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Lock them in a small, dark, and cold room with just enough water and food to survive. do this and watch them slowly go insane.
This one has no blood, but it is very fun to do.
Lock them in a small, dark, and cold room with just enough water and food to survive. do this and watch them slowly go insane.
This one has no blood, but it is very fun to do.
Lock them in a small, dark, and cold room with just enough water and food to survive. do this and watch them slowly go insane.
This one has no blood, but it is very fun to do.
yeeeee imma put that one on my list
Even better. Everything I just said, but coat the thumb tack in iron nitrate or something.
change their autocorrect from their name to diapers.
it worked on the office
Cool, I have some more ones that drive them insane
Even better. Everything I just said, but coat the thumb tack in iron nitrate or something.
yES
pay people to call them Trisha (or something) all day.
Cool, I have some more ones that drive them insane
tell me them
ok guys give me various ways to torture someone without killing them
Freeze their fingers ans toes until frigid… Smash them with a hsmmer, waterboard them with gasoline. Puncture their pain nerves and urethra (too far?) all thst jazz
Send anonymous letters, phone calls, or texts. If the person has to endure a deluge of irritating phone calls asking for the Grammar Hotline (or something more crude), they'll be irritated to the point of having to change their phone number or email.
Post their contact information in public places, maybe even making up ridiculous posters to hang around truck stop restrooms, bars, and other disreputable locations. They'll have a good time fielding calls from weirdos.
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omg yes those are great thnx
Embarrass them publicly. Order offensive materials and have them sent to the person at a compromising time. Order the latest dirty video, or VHS box set of Creation Science DVDs and have it sent to their office, making sure it is delivered to the person at work during a meeting or other important time. Leave the office suite off to make sure the deliveryman has to ask around all over the office park before finding the person.
(but like at school)
Freak them out. Send them something nice, like flowers, but from someone creepy or disreputable. Make sure you place the order anonymously and pay in cash, so if they receive flowers that say, "Your backyard at 123 Smith St. is really comfortable to sleep in" or something else creepy, they'll be terrified.
Being ominous is okay, just don't take it to the next level of creep. Don't actually sleep in their yard or do anything illegal.
Maybe write "Lucifer rises" on their windshield in lipstick, or pile stones in gothic-looking patterns on their front stoop. Make a super-creepy voodoo doll with a picture of their face on the top and leave it in their mailbox. Watch them look sleepy at work the next day from the nightmares you're dishing out.
Lock them in a room where the walls are mirrors and there are standing mirrors all around the room
Oh… We're talking mentally… Oof… OK…
Put their name on every spam mail list ever.
Embarrass them publicly. Order offensive materials and have them sent to the person at a compromising time. Order the latest dirty video, or VHS box set of Creation Science DVDs and have it sent to their office, making sure it is delivered to the person at work during a meeting or other important time. Leave the office suite off to make sure the deliveryman has to ask around all over the office park before finding the person.
(but like at school)
dirty video? feck no he's the biggest pervert.
Oh… We're talking mentally… Oof… OK…
I didn't know we were. Now I don't know…
Put soap on their toothbrush. (If you live with them)
thank you guys
now we can act normal
Did someone say depression and anxiety? This gay female has depression and anxiety and it sucks so much.
I'm sorry. Care to share?
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