Keith
"I have nothing to say to you."
Tina
"Has the world of the living changed much without me?"
Bonica
Barks
Nadia
"Do you have anything to eat? I'm so hungry? Please…"
Orla
"YOU'RE ONE OF THEM DEMONS AIN'T YA? I'LL KILL YOU!"
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Zenith: I'm sorry, what? I thought Marcus made me? That's why I hate him so much? * pulls out katana * You miserable son of a- * static *
Katsumi: … Thanks for giving me a wife, I guess. Could you torment Zenith more? I feel like there's more room for Zenith to be tormented.
Crystal: But you're a child????????
John: Oh my god I'm just the cliche love interest character!
Jayden: Please stop shipping me with Zenith you made me aromantic-
Marcus: It's a pleasure! If it's not too much a trouble, could you return Zenith to me? Since you are also his creator, I'm sure you understand why I want him back. If not, I completely understand. Thank you for your time, Creator.
(And somehow, Marcus is the antagonist)
Azrael Reaper: Hey kid
Allison Mercy: What the FUCK is my plotline??? Why am I so undeveloped plot-wise?
Scarlet Reaper: Why am I not involved more?
Adam Light: Really? How many antagonists do you need?
Chris Copper: Why is it I die? Why does the gay one die?
War: Make me more involved, asshole.
Faith Smith: Why is my only reason to exist is to be a love interest?
Rachel Mercy: I would END you if it weren't for the fact that you're the creator
Literally all of my characters, in unison: Please, stop.
Many of my characters, but most likely Crispin: What the hell is wrong with you?
Me: ¯\(ツ)/¯
Matthew: Was all this necessary?
Me: Well, the alternative was killing you off, so you tell me.
Ara: *He doesn't actually say anything, he just gives me a judgemental glare from across the room*
Scott: I don't believe in you. God isn't real, and neither are omnipresent writers.
(Something about the plot of her story might disagree with that, but ok)
Ella: OH MY GOD MY WORST NIGHTMARE
(She's a writer as well, and would be very scared about what I would be putting her through)
Titan: …
(He can't talk, but he'd probably either give me a hug like the lil bab he is, or murder me with his bare hands, depending on what I do to his family.)
Ram: WHY. I Didn't have to exist. My plot didn't have to happen. Anthony didn't have to die. You didn't have to kill Cal like that. Osric didn't have to hate Itha. Carson didn't have to lose an arm. Mehri didn't have to tell us that horrifying story, oh my God, you had so many chances to NOT.
Itha: Dude, thanks for giving me sick luck powers, I guess, but can you like, take back everything else?
Silverlake: Why did you give Itha terrifying luck powers? Don't you know I'm a logic person? Do you not care about my sanity?
Everyone from Weapon Twenty-Four Trilogy: WHY DID YOU MAKE IT A COMEDY???!!