forum Tabloid/newspaper headlines for your characters

Started December 24, 2019 by @Young-Dusty-the-Monarch-of-Dusteria group

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Examples:

Retired Actor Donnatien Briar Responds to Accusations of Immortality: "Nice try, but where's your proof?"

Adoptive Father of 16 Children Undergoing FBI Investigation

INSIDER STORY: The Goddess of Light's scandalous secret past with the God of Nature! Her heartbreaking confession….his vanishing act….. "My first pregnancy, and it was quadruplets." PLUS a peek at their kids all grown up!

Local Teen Caught Snapchatting Their Attempted Bank Robbery, Disappears Into thin Air Moments Later

Have fun! I might add more of my own later, but for now I gotta run

Shady Government Agent for S.I.E.D. gives reason for stabbing suspect to death: The guy had a gun on me and I had a knife and he says "What're you gonna do stab me?"

Teenage boy dissappears while searching for his missing step sister

NYPD Rogues Gallery: Hero detective arrests 5 dangerously powered juvenile delinquents

Parental abusers meet their end when their daughter finds the family shotgun

These are just the news clips, you're right it is fun to think about how the outside world sees your stories events.

Elementary Schooler Tackles A Teenager For Calling Her Short
"I'M 15!!!" Screamed The Elementary Schooler As Some Other Teenagers Pulled Her Off. "5'1/2" IS NOT THAT SHORT" As she was pulled away from the scene.

An Elementary Schooler Helps Her High Schools Volleyball Team Make It To Nationals
"I go to this school! I swear I'm 15!"

(Both of these are for the same character)

Ten Year Old Female Mysteriously Goes Missing, Presumably With Baby Sister After Tragic Car Crash, Killing All But Girl and Her Baby Sister

Savior of the world is FAKE! Recent news reports say sister true hero.
When Sorace defeat the Traprodos, Morlus, all at the scene agreed that he had, indeed, saved the day. Now new reports are coming in from one who calls herself Orena the Scribe. “It wasn’t really him,” she states, “it was only coincidence that he struck right as the death god disappeared. His sister had already struck the fatal blow, as the prophecy foretold. It was only a long lasting misunderstanding that convinced the people he was the chosen one. Unfortunately they remain illusioned to this day.”

Causer of the Great San Francisco Earthquake says it was an accident. Blames nemesis.
Citizens still remember the tragic event that killed thousands. Young god, Soáki, says it was not an action with any malevolence involved. “I lost control,” he said, reportedly swiping at a tear as he spoke. “All I was trying to do was stop another god from doing what had been illegal for the past thousand years.” Since reports state that Soáki has worked hard to keep his powers in check; going as far as becoming a vigilante in order to keep control.

Two best friend insist they are NOT GAY. Fans still skeptical.
“Listen,” said Rogin, best friend and ‘sworn brother’ Fitzlan nodding in agreement. “Sure we’re bros. Sure we chill in the river together, less than the prescribed five feet apart. But we have not and never will have any romantic feelings for each other. It’s not going to happen.” A large group of fourteen year olds on Wattpad still remain to be convinced.

Woah I remember trying to do stuff on Wattpad 4 years ago, hardly anyone looked at my stuff so I just moved onto Reddit eventually and got way more done.

Two best friend insist they are NOT GAY. Fans still skeptical.
“Listen,” said Rogin, best friend and ‘sworn brother’ Fitzlan nodding in agreement. “Sure we’re bros. Sure we chill in the river together, less than the prescribed five feet apart. But we have not and never will have any romantic feelings for each other. It’s not going to happen.” A large group of fourteen year olds on Wattpad still remain to be convinced.

Big Seinfeld Energy

Idk what that is.

Local 'Activist' Swears At Prince, Engages In Fistfight
26 year old Louis Rennerman, an activist for democracy in Alchester, recently got into a scuffle at his bar after Prince Gabriel Norwood appeared and insulted a friend of his before demanding that one of his bartenders join his expedition. Rennerman reportedly responded by chugging half a bottle of brandy, breaking it against the table, and cussing out the prince before the two of them got physical. The prince's herald, Arthur Nest, witnessed the fight but denies commenting. Another bartender, Trinity Delegard, swears that the fight was outmatched given Rennerman's utter lack of training and his badly healed leg.

Idk what that is.

Le Gasp
It's like…the OG sitcom.
But there's an episode where everyone thinks that Jerry and George (two of the MCs) are dating when they're not.

Okay.

Detective Foxglove Petrol Is Tying the Knot! But Who's the Lucky Person?
Today, Foxglove Petrol announced that he would be marrying, breaking hearts all over the court…but he still refuses to disclose their identity!
Is Renowned Detective Foxglove Petrol Marrying a Femme Fatale? Her life before … their relationship … their meeting … their life PLUS a look at Adeline Blackwood's Engagement Ring!
Who is Adeline Blackwood? And where did she come from?

Young magical trainer is under public scrutiny after drugging student.
On the camp for Fey fighters known simply as “The Barracks”, something that many are considering to be a crime took place. Trainer Silas Lee admittedly drugged his student, Daniella Jacobs, without her consent, leading to many embarrassing events, including her losing all inhibitions and allegedly confessing love to another camper, Josiah Williams. Daniella was reported ‘very embarrassed’, and offered no statement besides “Can we please just forget this happened? I just want to pretend this never happened.” Mr. Lee defended his actions unapologetically. “I thought it would bring her closer to the instinctual feeling whence her power springs. It is my job to do the best I can to help my students reach their potential.” Smugly he added, “I was correct too. If you have an issue with my methods, take it to my leader, Rune.”

local rat man arrested for the 29th time!
"why do you need my opinion if this article is about me being bad? nah, i'm just kidding, f**k you, newpaper." this rat man has also been confirmed to be hiding gasoline in his rat hair. how ratty! how does the heiress keep letting this happen?

Creston's Most Well-Known Con Man Taken Into Foreign Custody
Creston citizen and renowned con man Nicholas Fox (son of the infamous J. Fox), 21, was recently taken into custody in Twyllo. Although Fox is a citizen of Creston, he was jailed without trial in Twyllo following being caught pickpocketing a government official at a banquet. Known for his part in Alexei Mourton's long cons as a teenager, the amateur magician and thief was approached for commenting. He did not deny the charges, instead stating that he is "a con artist" because "it's an art form. You know, acting."
Despite his attempts to charm his way out of custody, the charismatic and arrogant young con man remains in prison alongside the younger sister of Twyllo's former golden boy Oliver Warren, who has since all but disappeared from the public eye after the execution of his fiance for "anti-government conspiring".

The Demon Prince Kidnaps Lord Harris Rowan Under the Nose of the Royal Guard!

A week ago today, our the son of our Lord Rowan, young Lord Harris Rowan was stolen in the night by the infamous Demon Prince. The Demon Prince, for those who don't already know, sold his soul but managed to escape incarceration. He has managed to avoid capture for many years. If anyone has information on the Demon Prince and his current whereabouts, our Lord Rowan has raised the bounty to 100,000 crowns.

Local Bassen Waitress Gone Missing
Yet another young woman has disappeared from Bassen. Waitress Lavinia Grey, age estimated to be around 17, was last seen talking to a tall pale man clothed in all black, with blue eyes and black hair. Rumors speculate that he was a faery, and she was stolen to be his bride, yet other reports say she left of her own will and volition. Only time will tell what becomes of Lady Grey.

I love Nich’s.

Thank

Welc

Local Idiot is at it Yet Again

Aiko Kainari, dubbed 'Queen of the Idiots' by locals, has been spotted rooting through multiple dumpsters downtown. Upon closer observations of the dumpsters in question, each was found to be occupied by colonies of squirrels. Kainari was tracked down and taken into custody. Reporter Thalia Lainos, also a childhood friend of Aiko's, arrived at the scene minutes after she was taken into custody. "Why d'you need to know?" was Aiko's reply when being interviewed. Lainos asked a few more questions, and Kainari finally cracked. "They're my squirrels," she confessed. "I gotta feed 'em. They got kids 'ta take care of, ya know." According to the local police, Kainari will be released tomorrow.

Aiko's just this OC I made during a writing workshop, who's kinda an idiot. When we were putting her in a situation where our character had to solve a problem, I put her in her room, watching anime and eating ice cream out of the tub, then suddenly the screen went black, and white words appeared on it. Everyone was thinking that there was some demon, then it just said: NO SIGNAL FOUND. CHECK YOUR WIFI CONNECTION. And I'm almost positive that everyone was thinking 'wh-what the hell?'

I'm just gonna do some headlines of some of my sides

Local girl Suspected of Murder, offers Hugs upon Questioning.(That's Morality)

Different Local Girl Confesses to Murder, claims Victim said the Sun is a Planet.(Logic)

Local Teen found Gazing Wistfully at Moon, before Mentally Torturing Onlookers.(Anxiety)

Local Artist Taken into Custody Again for Recreating Anime Scenes in Supermarket.(Creativity)

Yeah all my sides are kinda extremely intense

All of these are for Zenith.

Government Warns About Psychopathic Weaponized Human Weapon On The Loose

Has The Government Been Doing Human Experimentation?

Teen Found With Multiple Bullet Wounds In Chest, Runs Away Before Paramedics Arrive