: Tokyo Drift (CLOSED)

Started September 03, 2023 by @Morals-are-for-mortals language

tune

starts throwing things at skittles

gives you heavy objects to throw

laughs quietly as the meds do nothing Ah, my sweet child, I believe you're under some delusion that Davadio pre-skittles was more normal… what a world that would be

not that davadio. the one where you just arent a giant tentacle monster

….I always have been? just not this big

starts throwing things at skittles

gives you heavy objects to throw

Ty throws the heavy things at skittles

laughs quietly as the meds do nothing Ah, my sweet child, I believe you're under some delusion that Davadio pre-skittles was more normal… what a world that would be

not that davadio. the one where you just arent a giant tentacle monster

….I always have been? just not this big

nah nah nah. the one where you only have 6 tentacles
if you only have 6 tentacles you dont qualify as a giant tentacle monster

starts throwing things at skittles

gives you heavy objects to throw

Ty throws the heavy things at skittles

in the shadows, casually juggling the heavy objects, studying "How to Make Friends and Influence People" at the same time
Ouch, oof, oh no, oh that one hurt, ugh, ow

starts throwing things at skittles

gives you heavy objects to throw

Ty throws the heavy things at skittles

gives you heavier objects

laughs quietly as the meds do nothing Ah, my sweet child, I believe you're under some delusion that Davadio pre-skittles was more normal… what a world that would be

not that davadio. the one where you just arent a giant tentacle monster

….I always have been? just not this big

nah nah nah. the one where you only have 6 tentacles
if you only have 6 tentacles you dont qualify as a giant tentacle monster

O.O cue me frantically searching for where i only had 6 tentacles

And now, we must find a way for me not to frighten the little ones… I shall study out a method

Chuckles. Hm… I suppose I should study that too… if the Great Skittles wishes…

whispered I do wish, theyre throwing things now…

the real life is calling me so i'll possibly brb. take care of the pillow cave Eli & Titan. i will repay yall in squishmallows and hugs (if it is intact when i return). ^^

Thank uuuuu

the real life is calling me so i'll possibly brb. take care of the pillow cave Eli & Titan. i will repay yall in squishmallows and hugs (if it is intact when i return). ^^

IT WILL BE UNLESS SOMEONE ELSE SMASHES IT _{I would protect the pillow cave with my life at this point}

thank u Skittles. hands u giant bag of skittles if someone does smash it, i will go mental and destroy everything and everyone in my path so… yeah. Don't. Please. vanishes

laughs quietly as the meds do nothing Ah, my sweet child, I believe you're under some delusion that Davadio pre-skittles was more normal… what a world that would be

not that davadio. the one where you just arent a giant tentacle monster

….I always have been? just not this big

nah nah nah. the one where you only have 6 tentacles
if you only have 6 tentacles you dont qualify as a giant tentacle monster

O.O cue me frantically searching for where i only had 6 tentacles

laughs in i dont remember if you ever having 6 tentacles was canon, but ya

And now, we must find a way for me not to frighten the little ones… I shall study out a method

Chuckles. Hm… I suppose I should study that too… if the Great Skittles wishes…

whispered I do wish, theyre throwing things now…

Nods, then disappears. Starts subtly replacing the heavy objects with soft objects like pillows and plushies. Then goes to decorate the shrine with plushies too. Turns and attempts to give a friendly grin, but it only looks more evil.

the real life is calling me so i'll possibly brb. take care of the pillow cave Eli & Titan. i will repay yall in squishmallows and hugs (if it is intact when i return). ^^

Thank uuuuu

💖

huffs and hides in a corner

the real life is calling me so i'll possibly brb. take care of the pillow cave Eli & Titan. i will repay yall in squishmallows and hugs (if it is intact when i return). ^^

will do

💖

the real life is calling me so i'll possibly brb. take care of the pillow cave Eli & Titan. i will repay yall in squishmallows and hugs (if it is intact when i return). ^^

Thank uuuuu

💖

casts spell over fort so that it can never be destroyed, even by someone blessed by magic

huffs and hides in a corner

hugs you

the real life is calling me so i'll possibly brb. take care of the pillow cave Eli & Titan. i will repay yall in squishmallows and hugs (if it is intact when i return). ^^

IT WILL BE UNLESS SOMEONE ELSE SMASHES IT _{I would protect the pillow cave with my life at this point}

thank u Skittles. hands u giant bag of skittles if someone does smash it, i will go mental and destroy everything and everyone in my path so… yeah. Don't. Please. vanishes

gathers the bag to me, and sets one eye to watch the pillow cave carefully

huffs and hides in a corner

Here Ame hands bubble tea and dinosaur squishmallow

nah nah nah. the one where you only have 6 tentacles
if you only have 6 tentacles you dont qualify as a giant tentacle monster

O.O cue me frantically searching for where i only had 6 tentacles

laughs in i dont remember if you ever having 6 tentacles was canon, but ya

(oh good) XD

takes the bubble tea and squishmallow but is still grumpy

takes the bubble tea and squishmallow but is still grumpy

Hmmmmm, maybe this will help hand you your favorite snack and hugs you

lays down in front of you and rests my head in your lap hi Ame

nah nah nah. the one where you only have 6 tentacles
if you only have 6 tentacles you dont qualify as a giant tentacle monster

O.O cue me frantically searching for where i only had 6 tentacles

laughs in i dont remember if you ever having 6 tentacles was canon, but ya

(oh good) XD

i love how this chicken chat has become canon.

takes the bubble tea and squishmallow but is still grumpy

gives you pieces of skittles (imma let you figure out with one XD)