forum Don't Be Suspicious

Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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Yes, but I sound like a dying horse regardless.

i feel that

I cough like an anime girl, sneeze like an old buff dude, and laugh like…
Whatever the hell my laugh sounds like
It’s just unidentified animal screeching

No because when I fake a laugh it sounds real

sneeze like an old buff dude

cue dying horse sounds

Half the time I sneeze like an anime girl and the other half of the time I dad-sneeze
I cough like my internal organs are crying out in pain
And I like to think my laugh sounds like the screams of a demon

I have iconic hiccups. They sound like a cat scream-meowing in falsetto. They're insanely loud and I get so many looks and questions, but there's nothing I can do about it.

I don't really sneeze
I do that thing where you just kind of
ïñ†êrñålïzê it
And people never know if I'm actually sneezing

My laugh is either kind of cute or an elf on steroids

And my cough just sounds like a normal cough, ig

I do that thing where you just kind of
ïñ†êrñålïzê it

People who do this fear nothing. In fact, I fear you.

My laugh sounds either like a demon who's come to seduce you into hell, or a yandere
My sneeze is internalised
My cough is killing me :)

I do that thing where you just kind of
ïñ†êrñålïzê it

People who do this fear nothing. In fact, I fear you.

The only thing I fear is Michael Jackson

any sound that comes out of my chest sounds like I've been a reanimated corpse for the last hundred years

My laugh is either me shaking because I'm laughing in my head, or me cackling. There's no in between
My friend hiccups in a way that sounds nothing like mine, but apparently everyone thinks it'ss how my hiccups should sound

I do that thing where you just kind of
ïñ†êrñålïzê it

People who do this fear nothing. In fact, I fear you.

The only thing I fear is Michael Jackson

hehee

any sound that comes out of my chest sounds like I've been a reanimated corpse for the last hundred years

You say that like you haven't been a reanimated corpse for the last hundred years

Aw Ella beat me to it

I do that thing where you just kind of
ïñ†êrñålïzê it

People who do this fear nothing. In fact, I fear you.

The only thing I fear is Michael Jackson

hehee

no

one fabulous lookin corpse as well
how do you do it

My laugh sounds like The Predator, a dying horse, barely audible wheezing, a cackle, or just one loud scream. Or it's just a fast release of air.

Aw Ella beat me to it

no

Tbh Michael Jackson's a freak, I don't blame you

any sound that comes out of my chest sounds like I've been a reanimated corpse for the last hundred years

You say that like you haven't been a reanimated corpse for the last hundred years

why you gotta out me like this?

(it's been over 500 darling, there's no way I was born in any time period but Elizabethan Renaissance XD)

one fabulous lookin corpse as well
how do you do it

People sacrifice their souls to me, Muffin.

one fabulous lookin corpse as well
how do you do it

People sacrifice their souls to me, Muffin.

Bullshit. Nie sold me his soul in April and I'm no prettier than I was

Tbh Michael Jackson's a freak, I don't blame you

"Annie, are you okay?" He asks– Well, sings. The year is 1988. I am Annie.
"No," I cry, "I am not okay."
Still, he chants: "So, Annie are you okay?"
I scream louder. "No, Michael! I am not okay! I am not okay!" Tears stream down my face and onto the carpet.
"Are you okay, Annie?" He continues to sing as he moonwalks across the carpet. I'm under a table now, trying to hide from him. Little did I know this action would be referenced in the song as well– 'She ran underneath the table.'
"You're tearing this family apart, Michael!" I yell as I begin to fear for my own life. "Please, Michael, stop!"
Michael does not stop. My life flashes before my eyes as he knocks over a kitchen chair with an aggressive pelvis thrust.
"You've been hit by- You've been hit by- A smooth criminal!" He sings, pressing his fedora to his waist. I faint. Sirens scream in the distance.

what the hee-heecking fuck was that