forum Completely out-of-context quotes.
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@HighPockets group

"Just one question: why man?"
"Cuz you stole my daughter's hymen!"
"That's completely fair, but in my defense; dude, your daughter's hot."

you are my new favorite person

Aw thank you!!
"Yeah. No more fuckin' raisins."

@RainClouds_Itachi_

i have many, but i'll just post them in short bursts i think
(almost all of them are from my older brother)

"the pink sheep is still naked"

"creeper holes"

"you're next pigs, they were laughing but now they're afraid"

"lather me up in that coal dust"

"it's a fetus tree"

@BrennaKadavsky

"It's fine. I wasn't really choking her anyway."
"No, the dark closet in the bathroom."
"Tell that to the rabid earthworms."

@RainClouds_Itachi_

"there's hair in your grass"

"don't touch me you're naked"

"look at all the hands on my finger"

"it's a pear not a fruit"

"i didn't read them, i just put them in my pants ok!"

"my animals tend to change colors"

"would you like a drink of bread?"

"TAKE YOUR DRUGS"

@HighPockets group

"Not that I would ever eat a Lush bath bomb but like, I guess I could understand why people would want to."

Me, after visiting the Lush store in January

@Pickles group

"like good for you Kevin but now you have a slowed down video of fire and i still have a problem"

This sounds like something I would say

@BrennaKadavsky

"No, when they run around without heads on. It's funny."
"You're a goat."
"I'm not choking you for violence, I'm choking you for fun."