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</3 I've been slain.

@Emi-Is-a-Bad-Influence-on-Nate
Goodnight mother!
Drags Eris's body out

eh?

oh what the fuck

is this what you call dinner, Jyn? I can’t cook with this! I’m not prepped for a barbecue!

YOU WOULD BBQ ME?!

I’m not about to be blamed for your merciless slaughter, Eris.

Deleted user

Imma head out, I don't really need to be here

no don't… :(
I mean you probably need to work on stuff/do stuff.
But come back. <3

Deleted user

</3 I've been slain.

@Emi-Is-a-Bad-Influence-on-Nate
Goodnight mother!
Drags Eris's body out

eh?

oh what the fuck

is this what you call dinner, Jyn? I can’t cook with this! I’m not prepped for a barbecue!

YOU WOULD BBQ ME?!

I’m not about to be blamed for your merciless slaughter, Eris.

I'm aghast that you would choose to prepare my prime flesh in such away.
I deserve more than being BBQed

Deleted user

</3 I've been slain.

@Emi-Is-a-Bad-Influence-on-Nate
Goodnight mother!
Drags Eris's body out

eh?

oh what the fuck

is this what you call dinner, Jyn? I can’t cook with this! I’m not prepped for a barbecue!

YOU WOULD BBQ ME?!

I’m not about to be blamed for your merciless slaughter, Eris.

I'm aghast that you would choose to prepare my prime flesh in such away.
I deserve more than being BBQed

you can’t do much with human flesh, just saying.

“prime flesh” yeah ok human

Deleted user

ye we can do that

any other suggestions? We have “prime flesh” lmfao

Deleted user

Exactly.
The goddess deserves more than just being barbecued.

…Make her into bacon

Muffin knows whats up

Deleted user

Imma head out, I don't really need to be here

no don't… :(
I mean you probably need to work on stuff/do stuff.
But come back. <3

My heart… :'(

<3 <3 <3

Deleted user

Well, there's isn't much meat in the rib section, but the 'loin' part of a human is apparently pretty good

Shrugs I'm vegetarian, I can't join this feast. Is any part of you made of tofu, Eris?

Deleted user

Well, there's isn't much meat in the rib section, but the 'loin' part of a human is apparently pretty good

Shrugs I'm vegetarian, I can't join this feast. Is any part of you made of tofu, Eris?

Implying that a portion of me could be fake is so bold.

Deleted user

But this technically isn't killing any animals
…it was already dead we're just cooking it

So it should be vegan friendly :D

humans are classified as animals, muffin. and vegan means no animals and/or animal made products. Unfortunately–I am not vegan friendly.

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

But this technically isn't killing any animals
…it was already dead we're just cooking it

So it should be vegan friendly :D

humans are classified as animals, muffin. and vegan means no animals and/or animal made products. Unfortunately–I am not vegan friendly.

yes, but we t e c h n i c a l l y didn't kill you, so there's no animal murdering, no killing animals = peta friendly.

10,000 IQ, I kno