</3 I've been slain.
@Emi-Is-a-Bad-Influence-on-Nate
Goodnight mother!
Drags Eris's body out
eh?
oh what the fuck
is this what you call dinner, Jyn? I can’t cook with this! I’m not prepped for a barbecue!
YOU WOULD BBQ ME?!
I’m not about to be blamed for your merciless slaughter, Eris.
Imma head out, I don't really need to be here
no don't… :(
I mean you probably need to work on stuff/do stuff.
But come back. <3
</3 I've been slain.
@Emi-Is-a-Bad-Influence-on-Nate
Goodnight mother!
Drags Eris's body out
eh?
oh what the fuck
is this what you call dinner, Jyn? I can’t cook with this! I’m not prepped for a barbecue!
YOU WOULD BBQ ME?!
I’m not about to be blamed for your merciless slaughter, Eris.
I'm aghast that you would choose to prepare my prime flesh in such away.
I deserve more than being BBQed
</3 I've been slain.
@Emi-Is-a-Bad-Influence-on-Nate
Goodnight mother!
Drags Eris's body out
eh?
oh what the fuck
is this what you call dinner, Jyn? I can’t cook with this! I’m not prepped for a barbecue!
YOU WOULD BBQ ME?!
I’m not about to be blamed for your merciless slaughter, Eris.
I'm aghast that you would choose to prepare my prime flesh in such away.
I deserve more than being BBQed
you can’t do much with human flesh, just saying.
“prime flesh” yeah ok human
T_T
You have to prepare me with finesse.
Exactly.
The goddess deserves more than just being barbecued.
…Make her into bacon
yeets into a dumpster fire
ye we can do that
any other suggestions? We have “prime flesh” lmfao
the world's most effective zombie bait
…i almost just googled "stupid things to do with human meat" but thankfully i realized the possible results before actually searching
Well, there's isn't much meat in the rib section, but the 'loin' part of a human is apparently pretty good
Shrugs I'm vegetarian, I can't join this feast. Is any part of you made of tofu, Eris?
But this technically isn't killing any animals
…it was already dead we're just cooking it
So it should be vegan friendly :D
Well, there's isn't much meat in the rib section, but the 'loin' part of a human is apparently pretty good
Shrugs I'm vegetarian, I can't join this feast. Is any part of you made of tofu, Eris?
Implying that a portion of me could be fake is so bold.
im more impressed than offended.
But no. All of me is 100% grade A.
But this technically isn't killing any animals
…it was already dead we're just cooking it
So it should be vegan friendly :D
humans are classified as animals, muffin. and vegan means no animals and/or animal made products. Unfortunately–I am not vegan friendly.
But this technically isn't killing any animals
…it was already dead we're just cooking it
So it should be vegan friendly :D
humans are classified as animals, muffin. and vegan means no animals and/or animal made products. Unfortunately–I am not vegan friendly.
yes, but we t e c h n i c a l l y didn't kill you, so there's no animal murdering, no killing animals = peta friendly.
10,000 IQ, I kno
wait what kind of eggs. they gotta be valid eggs
…..well you're not wrong.
You guys are talking about human flesh and for once I'm not involved??
I don't like this…