@The-N-U-T-Cracker
Whether they're from a book, the internet, your cousins, a badly translated sign, whatever. Just scream the quote here without context-
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Completely out-of-context quotes.
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@The-N-U-T-Cracker
(Yes, I'm aware there are multiple similar threads, but those are for inside jokes and quotes from high/middle school students, this is for just… Anything. It's different, okay? hides in the corner of unoriginality)
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"Buying a mattress on a Sunday."
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
GAMEY SWEATER TAG
@BrennaKadavsky
Aren't we all cereal killers?
@Mojack group
Ngl Jerry be lookin kinda thicc
@Pickles group
"she said she'd be a jellyfish"
"she'd be the serial killer jellyfish that no one suspects because she's super quiet but then they'd know after they're all dead"
"global warming. such a mood."
@fruitbatsandearlgrey
"I really enjoyed it when he failed to murder me, but to be honest, it was a bit of a letdown, too."
@BrennaKadavsky
"That's where I learned to be a duck."
Girl 1-"Go sit on a cactus."
Girl 2- "Sit on who? Mike?"
Boy 1(Knows who Mike is aka their mutual friend)- "Waaaaat?"
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"Wtf even is a jellyfish? You can't kill them, they're immortal."
"Dudududududu" wiggles a shirt with flamingos on the front of it happily to a weird tune
@Pickles group
"advanced laser fat removal technology"
@ElderGod-Carrots
while smacking their stomach chanting ONE OF US, ONE OF US
That puddle is bigger then my wang.
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
"You're a moron-"
"YES, I AM MOR-ONWESOME THAN YOU!!!!1!1!11!1111"
@Pickles group
"if I gave you this cookie, how much of your biscuit would you give me?"
"None of it"
"No cookie for you" shoves entire cookie in mouth
@ElderGodSwimwithGamers group
"AMERICA'S ASS IS BEAUTIFUL!!"
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
"AMERICA'S ASS IS BEAUTIFUL!!"
Were you spying on my best friend to get this quote
@ElderGodSwimwithGamers group
"AMERICA'S ASS IS BEAUTIFUL!!"
Were you spying on my best friend to get this quote
XD nope
Spoiler - click to show.
@Pickles group
"wait–how did she not know Tom Holland was British?"
"What- Benedict Cumberbatch plays prostitute in upcoming movie?"
i concern myself
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
"Utterly perfect. Like the word udder. So, you're only perfect by cow standards."
"Have you ever spoken to a cow? Cause let me tell you, they have some pretty high standards"
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
My IQ is easily above 70. Try to test me on tying my shoes or how the Earth is a triangle.
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
“Ahhh, I love drinking DENTIST BALLS”
@Mojack group
“So..voices…come to this side of my head very often?”
@HighPockets group
"Just one question: why man?"
"Cuz you stole my daughter's hymen!"
"That's completely fair, but in my defense; dude, your daughter's hot."
@Pickles group
"Of course it's not an American made car. He came from another planet!"
@fruitbatsandearlgrey
"Just one question: why man?"
"Cuz you stole my daughter's hymen!"
"That's completely fair, but in my defense; dude, your daughter's hot."
you are my new favorite person