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Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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I’m rolling, anyone want?

YOUR ASTHMA

I’m rolling, anyone want?

YOUR ASTHMA

But babe…

Everyone functions with their own amount of sleep.

Im one of those people that can survive on a nap and feel fine.

Other people need straight 8 hours.

sleep is good yes.

but so is just resting (which is what we've all been doing for how ever long this quarantine has been going on now)

ever since my lovely virus my immune system has been so shitty that if I get six or less hours of sleep I feel sick the next day
I basically have a lowkey auto-immune disease (my doctors words, not mine)

You better be staying inside D:

Oh don't worry, I am
Begrudingly, but I am

bathtubs clean themselves

This is false

their only purpose is to contain water and soap and the occasional person

Do you fucking look at it? That shit is nasty. There's hair, shampoo, cat fur from when my stupid baby decides to get in whenever she wants, general grime that I'm too scared to touch

it appears your bathtub is dirtier than mine

I’m rolling, anyone want?

YOUR ASTHMA

But babe…

don't but babe me
Coronavirus attacks your lungs. Don't go making them worse than they already are

bathtubs clean themselves

This is false

their only purpose is to contain water and soap and the occasional person

Do you fucking look at it? That shit is nasty. There's hair, shampoo, cat fur from when my stupid baby decides to get in whenever she wants, general grime that I'm too scared to touch

it appears your bathtub is dirtier than mine

Is your shower head just a power washer or does someone else clean it and not tell you?

bathtubs clean themselves

This is false

their only purpose is to contain water and soap and the occasional person

Do you fucking look at it? That shit is nasty. There's hair, shampoo, cat fur from when my stupid baby decides to get in whenever she wants, general grime that I'm too scared to touch

it appears your bathtub is dirtier than mine

Is your shower head just a power washer or does someone else clean it and not tell you?

idk but it's not dirty

My "sleep schedule" is Notebook, take a break to shower, Notebook until 11:30, get Existential™ and try about 7 different positions to sleep in before passing out at 12:30 or later after stressing about the past and/or the future.

this

Auntie Eris, do you know anything about cleaning tubs?

Depends on what you mean?

like scrubbing it down? or like you've got a clogged drain?

the former–yes
the latter–hell no. pipes are icky

Scrubbing down

Ahhhh– well. I use two products depending on how clean I want my tub.

I'm my future mother-in-law is coming over I use Bar Keeper's Friend. It's like a white powder that has all kind of fun stuff you really shouldn't inhale in it but oh well……and it's cheap. (Magic Powder ya feel? lol im terrible)
-Spray down the shower.
-Dump the Bar Keeper's all over (a little goes a long way)
-Wait about 5-10 mins
-With a scrubby…..scrub the hell out of everything, including the metal bits.
-Rise until the porcelain doesn't have the grainy texture anymore.
-Ta da!

If my own mother is coming over (Lol sorry mama woods) I use Tilex. Cheap at Target. Its like a diluted bleach product for the entire bathroom–tub, toilet, sink….etc.
-On a dry tub, spray the shit everywhere, even the metal bits
-Wait about 5 mins
-Rinse.
-You're done. It's clean, it smells like you used more effort than you did.

My "sleep schedule" is Notebook, take a break to shower, Notebook until 11:30, get Existential™ and try about 7 different positions to sleep in before passing out at 12:30 or later after stressing about the past and/or the future.

if you don't sleep on your stomach with one leg straight and the other at a 90 degree angle wyd

Me, lying on my bed on my stomach with one leg straight and the other at a 90 degree angle while reading this

My "sleep schedule" is Notebook, take a break to shower, Notebook until 11:30, get Existential™ and try about 7 different positions to sleep in before passing out at 12:30 or later after stressing about the past and/or the future.

this

okay true but Notebook a lot longer because my wifi doesn't shut off anymore

My "sleep schedule" is Notebook, take a break to shower, Notebook until 11:30, get Existential™ and try about 7 different positions to sleep in before passing out at 12:30 or later after stressing about the past and/or the future.

if you don't sleep on your stomach with one leg straight and the other at a 90 degree angle wyd

Me, lying on my bed on my stomach with one leg straight and the other at a 90 degree angle while reading this

it's the way to go, man

I’m rolling, anyone want?

Oui

Didn’t think you were a tobacco fan?

social smoker. hand rolls are best. Turkish?

my future mother-in-law

Are you engaged?????????? Did I miss that???
Or just like, gonna be engaged someday

I’m rolling, anyone want?

YOUR ASTHMA

But babe…

don't but babe me
Coronavirus attacks your lungs. Don't go making them worse than they already are

But baby.. you don’t understand.
Besides, I don’t leave the house, I barely interact with my family, I clean every surface I touch and every utensil I use straight after I use them. I have hand sanitizer

My "sleep schedule" is Notebook, take a break to shower, Notebook until 11:30, get Existential™ and try about 7 different positions to sleep in before passing out at 12:30 or later after stressing about the past and/or the future.

if you don't sleep on your stomach with one leg straight and the other at a 90 degree angle wyd

how can anyone sleep in a position that is not directly on their side with one leg straight and the other bent up almost to your chest while you hug a large pillow with your entire arms
i don't understand

My "sleep schedule" is Notebook, take a break to shower, Notebook until 11:30, get Existential™ and try about 7 different positions to sleep in before passing out at 12:30 or later after stressing about the past and/or the future.

if you don't sleep on your stomach with one leg straight and the other at a 90 degree angle wyd

how can anyone sleep in a position that is not directly on their side with one leg straight and the other bent up almost to your chest while you hug a large pillow with your entire arms
i don't understand

^^^^

Izzy aren't you one of the people that's like "It's 3 am I don't need sleep"

I've been getting plenty of sleep, it's just that I don't usually go to bed between 11:40 and 2

Okay but like,,, I get a decent amount of sleep for me
it's just that a couple certain people
not all on nb necessarily
somehow survive on like 3 hours of sleep???
and i don't understand that???

my future mother-in-law

Are you engaged?????????? Did I miss that???
Or just like, gonna be engaged someday

Oh no–Mrs. C calls herself my future-mother-in-law….so I roll with it.

I refer to her as "Mama C" to her face though. It makes her lil white lady face all blushy

i don't get it either
how do they function

I’m rolling, anyone want?

Oui

Didn’t think you were a tobacco fan?

social smoker. hand rolls are best. Turkish?

Virginian

I’m rolling, anyone want?

Oui

Didn’t think you were a tobacco fan?

social smoker. hand rolls are best. Turkish?

Virginian

oooooooooooh that smokey flavor though

My "sleep schedule" is Notebook, take a break to shower, Notebook until 11:30, get Existential™ and try about 7 different positions to sleep in before passing out at 12:30 or later after stressing about the past and/or the future.

if you don't sleep on your stomach with one leg straight and the other at a 90 degree angle wyd

how can anyone sleep in a position that is not directly on their side with one leg straight and the other bent up almost to your chest while you hug a large pillow with your entire arms
i don't understand

^^^^

^^^^^^

Everyone functions with their own amount of sleep.

Im one of those people that can survive on a nap and feel fine.

Other people need straight 8 hours.

sleep is good yes.

but so is just resting (which is what we've all been doing for how ever long this quarantine has been going on now)

ever since my lovely virus my immune system has been so shitty that if I get six or less hours of sleep I feel sick the next day
I basically have a lowkey auto-immune disease (my doctors words, not mine)

You better be staying inside D:

Oh don't worry, I am
Begrudingly, but I am

Good, because I would be extremely upset if you died.

My "sleep schedule" is Notebook, take a break to shower, Notebook until 11:30, get Existential™ and try about 7 different positions to sleep in before passing out at 12:30 or later after stressing about the past and/or the future.

if you don't sleep on your stomach with one leg straight and the other at a 90 degree angle wyd

how can anyone sleep in a position that is not directly on their side with one leg straight and the other bent up almost to your chest while you hug a large pillow with your entire arms
i don't understand

I just shift positions until I fall asleep and every once in a while I'll wake up with my feet on my pillows and my head on the opposite end of the bed