What would your character say to you—their author—if they were real people?

Example:

Matthew
“For the love everything that is good in the world, buy me another. F(—)king. Cat. Please.”

Syzen
“Okay, but we can agree that you like astrology because you created me, right?”

Fleura
“I hate my name…”

Narok
“Kid, I would personally beat the crap out of you if wasn’t for the fact that you’re my creator”

@Rainy_is_back

(I love this… I’m totally gonna do this when I have time!)

@StarryWolfy Crazy Procrastinator

Arthur
FUCK YOU
Alex
What he said.
Blaze,
Punches me Same
Skye and Sirus
Now stop fucking with our lives
The rest
BIG AGREE

@spacebluelily

Elizabeth
Are you the person who puts us in life threatening dangers?”

Jackson
Don’t mind her, she says that to everyone in hope of finding the person who puts us in life threatening dangers so she could kill them.

Libra
I for once agree with Elizabeth. I’m tired of constantly getting into dangerous fights, dangerous situations and other dangerous things! I swear if I find that person, I will turn her or him into the most helpless animal in this universe.

Wednesday (Aka me)
You know what, I changed my mind. I no longer wanna go on this ride with you three. I’m just going to teleport you to an island so you can live your lives in a deserted island.

The others start yelling and try to attack Wednesday, but it’s to late. Wednesday teleports them to the deserted island with a snap of her fingers

Elizabeth & Libra
IT WAS HER! DAMN IT! WE COULD’VE KILLED HER!

Jackson
Sigh Why must I be with psychopaths like them?

@RainClouds_Itachi_

Vorex
"make me a normal person again or i'm gonna kill you"

Claudia
"i want 100,000 cats please"

Space
"AM I YOUR FAVORITE? I BETTER BE THE FAVORITE"

Death
"hi :D"

Hazel
"why did you make me short. make me tall. please please please make me tall"

Tyler
"can i have my normal arm back or no? cuz if not then i want a puppy"

Yaedin
"give me Akito as a boyfriend and i'll forgive you for making me not have a mother growing up"

@vidari-is-tired-in-advance

Artimae: Wow, you created us and this universe?! Does that make you a deity? Are you omnipotent? Can you tell my plants I love them?
Kaz: Uh, can you help us out? ‘Cause there are a fair amount of beings here that don’t like us and that’s not very good.
Vidari (the Author): Would it help if I told you that was the whole point?
Kaz. No, sorry. That doesn’t help at all.
Vidari, whispering: (Also you get to date someone. Does that help?)
Kaz: Well, um, thank you for your time. Goodbye now!
Artimae: Can you tell my plants I love them? This is a time sensitive issue and it’s imperative you answer quickly.

@Young-Dusty-the-Monarch-of-Dusteria

Heck this is my worst nightmare lol, none of my characters would have anything good to say to me ^^;

Brandon: "You're my creator?…..Wow. I knew there was a reason I became an atheist."

Mike: "Line up your reasons for torturing me in a row and pray they protect you, because I'm about to start shooting."

Bernon (not to be confused with Brandon): "So….let me get this straight…..you ship my friend and I more than you ship us with our actual spouses, but you still decided not to make the ship canon? Even though it makes way more sense than our painfully contrived relationships with aforementioned spouses??"

Luke: "I notice you're toying with the fate of my missing younger siblings over there….maybe I can help you make up your mind a little faster with this sweet knife–" Error, connection lost

The Dust: "My dear, please do make up your mind. Am I a villain or am I not? I'm sorry to be blunt, but you're favoritism is showing a bit…."

Destroy: LUNGES IN A BLIND RAGE * static* Please hold! We are experiencing technical difficulties :)

Rick: "Well now, friend, I normally ain't the begging type, but can I please please please go back home to my family now so we can all be friends again and not fight anymore cuz I'm missin' them real BAD :("

Burn: "I WANT CHILDREN, I WANT CHILDREN, I WA–"

Boar-back: "Make my doctor friend notice me, he's really hot."

Ok I'm done taking calls now, guhh

@StarryWolfy Crazy Procrastinator

(That one's funny)

Caboose

Gabe: So you created an army of clones just to have me the last of them? And I was born deformed?!
Me: Okay but robot arms are cool and this one's got a laser and a shield.
Gabe: Oh shit you're right. But seriously wtf!
Me: Hey I just thought of cool stories that I thought would be compelling, 9 times out of ten that shit doesn't come back at you as a real universe.
Gabe: Yeah okay but just what the fuck is with the butt plug gun.
Me: Pffftt trust me it's for special emergencies

@Mojack

Sinistra: “A being, so small and powerless, could create something like myself..? This is unlike anything I’ve ever heard of before. And you’ve created other worlds, besides this one? Are you..perhaps the..Red Mountain?”

Malak: “I don’t want to talk to you.”

Croak: “Croak is scared of many things, but you are different. Croak is still scared, yes, but you hold power. Different power. Croak is..respectfully scared of you. Croak hopes that he is a liked character to you.”

Dasmi: “The fact that you created us at one of the lowest points of your life does not make this situation any better. We undergo great suffering, but we also cause suffering in return. And for what? What difference does it make?”

Aserka: “I have trouble understanding you. So you’re basically our creator? Everything I know..was made by you? This war was orchestrated? I would rather have not known you, thank you very much. I will be taking my leave now.”

E23: “And i always thought I was just made in a factory! Wow, this is amazing! Can you tell me about your world?”

Freya: “There are no Kaiju where you come from? They’re not extinct..they didn’t exist in the first place? Arguably, such a world could be good. But to me.. I would rather continue the fight for our rights. Oh..why the hell did you make them dislike us in the first place?”

T.M.C: “Could’ve lived a nice, simple life, nice easy mission— but no, you have to come along and make things all difficult. Are you happy now?”

@ElderGodSwimwithGamers

slams notebook on table
Ah yes, the thing I've been thinking about for the past… year?

Hinata: "Wait wait wait wait wait- You're the fucker who literally destroys everyone I love? Fuck you, fuck your rules, let me die already!!"

Ash: Incoherent screaming in my ears

Akira: nervous laughter "You like me, right? Right?"

Jonathan Minett: slams small fist on table "FIND ME BETTER TRAVEL COMPANIONS."

Alex: "Why didn't you just make me a boy? Tearing up Why do I have to have the wrong body type?"

Sam: "So, you're the psycho who made me. Aight."

@faltering_through

Jake: "can i have a stabby stabby at you?"
.
.
.
"since you asked nicely."

Jen: "can i have world peace? i knOW YOU CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN, I'M DESPERAT-" gets snatched by some unknown creature
Casimir stares with murderous eyes
Aaron: "you know, you could have just killed off my parents instead of making them assholes, but im gussing that's a personal preference."
Rae: "okay, so first, i want two more motorcycles, my father back, a nice warm meal, and a small fluffy doggo…oh and also, a milkshake, some fries, maybe a burger-" gets cut off
_{_{"IM NOT HERE TO ORDER YOU FOOD"}}

Brett takes off intimidating mask "i just have one tiny favor to ask…MAKE ME RICH"
Ezekiel: "delete him." points at Brett

sweats nervously in the distance

Niveus: "i've never met you before, but thanks for my child, i really love her- !"
_{_{whispers " i am not your only father-"}}

Andre: "give me normal friends before i kill off your main character." cocks gun at Jake "Do not test me."

@south-is-a-tad-bit-outraged

just my entire squad:
are you the reason I have ptsd?

@CasiCasino

Sora
“I’m not FUCKING gay so stop shipping me with those fuckers I work with!!”

Ichika
“Clearly I’m your lovechild judging from how strong you made me… and how miserable my past was as well”

Kazumi
“Hey you, yes you!! Why did you make me so damn clumsy?! I’m the oldest of the group here you know?”

Naoki
“You can come chill in Hell with me as the sin you’ve committed by killing everyone dear to me is already high enough to send you down three layers deeper than myself”

Eisuke
“I was made primarily for Yaoi shipping wasn’t I…?”
_{_{I’m sorry Eisuke, it must be done}}

@Celestial-Burst

Ivy: Ok but like, why? Why tf did you have to make me so pale??
Kai: Did you have to make my family evil? Like you could have chose any other family.
Forrest:: You’re so mean to me. Wtf did I do to you to make you be so evil to me???
Fern: I like you! You gave me the power I wanted! Thanks!
Rain: PLEASE LET ME SLEEP. I CANT DO IT ANYMORE.
Ebony: I swear if you touch my brother again I’m gonna- HEY! Are you listening to me???
Cedar: I just wanna go home.

@RoseWrites

Me: So, like, I don't quite know how exactly your wristband works yet, but you should be able to hear me through vibrations.

Odile: Um… why can't you just give me the ability to hear like a normal human being?

Me: because… plot.

Odile: … You're gonna kill me off aren't you?

Me: AHAHAHA… heheh… ummm… maybe?

@StarryWolfy Crazy Procrastinator

(This is awesome, I'm gonna post a few more chara's at some point.)

@knikols

Alice: Why so many sports, I mean fun but, so many.
Me: To make you better at things and other sports.
Alice: But so many sports
Me: You enjoy them all, they will be relevant at some point I swear.
Alice: Ok but more cats. And I want Alex with me.
Me: DEAL
Me: I mean that was the plan anyway so you know that works. . .

Alex: So am I dating Alice or not?
Me: You are best friends who act like a couple
Alex: Ok but are we dating?
Me:
Me: Maybe.
Me: Ok, yes but slooooooow.

Kyle: Do I have to be an assassin?
Me: YES
Kyle: WHYYYYYY
Me: FOR PLOT
Kyle: At least give me better friends
Me: Geeze you really do put the SASS in Assassin

@StarryWolfy Crazy Procrastinator

Luminero: Why did you have to make me be the exception to every magic rule?
Me: PLOT. And it's fun.

Firiko: FUCK YOU. Why the fuck did you have to leave me comatose in FREAKING PLANT for the first ten years of my life???
Me: Well would you rather be dead?
Firiko: NO, but STILL.
Luminero: Bro, that's what you're mad about???????
Firiko: I'll have you know I rather like the Primal.
(The primal is my version of the death jungle every world has in some corner)

Silverado: Why did you have to kill my parents?
Me: Plot.
Silverado: Exasperated sigh

Rio: Why does my brother have to be a jerk?
Me: DRAMA
Rashe (The brother): I'm not a jerk, I'm socially inept.
Rio: Jerk.

Rykah: I hate you.
Me: That's actually fair.
Rykah: Cuddle me?
Me: Sure, Cuddles him

Eclipse: I should hate you, but you gave me cool powers!!
Me: You're welcome.

@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town