@HighPockets group
"Just one question: why man?"
"Cuz you stole my daughter's hymen!"
"That's completely fair, but in my defense; dude, your daughter's hot."you are my new favorite person
Aw thank you!!
"Yeah. No more fuckin' raisins."
"Just one question: why man?"
"Cuz you stole my daughter's hymen!"
"That's completely fair, but in my defense; dude, your daughter's hot."you are my new favorite person
Aw thank you!!
"Yeah. No more fuckin' raisins."
i have many, but i'll just post them in short bursts i think
(almost all of them are from my older brother)
"the pink sheep is still naked"
"creeper holes"
"you're next pigs, they were laughing but now they're afraid"
"lather me up in that coal dust"
"it's a fetus tree"
"It's fine. I wasn't really choking her anyway."
"No, the dark closet in the bathroom."
"Tell that to the rabid earthworms."
I feel like that maybe wasn't a single conversation but that's how I read it and it made it so much better
That works too, though…
"there's hair in your grass"
"don't touch me you're naked"
"look at all the hands on my finger"
"it's a pear not a fruit"
"i didn't read them, i just put them in my pants ok!"
"my animals tend to change colors"
"would you like a drink of bread?"
"TAKE YOUR DRUGS"
“I’m gonna give the Rake a nice surprise when it comes up here.”
"Not that I would ever eat a Lush bath bomb but like, I guess I could understand why people would want to."
"Not that I would ever eat a Lush bath bomb but like, I guess I could understand why people would want to."
Me, after visiting the Lush store in January
"like good for you Kevin but now you have a slowed down video of fire and i still have a problem"
"I'm afraid of it."
"Don't worry, you should be."
"WTF"
"like good for you Kevin but now you have a slowed down video of fire and i still have a problem"
This sounds like something I would say
"Are these my feet?"
"Simon says SHUT THE HECK UP AND EAT YOUR FLIPPING DINO NUGGETS"
(Me when I babysit…)
"Sorry, i was still talking about Twilight fanfic"
"YEET YEET IMMA SUCK YA FEET"
"No, when they run around without heads on. It's funny."
"You're a goat."
"I'm not choking you for violence, I'm choking you for fun."
"YEET YEET IMMA SUCK YA FEET"
I hate that i know people that might say this
"IT'S TIME TO BEAT THE MEAT!!"
"That is some L R L R STOP & DASH & UP & TALK B B A BS"
"Chocolate Bob! Chocolate Bob!"
"hand me the door i want to leave"
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