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Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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That second one was Chey levels.

when did those neighbors get horses

The hospital.

Same!

i think i get it-

i was outside for too long what’s the conversation rn?

Mir is sharing some fanfic she found

oh ok

i was outside for too long what’s the conversation rn?

Mir is sharing some fanfic she found

next time I'll share some of the Pennywise fanfic I stumbled upon

i was outside for too long what’s the conversation rn?

Mir is sharing some fanfic she found

next time I'll share some of the Pennywise fanfic I stumbled upon

Do not

"I have a girlfriend, sorry." He said with a sad Expression on his face. I laugh and say "Have you even had sex with her I mean come on it normal for boys to cheat on girl ok, so what do you say?" I say. "Ok I'll call you later." He said nervously."

I… I don't even know what to say…

It's okay, Nie. It's normal for boys to cheat on girl ok.

That second one was Chey levels.

It was. Except with better punctuation and spelling.

Who tf is Luana

the wolf in her head
duh

All I could think was

"I have a girlfriend, sorry." He said with a sad Expression on his face. I laugh and say "Have you even had sex with her I mean come on it normal for boys to cheat on girl ok, so what do you say?" I say. "Ok I'll call you later." He said nervously."

I… I don't even know what to say…

It's okay, Nie. It's normal for boys to cheat on girl ok.

But, that's not it… why does he have to have sex with his girlfriend??? She asked that like it was some kind of rite of passage.

Update: She got an email from the moon goddess, and now she and Jason are in the shower together and his finger "slipped."

it normal for boys to cheat on girl ok

obviously, did this surprise you??

Y'all this girl's gotta be like,, 10. I mean, I was pretty bad when I was 12, but this:
" So can you guess what she did? She didn’t go. The next night she got a phone call, and guess who it was from? The person that has told her to go to the house. “Do you think this is a joke? It sure isn’t funny. I am dead serious. You will be sorry. Come to the house I told you to come to last night tonight. Now. And I mean it. Don’t bring anyone. If you try to have someone follow you, I will personally see to their death. Just like what happened to your mother. You won’t like it. And don’t think of taking your little sister unless you want her killed.”"

Is objectively very bad and infinitely better

Update: She got an email from the moon goddess, and now she and Jason are in the shower together and his finger "slipped."

Gotta love how the "email from the moon goddess" is the least weird part of this situation.

Update: She got an email from the moon goddess, and now she and Jason are in the shower together and his finger "slipped."

Well I'm revolted

Update: She got an email from the moon goddess, and now she and Jason are in the shower together and his finger "slipped."

Well I'm revolted

why did I laugh so hard at this response

Update: She got an email from the moon goddess, and now she and Jason are in the shower together and his finger "slipped."

Well I'm revolted

I'm disgusted.

Update: She got an email from the moon goddess, and now she and Jason are in the shower together and his finger "slipped."

Well I'm revolted

I'm disgusted.

Additionally, I’m repulsed

Update: She got an email from the moon goddess, and now she and Jason are in the shower together and his finger "slipped."

Well I'm revolted

why did I laugh so hard at this response

Because you're cruel

it got better

they met the moon goddess and
"Sorry we are late your majesty we missed the first flight." I say to her and she just smiled. "Don't you remember me sweety?" She asked in tears. "What do you mean?" "You are my daughter. You got kidnapped when you were three years old. And ive been searching everywhere for you." She said then all of a suddenly all of the memories of he flooded in. "Mommy?" I said stepping forward to hug her."

Update: She got an email from the moon goddess, and now she and Jason are in the shower together and his finger "slipped."

Well I'm revolted

I'm disgusted.

I dedicate my entire life to our lord and savior andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) and this is the thanks I get?

it got better

"Sorry we are late your majesty we missed the first flight." I say to her and she just smiled. "Don't you remember me sweety?" She asked in tears. "What do you mean?" "You are my daughter. You got kidnapped when you were three years old. And ive been searching everywhere for you." She said then all of a suddenly all of the memories of he flooded in. "Mommy?" I said stepping forward to hug her."

Big Kestrelpaw Energy

Who tf is Luana

the wolf in her head
duh

All I could think was

I just saw this and it's hilarious.

"Anyway I have called you here because you need training before you become the mood goddess." She said turning ot me. "And how long will that be?" I ask "Up to a year." "Okay then when do we start?" I ask "Both of you can start now if you want I mean hell, I don't give a fuck when you start the training I could lead you to it right now." She said. "I never thought you would sound like a complete badass." I said laughing. "It runs in the family, I mean how do you think you liked being bad, also we actually need to start the training now. Follow me." She said walking us to the training room. We gasped at the sight of the training room."

The end.

"Anyway I have called you here because you need training before you become the mood goddess." She said turning ot me. "And how long will that be?" I ask "Up to a year." "Okay then when do we start?" I ask "Both of you can start now if you want I mean hell, I don't give a fuck when you start the training I could lead you to it right now." She said. "I never thought you would sound like a complete badass." I said laughing. "It runs in the family, I mean how do you think you liked being bad, also we actually need to start the training now. Follow me." She said walking us to the training room. We gasped at the sight of the training room."

The end.

Now it's time for the Pennywise fanfic.

Ahh yes, the Mood Goddess.