forum Don't Be Suspicious

Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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Finally someone who knows how to properly cook me.

;) Hey beautiful

hmhmhm I think I know how to cook human flesh. You can put your faith in me.

sizzle sizzle bitch

Slurp slurp, time for E R I S S O U P
Who knew one little Hamlet reference would ignite the cannibal fandom that much?

We’ll just put her in the microwave until the meat’s fully cooked

Or just pull a Karl Denke and sell it all off as pork sausages

We can put her in a soup

we could but I already put her in the dumpster fire to sizzle

Why do we even want to cook Eris again??

Get rid of the evidence.

What evidence?

Of her merciless murder.

ahem

microwave

Wait… then who'd Eris murder aha?

Eris was murdered.

Okay-
so we're thinking of ways to cook Eris because someone murdered her?

Yes.

can't let any food go to waste

I think it was me that murdered her . . .
I think. Its kind of a grey area

we'll need something to eat during world war three

Exactly.
Bacon and eggs.

now where are we gonna get the orange juice

My bedroom, I have stacks of it.
Ngl I did have a moment where I was addicted to orange juice

So we survive the war by sneaking to Lee's house and living in their bedroom with Eris's corpse.
Sounds like a good plan!

Instead of going home after Operation Floof Dom's Hair, we'll beeline to Lee's house