Flippers: Thank you. (dies)
Sensei: Oh. This is an unexpected plot twist.
Lifevest: If you're gonna kill me at least do it right. (takes knife out, readjusts it and stabs herself) That's how you do it dumbass.
Headlamp: What? When did you get a knife? AND WHEN DID YOU STAB ME OH MY GOD
Zip: (grabs knife before it hits her, turns it around and stabs the stabber) That's what you get for messing with me you sick son of a b**ch
Guard: (no reaction. takes her own knife out and stabs the stabber)
Circle: WHAT? This seems a little excessive!
Beret: (looks at knife in back and sighs) It seems to happen / When people least expect it / Death waits for no one.
Three: (shrugs and continues to kick ass, after she annihilates her enemy, she nonchalantly takes the knife from her and carries on her day)
Four: Knife to meet you HAHAHAHAH- (dies)
Eight: (opens coat, looks over her selection of 40+ knives in there, picks one out and stabs the stabber. takes the knife out of her and puts in an empty spot in her coat) This ain't my first rodeo.
Ten: tell Four I love him (dramatically falls to the ground, while Three takes the knife from his shirt that barely grazed him)
Valorie: "Thank you."
Bailey: "Huh…" -pulls out the knife/sword/whatever he was stabbed with- "Can I eat this?"
Chester: ….. sigh
Lincoln: You should pull this out when you leave, if you don't I'll lose less blood.
Oscar: Stop that. punches the attacker
Harli: looks down at the stab wound, grabs the knife, pulls it out and gives it back to the attacker. He then gives them a sympathetic look, like "sorry it didn't work"
Landers: Oooh. I've got one of these. gestures to the items used to stab him But yours is newer. Can I have it when your done?
The prince: You idiotic living being, I cannot be killed by a mere stabbing…. Agh, but.. it.. does hurt…. a lot… Crumples to the ground
Cryrine: "Really, you insignificant toaster" takes knife out "let me show you how to do it." Stabs knife into other person, laughing as she walks to the medic.
Violet: "tell my father I love him, oh and Cyrine" Dies.
Grandma Robin: "Finally, tell that sh** head i hate her." Dies
Gavin, softly: "Eye- but that's not even surgical steel, what are you doing you absolute clod, you fool, you imbecile, you ignoramus-" proceeds to go on a 2-hour tangent of calling you stupid
Eliam: Blinks a bit, looking at the knife
Normally I'm the one stabbing myself…but getting stabbed by another…
Chilling grin crosses features
I must say it is quite…arousing
Fuego: Glares back at wouldbe attacker
Stupid human, your blade is nothing against my scales!
Would then proceed to incinerate the attacker
Ragnor: Ah fuck…every damn time…
Rhath: Hovering over whoever stabbed them, being huge even in human form
Awww, cute…you see, my body produces burning, dark red blood
But wait…oh…OHOHOHOHOH!!!! I'M QUITE CURIOUS WHAT COLOR OF JUICE WILL POUR FROM YOUR SKULL!
Would then proceed to crack open the attackers skull
(Rhath's reaction is both hilarious and terrifying, love that chaotic energy)
Syn: Rude! Take that back!
Nyx: What did you think that would do? I am an all powerful spiritual being!
Myst: Oh shit!
Zero: Whatevz
Uinim: UGH. Not again.
Vozreal: You should've gone for the head.
THANOS?!?!?!?!
(cries while i remember doctor strange and peter getting snapped away ;-;)
"No, Mr.Stark i dont wannna go…"
"No, Mr.Stark i dont wannna go…"
why would you remind me of that ;-;
Aster: Damnit, I can't die.
Sain: Can I keep this?
Sora: You missed my vital organs.
Star: deadpanning Oh no. How sad. I'm going to die now.
Luné: You are aware that you've stabbed a spirit, correct? I. Can't. Die.
aeolus: ah. well. i seem to be your sword's chosen sheath.
iro: it-… it sword of seems like you have a problem with me..
bishop: sword???? that's a sword????? you stabbed me with a sword??
dallas: stares for a solid minute before pulling the blade out and handing it back, you dropped something
aethex: !!! ! ! !! ! ! ! ! !!!!!! ! !
Berry: Fuck you. FUCK YOU. MCR FINALLY gets back togther and you do this to me??? Fuck you! No! NO! I will NOT accept this!!! When your bitch ass goes to hell I'll fucking find you and I'll kick your FUCKING ASS!!! cough cough dies
Lincoln: "Huh." Looks at knife "HOLY SHI-" passes out
Imma do this with my main ocs now :)
Brey- Eh, fair enough
Naku- All around me are familiar faces…….
Pylam- No thanks, I'm allergic
Elest- this can't keep happening
Hayba- Rude
Adim- Are you going to want this back or can I keep this?
Akolie- THANK YOU
Kelai: haha, can I keep this
Nathaniel: crying I-I guess I probably had this coming but Ilya/Zedd isn't going to be happy with you…
Cas: Fucking finally
Nix: Did I do something wrong?
Ario: Weird to be on this end of one of these things…
Lloyd: Rude
Remi: bItCH?
Scipio: Hey, that's my job :(
Cerulean: incoherent sobbing and shaking
Liese: Wait, I don't want this…
Alistair: Owie :'(
Axis: Um… I think you dropped this??
Beleth: Please…not like this…
Leyak: inserts her knife into the attackers throat Fuck you too!
Mastema: It looks like you missed.
Zero: You aren't taking me alive.
Sixty-Six: You can't hurt me anymore.
Anarchy: You can't kill a killer.
Vex: text not found
Cerulean: incoherent sobbing and shaking
(Insert shocked pickatu face here)
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