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Shea: "Bold of you to assume there is a plan."
Paisley: "I have way too much responsibility than I should, but do I complain? Absolutely."
Shea: "Bold of you to assume there is a plan."
Paisley: "I have way too much responsibility than I should, but do I complain? Absolutely."
((Your quotes are gold))
Bade, to Sarai: "You don't know what kind of man you're dealing with."
Sarai: "…The injured kind."
Quill: "What if I mix Doritos with the ravioli? Does it become Chef BoyarDoritos? Ravoritos?"
Quill, to Del: "Where are you going?"
Del: "To find something that can end my misery. Like a gun, maybe."
These are much more entertaining in-context, and considering I have over 113 characters, I have a LOT of quotes… :')
Bro, I have like dozens of Fandom OCs and even more characters in novels. S'more of my favorites are:
Zri-Akiah (My Star Wars OC): "They say the Dark Side is tempting, but the only thing tempting me right now is that big bag of meiloorun fruits."
Bianca: "You better run before I change my mind."
Ava: "I just took a bullet for you, I recommend that you stop talking before I shoot one at you."
These are legit epic. I don't really have many fandom ocs anymore, though I used to have a crap ton of Marvel ones. Most of my ocs now are directly from my overly-complicated universe that I've spent years world-building on.
Bronx: "It's fine. A little overdose never hurt anybody."
I have like 9 Marvel OCs, a CRAPTON (well over 30) of Ninjago OCs (yes I love that show, funky lil lego ninjas), a Harry Potter OC, a Star Wars OC, and so many more. However, I do have original ideas and I do have characters that are non-fandom.
Paisley Adams-Bucket (haha I love her last name): "Did you just call me Wizard Bucket?"
Bianca to Dove: "You've betrayed me at least sixteen times, but then you betrayed the people you're working with, then betray me again. Right?"
Dove: "I lost count after twenty-seven betrayals."
Jeb to Chrimson: "How tall are you?"
Chrimson: "Six feet, nine inches. How tall are you?"
Jeb: "I am four feet, five inches, and seven eighths and I will destroy you."
I approve of all of this. You, my friend, are a wise soul. XD
Thank you my friend, I approve of all of your work as well. XD
((Popping in here…))
Maleah: "You dragons are so simple. It's either one of three things: Horny, hungry, or hibernating. And you can't argue with me about that."
Ronan, Nikolas, Theresa: "… Well shit"
Kaiti: "Why the hell can't I learn Italian? I'm doomed to be bi. Bilingual, bisexual, bipolar, and biracial."
Theresa: "Tragic."
Cinthia: "There are two rules to anything terrible in this world."
Nikolas: "What's that?"
C: "Don't let it consume you."
N: "…That… That's only one."
C: "One with two meanings. Don't let it kill you, and don't let it control you."
N: "Control?"
C: "Any person of power can be controlled by which they believe they are in control of."
Cinthia: "So what colors were you thinking for your wedding? I've got a list here of the most aesthetic–"
Lily and Rhydar after sharing one look: "G R E E N"
Cinthia sighs and mutters as she closes her folder: "There goes my list."
Demitri in the background, snickering.
Cinthia: "Shut the hell up bat boy."
All Theresa:
"Relax, bella. I'm not going to let you fall to your death. If I do that, I don't get paid. And we can't have that."
“For a Romeo, you’re lacking quite a bit of charm."
"People keep asking me what it's like to be 'adopted' by a mafia crime family, and I say it's quite interesting with a dash of entertaining. They ask if it's because of all the crime and whatnot, and… No? It's not? Well, yes, but no. They're all fucking dorks, and I love them to bits."
"I'm 5'8 and heavy as shit. Don't test me."
"You can't break what's already been shattered."
Cinthia: "Tessa–"
Theresa: "Kill him?"
C: "No."
T: "Well that's no fun."
All Cinthia:
"I'd rather avoid the crowded clusterfuck of people."
"I drew attention to myself the moment I was born. Might as well make use of it and remind the nobles why I even bother showing up to the council meetings. Sharp blade, I always say, can never amount to a sharp tongue. Both brutal, but one is far more elegant and, more often than not, productive. And the looks on their faces are much more entertaining."
"What are you going to do about it then? Kill me?"- Crispin to his father who is definitely going to try to kill him.
Kit: You're blackmailing me?
Alexander: I wouldn't call it that, per se.
Kit: What would you call it then?
Alexander: You could say that I’m just coercing you into making a decision.
Kit: With a knife.
Kit: Are you working for my uncle?
Kit: By the way, if you lie to me and I find out about it, I swear I will report you to my father and I’ll make sure that–
Audrey: I’m not working for your uncle. On the contrary, I saved your life. I brought you here so that you’d be safe. Do you think that’s what your uncle would have wanted? He wants you dead. If I was working for him I would have had plenty of time to do the deed. But here you are, still alive. With all your stuff, I might add. Quite frankly, I’m a bit offended you had to ask.
Gerard: I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! It's just been a long day, that's all.
Eva: It's not even noon yet.
Kit: I also want to make sure that Gerard isn’t getting too overwhelmed with his workload. He’s been pretty stressed lately, hasn’t he?
Caleb: I think the answer to that is always yes, regardless of everything that's been going on.
Leo, to Gerard: Your determination to make sure that this does not happen is admirable, but also incredibly irritating.
Bade, to Sarai: "You don't know what kind of man you're dealing with."
Sarai: "…The injured kind."
ICONIC
Zenith, after getting cornered by like fifty armed soldiers who want to kill him: "Uh… nice weather we're having?"
(Context: Haydn was just possessed by Nathan.)
NATHAN/HAYDN: Oh, man. I forgot how much of a bitch you are!
VALERIE: I- sputtering I’m not a bitch! How can you forget something that isn’t true!?
NATHAN/HAYDN: Oh, is it so hard to believe someone could hate you? Angry Is it SO HARD TO IMAGINE THAT SOMEONE WOULD SEE THROUGH YOU?! SEE THAT YOU ARE A MANIPULATIVE ASSHOLE WHO USES PEOPLE FOR HER OWN GAIN?!
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MADI: Wait, what? No, I said that as a joke. Are you telling me we’re staying in a LEGIT haunted house?
VALERIE: I think so…
MADI: Oh my god we ARE in an episode of Supernatural.
VALERIE: If we’re in Supernatural, where’s the hot guy to come save us?!
NATHAN/HAYDN enter.
VALERIE: I said a HOT GUY to SAVE us!
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ANDY: As much as I wanna know why we’re slapping Haydn, I think we have bigger problems.
VALERIE: No shit, Sherlock.
ANDY: Fuck off, Watson.
MADI: Guys, can we focus?
ANDY: Fine. What the hell is going on?
VALERIE: Oh, Madi and I are pretty sure we’re in a haunted house-
ANDY: I am so glad we all vetoed Ouija
MADI: I second that.
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APP: Starting game. Ha-
ALEXIS: Computer! Truth or Dare?
Silence
APP: Excuse me?
ALEXIS: I said, Computer. Truth or Dare?
Silence
HANNAH: Holy cow.
MORDECAI: Alexis, you crazy lesbian.
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MORDECAI: Can I just say that this is quickly become the plot of like, a D-list horror movie? And we’re all the ones that die first?
ALEXIS: Well, yeah.
HANNAH: I’m not stupid.
ALEXIS: Besides if we’re all the ones that die first, it cancels out.
MORDECAI: This is a terrible idea. I’m in.
Ember: "Really? A fuckin' triangle?"
Addressing Bill Cipher
Bade, to Sarai: "You don't know what kind of man you're dealing with."
Sarai: "…The injured kind."ICONIC
Aha, thank you! One of my personal favorites.
Luke: "Just tell me one thing."
Naomi: "Fine."
L: "Did I ever stand a chance to be yours?"
N: "That's the sad part. You did, once."
Scarlet: "I'M THE ANTICHRIST!"
Samantha: "No you're not."
Naberius: "Fuck yo police…they tasted absolutely disgusting and gave me the worse stomach-ache I've ever had in…I don't even fucking remember."
Rogue: "NONONONO!!!! IT'S MY SHINY! ALL MINE! GEETT AAAWWWAAAYYYY!"
Striker: "…on some rocks…she had me in the mud…guess you could say she didn't pick the best places to have us…not to mention nearly a mile or so drop…but then, being behemoths…we're pretty big anyways…"
Rhath: "I wonder what color of juice will spill out of your skull once I crack it open…let's find out!"
Yolkendov: "If you can't stand the heat, get the fuck out of my face then."
Kaguya: "Do your kind always assume that if a beast is on the heavier side and appears more masculine, that they are indeed male? Well, newsflash asshole, I'm female."
Vozreal: How cute. You can't defeat me.
Jesus: There's a special place in Hell for you!
Vozreal: I know, it's called the throne.
Anya: Radiation doesn’t give you superpowers. Trust me, I would know.
Jones: Oh boy, oh boy..they’re breaching the tower, and I’m at the very top of it all without a weapon. Why did I jump out, again?
Janik: Cora— Do not die on me, that is an order.
Ulwazi: I would not advise doing that, Wenzile. For a species that has existed for less than a quarter of the time I have been around, they are remarkably…chaotic.
Saha: There are few that earned my ire. You, however..you have definitely earned it. Every single drop of blood from here on out is on your hands.
Mikhail: "We all start from nothing. Just as the moon starts anew, so do our lives. Our lives then wane, eventually coming to an end."
Mortality: "Veturius…don't you have something better to do, like going and being a good little pet to your Goddess?"
Jun (short version of full name): "Cain lives hand in hand with both good and evil. Yet he believes in neither…"
Tharramin: "Interesting little trick human. Wonder if you would last more than 10 seconds if you breathed in my poison. The ones that die too quickly are such boring playthings."
Alexandra Blade: “Who said you could die… NOT ME BITCH!”
Bit of context, this character is the product of a secret relationship between a notorious villain and a hero but nobody really knows yet except for the guy she's talking to. Idk why but I always felt it was one of her cooler responses
Toshi: "I just have one question before you go. Why do you want to be a hero?"
Arashi: "I don't want to be a hero. I just have some things to fix."
Those are some of my main antagonist's quotes. He had an unorthodox approach to certain matters.
(To his nephew:) "In the flawed democracy, the weakness is also its strength. I talk about numbers… Lots of them. Where is a wise man there will be a hundred fools to outvote him. You should seize the majority and keep them at your side and listen to the voice of minority to prevent losing the throne."
(To his second-in-command:) "Humans are just animals ready to kill each other given the opportunity and reason. This trait is what I exploit during my conquest for peace."
(To the Protagonists' leader:) "Empires were built not BY but FOR Emperors to shape. By who? By slaves naturally. This is the fate of those who oppose me. And soon… yours and you precious… little… soldiers. At least that's who they are before I'm done you see."
(To the one of protagonists who's hugging the body of his recently killed fiancée:) "Just like in the tale of the Romeo and Juliet. Compassion and attachment only lead to vulnerability that is but a slow and yet certain death penalty."
(In the middle of conversation about his overconfident subordinate:) "Seemingly invincible lose to the powerless not because of overconfidence but because of circumstances led by inability to understand, comprehend even, the factors that make their weaklings of opponents whole. Factors that were denied to them by others or by themselves."
(To the protagonist who tried to fight him alone:)
"How does it feel to be under foot of man who defeated you? How does it feel to lose to one separated from his army, servants, guards and underlings? What is the fleeting feeling of defeat from the hands of a man who is far more broken than you… By just standing over you I can feast on your humiliation."
(Another quote from the aforementioned fight:)
"I am impressed. My other playthings, your 'friends' or my 'victims' as you said, last maybe seconds. You did the impossible and survived my assault for half a minute. As a reward… I'll no longer go for throat and heart. I'll going for your spine and then I'll see you suffer while crawling to where you were born."
I just noticed two mistakes:
Dan: Well since were all gonna die, I’m gonna tell you my secret. … I’m Gay! Why is none reacting?
Thomas: Because it’s quite obvious
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