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@HighPockets group

My family watches the Saint Nicholas one every St. Nicholas Day and the part in Oh, Santa! where the peach from the IRS shows up never fails to make me laugh

@Pickles group

False, it is the Hairbrush Song

Ah, but the monkey one is entertaining, educational, and silly

Yes but the Hairbrush Song has drama
So does Barbra Manatee
And the Cheeseburger Song actually

Huh maybe I just like drama

The hairbrush song promotes stealing and sharing of personal items. It's not silly. It introduces a new character that is not relevant.. ever

@Moxie group

also i love this is unironically a thing we’re talking about in a serious thread where people have gotten seriously pissed off

I know, I keep waiting for Eris to show up to smack us

@HighPockets group

False, it is the Hairbrush Song

Ah, but the monkey one is entertaining, educational, and silly

Yes but the Hairbrush Song has drama
So does Barbra Manatee
And the Cheeseburger Song actually

Huh maybe I just like drama

The hairbrush song promotes stealing and sharing of personal items. It's not silly. It introduces a new character that is not relevant.. ever

He's part of the IRS Pickles, you uncultured swine D:
Jk ily

@Moxie group

False, it is the Hairbrush Song

Ah, but the monkey one is entertaining, educational, and silly

Yes but the Hairbrush Song has drama
So does Barbra Manatee
And the Cheeseburger Song actually

Huh maybe I just like drama

The hairbrush song promotes stealing and sharing of personal items. It's not silly. It introduces a new character that is not relevant.. ever

First of all, how dare you
Second of all, what about the other two?

@Pickles group

also i love this is unironically a thing we’re talking about in a serious thread where people have gotten seriously pissed off

I know, I keep waiting for Eris to show up to smack us

she can't stop us all– wait

@Pickles group

False, it is the Hairbrush Song

Ah, but the monkey one is entertaining, educational, and silly

Yes but the Hairbrush Song has drama
So does Barbra Manatee
And the Cheeseburger Song actually

Huh maybe I just like drama

The hairbrush song promotes stealing and sharing of personal items. It's not silly. It introduces a new character that is not relevant.. ever

He's part of the IRS Pickles, you uncultured swine D:
Jk ily

Baby me never realized that I guess

@Moxie group

ARE YOU GUYS FORGETTING ABOUT THE FLIPPING PIRATES WHO DON'T DO ANYTHING?!?!

That one was best by far.
I still have every lyric memorized and I haven't heard it in years

I did not forget. That one is just not the best.

is HIGH-KEY OFFENDED
it is the BESTESTEST silly song, fyi
The Hairbrush song was like, #3

The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything is so repetitive.
Like we get it. They're pirates. They don't do anything. Move on

@Pickles group

ARE YOU GUYS FORGETTING ABOUT THE FLIPPING PIRATES WHO DON'T DO ANYTHING?!?!

That one was best by far.
I still have every lyric memorized and I haven't heard it in years

I did not forget. That one is just not the best.

is HIGH-KEY OFFENDED
it is the BESTESTEST silly song, fyi
The Hairbrush song was like, #3

The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything is so repetitive.
Like we get it. They're pirates. They don't do anything. Move on

So is the hairbrush one

@Moxie group

ARE YOU GUYS FORGETTING ABOUT THE FLIPPING PIRATES WHO DON'T DO ANYTHING?!?!

That one was best by far.
I still have every lyric memorized and I haven't heard it in years

I did not forget. That one is just not the best.

is HIGH-KEY OFFENDED
it is the BESTESTEST silly song, fyi
The Hairbrush song was like, #3

The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything is so repetitive.
Like we get it. They're pirates. They don't do anything. Move on

So is the hairbrush one

Yes but with the hairbrush one, there is drama.
Like where is the hairbrush? We don't know. We're in suspense. Why does Larry need a hairbrush? We're in suspense there too

The Pirates song does not have any suspense. It's suspenseless

@Moxie group

The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything is so repetitive.

LIKE THE HECKING HAIRBRUSH SONG ISN'T?!?!?!

Yes but with the hairbrush one, there is drama.
Like where is the hairbrush? We don't know. We're in suspense. Why does Larry need a hairbrush? We're in suspense there too

The Pirates song does not have any suspense. It's suspenseless

@HighPockets group

The Hairbrush Song, like The Great Gatsby, is symbolic of the great American Dream to always want to possess what we can, regardless of its necessity to us. We see Larry, a bald Cucumber, have his hairbrush given away by Bob, his loyal companion and a Tomato who sees the logic beyond want, to a Peach who has hair and is in need of the brush. Greedy Larry is upset by this, despite his lack of need for the brush, because one of his possessions was given away. The song introduces children to the idea of Want VS Need-

I'm just BSing, can you imagine-

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I have an actual debate topic

Two, actually

  1. Should pornography be illegal?
  2. Euthanasia: Is it humane?

@Pickles group

False, it is the Hairbrush Song

Ah, but the monkey one is entertaining, educational, and silly

Yes but the Hairbrush Song has drama
So does Barbra Manatee
And the Cheeseburger Song actually

Huh maybe I just like drama

The hairbrush song promotes stealing and sharing of personal items. It's not silly. It introduces a new character that is not relevant.. ever

First of all, how dare you
Second of all, what about the other two?

Barbara manatee is, objectively, weird af. He's singing to a manatee on a TV show inside of a show, and he's a little more pitchy than usual, ngl
The cheeseburger one. How can you enjoy something where silly songs was CANCELED?! It's possibly one of the worst. It's really annoying

@Moxie group

The Hairbrush Song, like The Great Gatsby, is symbolic of the great American Dream to always want to possess what we can, regardless of its necessity to us. We see Larry, a bald Cucumber, have his hairbrush given away by Bob, his loyal companion and a Tomato who sees the logic beyond want, to a Peach who has hair and is in need of the brush. Greedy Larry is upset by this, despite his lack of need for the brush, because one of his possessions was given away. The song introduces children to the idea of Want VS Need-

I'm just BSing, can you imagine-

Wait no, keep going

@HighPockets group

The Hairbrush Song, like The Great Gatsby, is symbolic of the great American Dream to always want to possess what we can, regardless of its necessity to us. We see Larry, a bald Cucumber, have his hairbrush given away by Bob, his loyal companion and a Tomato who sees the logic beyond want, to a Peach who has hair and is in need of the brush. Greedy Larry is upset by this, despite his lack of need for the brush, because one of his possessions was given away. The song introduces children to the idea of Want VS Need-

I'm just BSing, can you imagine-

Wait no, keep going

-which to a child is an obvious black and white situation. They want something, so that means it's theirs and only they can have it. As older teenagers and adults, we realize that Bob was in the right with his decision, as Larry didn't need the hairbrush since he was bald and couldn't grow hair, but the Peach, a loyal employee of the IRS, needed it for himself. Bob, while acting a bit rashly, provided a government worker with a necessary provision that his companion did not need to own, for it was useless for him.
Although the question of why they need brushes (as they have no hands) is another one entirely.

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

The Pirates song does not have any suspense. It's suspenseless

I dunno about you but I was on the edge of my seat throughout the song waiting to hear what Larry was going to not do next

And also that fight at the end? What happens next to our boi Captain Crunch??? We may never know!

Plus if the Hairbrush Song had so much suspense, why doesn't it have a movie? Huh?
That's right.
Cause the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything were better.
Fite me.