forum What would your character say if stabbed?
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@lxvender_darling language

If my character was the one to be stabbed:
"Oo- Sharp pointy thing- Can you do it again?" XD-
If they were the one stabbing the person:
(uwu stabs the being) "Do me a favor and hold this for like- a while, okay?"

@spacebluelily language

Gwendolyn: Huh, so this is how I die. Alright then, be prepared for my dads to come after you and murder you.

Murderer: It's not like they're going to find me.

Gwendolyn: One is a police officer and the other is literally the government who has access to pretty much everything, even the surveillance cameras. Oh, look, here they come now.

DID HE STAB MY DAUGHTER? I'M GOING TO MURDER HIM is heard from both dads. Murderer better run, they look quite scary. Oh, my. One is holding a gun.

@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

Azami: Really?

Jax: Captain, help!

Peregrine: Cute.

Estella: Finally!

Teigi: Well, now I know what it feels like to be stabbed, this is useful.
He's the writer in all of us

Tori: I'm not dying yet!

@Kefi

Neryn: Screams for help, tries to get to safety.
Taesun: kills the stabber and gets medical attention
Meo/Phidel: aren't used to getting paper cuts. Would probably die immediately.
Hana: Curses the stabber out thoroughly, has the guy arrested. A 3:00 stabbing is no reason not to get to her 3:30 meeting. Probably doesn't try to get medical attention until she passes out from blood loss.
Lakora: Wears his armor literally everywhere, good luck with that fam

@spacebluelily language

Rosamund: You stabbed me. You should've stabbed me in the heart if you wanted to kill me. Or you could've just cut my wrists. Are you an idiot? Do you not know how to murder someone? I swear that psychopath my father had to deal with is better with this than you. Even my aunt, who was locked up on an island since she was a child is way better at murdering someone than you.

@Young-Dusty-the-Monarch-of-Dusteria group

The Dust: At last! Now's my chance! Gleefully spends the next ten minutes acting out the most dramatic, over-the-top, fake-looking death ever, then sits up and asks the murderer if he looked cool
Mike: Doesn't say anything, just leaves the knife where it is and stabs his attacker right back
Vali: I was kind of hoping you'd be more creative than this.
Morgan: I wouldn't even be mad except this was my FAVORITE OUTFIT
Snitch: Hisses like a wild animal and headbutts her attacker in the nose
Boar-back: You didn't even stab correctly. Look at this mess. You should've aimed under my ribs or through my neck or something, but you didn't and now I'm gonna unscrew your head from your body while you're unarmed.
Ruin: Very politely and meekly hands the knife back Here, I think this is yours?
Rick: Completely unoffended I'm sorry, did I do somethin' to upset you? You coulda jus' said so, instead of stickin' me with that there lovely little knife you got….
Saffron: Looks confused, then carefully says 'ow' so nobody realizes she isn't human
Sorina: You call that a knife? Picks up chainsaw THIS is a knife.

@Young-Dusty-the-Monarch-of-Dusteria group

Rosamund: You stabbed me. You should've stabbed me in the heart if you wanted to kill me. Or you could've just cut my wrists. Are you an idiot? Do you not know how to murderer someone? I swear, that pyscopath my father had to deal with is better with this than you. Even my aunt, who was locked up in an island since a child is better at murdering someone than you.

Lol Rosamund and my character Boar-back had the same thought process XD

@spacebluelily language

Rosamund: You stabbed me. You should've stabbed me in the heart if you wanted to kill me. Or you could've just cut my wrists. Are you an idiot? Do you not know how to murderer someone? I swear, that pyscopath my father had to deal with is better with this than you. Even my aunt, who was locked up in an island since a child is better at murdering someone than you.

Lol Rosamund and my character Boar-back had the same thought process XD

Great minds think alike. But I like Rosamund a bit more than others because she's always correcting people and when someone does something wrong (doesn't matter if it stabbing someone or doing a simple task) she just pretty much insults them. I have so much fun writing her.

@Young-Dusty-the-Monarch-of-Dusteria group

Rosamund: You stabbed me. You should've stabbed me in the heart if you wanted to kill me. Or you could've just cut my wrists. Are you an idiot? Do you not know how to murderer someone? I swear, that pyscopath my father had to deal with is better with this than you. Even my aunt, who was locked up in an island since a child is better at murdering someone than you.

Lol Rosamund and my character Boar-back had the same thought process XD

Great minds think alike. But I like Rosamund a bit more than others because she's always correcting people and when someone does something wrong (doesn't matter if it stabbing someone or doing a simple task) she just pretty much insults them. I have so much fun writing her.

Haha yeah, sometimes the obnoxious characters are the most entertaining, against all odds ^^;

@spacebluelily language

Rosamund: You stabbed me. You should've stabbed me in the heart if you wanted to kill me. Or you could've just cut my wrists. Are you an idiot? Do you not know how to murderer someone? I swear, that pyscopath my father had to deal with is better with this than you. Even my aunt, who was locked up in an island since a child is better at murdering someone than you.

Lol Rosamund and my character Boar-back had the same thought process XD

Great minds think alike. But I like Rosamund a bit more than others because she's always correcting people and when someone does something wrong (doesn't matter if it stabbing someone or doing a simple task) she just pretty much insults them. I have so much fun writing her.

Haha yeah, sometimes the obnoxious characters are the most entertaining, against all odds ^^;

Mhm!

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Emperor: N-Pacer take care of Prinz for me. (dies)
Eging-Jr: Wait hold on just a second hold on not now please no LOL is this how i die? No… wait (dies)
Prinz: Well it was fun while it lasted(hes smol 14 yearold bean) (Dies)
N-Pacer: Well dang it would ya look at that. Bye guys I hated life anyways especially you Eging. (dies)
Laceless: I dont wanna go. Not yet please no I love you Pr- (dies)
Goggles: Wait what?! Ho up this ain't right I cant die im immo- (dies)
Specs: DAMMMIT! (dies)
Headphones: Well I knew it was gonna be one day (dies)
Bobble Hat: (laughs until she dies.)
Rider: OH !@#$%^&()(&^%$#@!@#$%^&()(&^%$#@#$%^&*() (dies)
Aloha: BYE YALL IM OFF TO HELL (dies)
Army: This…isn't…in my… manual(dies)
Skull: Hmm… (dies)
Mask: Bout time (dies)
Vintage: (looks at dagger in his stomach) "Well okay then" (dies)
Omega: No… (dies)
Red-Sole: (Laughs for a bit) Oh wait im actully dieing. (dies)
Double Egg: TrY mE (dies)
Forge: Oh no. (thinks of Army) Im sorry I let you down, sir. (dies)
White: NO!!! NOT YET IM NOT READY TO DIE! (dies)
Blue: Oh crap WTC im done with life already? Dang (dies)
Aviators: Oh shoot. Well I left all my life savings under the r- (dies)
Designer: I so sowwy fo evwy fing ive done. (dies)
Snorkel: ALOHA STAB YOURSELF RIGHT NOW IM DYING! (Aloha in the distance stabs himself) (dies)
Jungle Hat: I HATE YOU ALOHA (dies)
(Theres more thats all i can think of right now.)

@spacebluelily language

Jack: So, this is the way I'm going to die, huh? I always thought I was going to die in an asylum or my husband shooting me not knowing it was me. I'm sorry, is this weirding you out? Well, I don't give a fuck. I am a highly unstable person and I pretty much ruined my life, plus countless other lives in this city. Heck, I'm the criminal all the police officers hate. Do you know how many people I've killed? Of course, you don't. I doubt you even recognize me. I am feared by all, and then here you come and stab me, WHILE I AM ON VACATION! RUDE!

@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

Azami: Really?

Jax: Captain, help!

Peregrine: Cute.

Estella: Finally!

Teigi: Well, now I know what it feels like to be stabbed, this is useful.
He's the writer in all of us

Tori: I'm not dying yet!

I take back my previous statement for Estella, I came up with a better one.

Estella, using her powers to amplify her voice as she sinks to the ground: mmmm whatcha sayyyyyy

@spacebluelily language

I take back my previous statement for Estella, I came up with a better one.

Estella, using her powers to amplify her voice as she sinks to the ground: mmmm whatcha sayyyyyy

xD

@ClownB*tch eco

im only gonna do my socipaths and pychopaths

James (sociopath and sadist): "What a pity, it seems some one doesn't understand that I'm in charge here…. hmmm…. We'll have to do something about that won't we, bunny~"

Sam (sociopath): "Your turn!" or he might say "Again"

Lee (psychopath): "Thanks, now I won't have to kill myself." smiles adorably

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Vozreal: You should've gone for the head.
Azrael: Oh, okay.
Allison: Whatever…