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Deleted user

what the hee-heecking fuck was that

You know what that was.
You can't keep avoiding the truth.
I am Annie. You are Annie.
We are all Annie.

@The-Magician group

I don't understand the context in which you are referring to us as Annie, but I'm pretty sure I don't have the same fear as you do, and I can only offer my sympathies.

Deleted user

I just told this story in a group pm with a few of the other crackheads on this site
and I decided to ruin y'all's day with it too
When I was in third grade we were playing tag in gym and this dude tried to tag me but I fell and slid on my knees for like six feet I wish I was exaggerating, it was truly magical
And he was sliding on his feet behind me
And then I somehow came to a stop and like hit his knees and his dangle wangle went to the back of my neck and I could feel it swinging
I've been emotionally scarred ever since
I'm literally cackling in my room as I remember this

@Pickles group

Dear rudeness chat: go fuck yourself in a ditch! There's literally three things to your personality and none of them are even personality traits. I don't know how anyone can stand you for more than three minutes, let alone LIKE you.

@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

I don't really sneeze
I do that thing where you just kind of
ïñ†êrñålïzê it

Ah, yes, the internalizing.
Sometimes I just scream then internalize the sneeze.
So it's just a screamsqueak

Deleted user

Reanimated corpse, you say?
:)

there she is

@HighPockets group

Reanimated corpse, you say?
:)

there she is

If you stand in front of a mirror and say "reanimated corpse" three times, Yorick, Lavenza, and I will show up at your house.

@HighPockets group

I'm cleaning my room and found Lavenza, which is good since I thought I'd lost it. Now it's balancing precariously on the Shakespeare plays that my nice grandpa man priest gave me.