Ignis: I'm a writer, and not once have I ever done this to my characters! I could never! They're like my children!
Aurelius: Um… even my mum liked to torture her characters, and she was a writer. I think you're alone, Ignis.
Me: Hey, hey, at least I don't change your names every five seconds. I don't think I've changed any of your names, except Rosalia. Even then, it was just one letter difference.
Cyrus: You don't have the same thing to say about last names. What even… are our last names?
Me: Shhhh. Not important.
Empirean: I can't write. It's not that I don't know how, but it's just because my hands..claws..whatever you want to call them.. Holding writing utensils just doesn't feel right. I know how to read, though. A little bit at least.
Me: I blessed you with the ability to read! Even though you'll become like 300 metres tall when you finish growing and you'll probably only be able to read really, really big writing.
Empirean: Wait..300 metres.... What?
Mos: I know how to write. Sign contracts, write and send letters, the basics.
Alex: Who needs reading and writing….
Everyone but Skye: Nodds in agreement
Me and Skye: LIARS!!!!
Zack very late to the party and snorting awake: Shipping is the reason we have so many kids.
Cameron rather angrily @ me: SO MANY CHILDREN
Me: oh come on Cam 13 isn't that many. I made sure you only wanted three.
Avery: Hah, I don't have any kids, I'm too irresponsible for that. I used to be the leader of a group of younger kids and I ended up being taken cared of by one of the younngest.
Thorn: Wait, why am I here again?
Silver: Oh don't get us started on being taken care of by the youngest.
Alex: I can't help that I'm the strongest….
Mors: I don't plan on having kids. I feel that they would slow me down with my work.
Empirean: Considering that my kind is like..almost extinct, it's my duty to have at least one kid.
Me: See, no one questioned it, Cameron. 13 children is a healthy amount.
M: Even though like, four of them aren't yours.
Neo: Yeah that's kinda… a red flag, man.
Alex: Lot's of kids is cool!
Arthur: Yeah.. Tries to shove Felix off of him… Me and Alex are two out of 6….
Empirean: I've got no siblings. My species only lays one eggs per batch.
Mos: I've got half siblings. No full siblings, just too many half siblings.
Alex and Arthur: That would be half of us….
Blaze: me and those two are triplets, the others are half sibs to each other and us.
Vivian: I'm Giana's half sister, and Ophelia's adopted.
Julie: I have no siblings at all.
Qhuinn: I have a brother and a sister, they're tiny twins!
Xena: I have a sister….and I wish I didn't
Stella: EXCUSE ME!?!
Peony: I have many brothers and sisters. My father has had 3 wives.
Cal: I honestly don't remember much of my family…
Malachi: Only child!
Lata: Didn't have siblings either. Only child. looks back to Aurelius Oh. Sorry, I'm not all too social, but yeah we can talk I suppose?
Zack: Yawns and stretches at Qhuinn's voice AHHH my Quinnie! He flipped up onto his feet skillfully and ran over
M: looks mildly annoyed with the situation
Qhuinn: Looks to Malachi I was an only child for a little while. It was boring. Smiles at Zack Dad!
Zack as if he'd never seen Qhuinn in his life: Qhuinnie!
Malachi: Smiles sadly as he watches Qhuinn
Me: You know what? I'm gonna go bother the writers who created Malachi's parents so he'll be less sad lol
Lucas: Huh. I wonder what it's like to have parents.
Iam: I had a parent once, it was great until someone assassinated her. Glares at Oleander
Avery: Laughs a bit and hugs Atticus. How ya been Angel Boi?
Aliko: pops head in through random door heyyy iris invited us ig
Kadachi: pops up next to Aliko hello?
(rubs hands together perfect we can make it awkward)
Me: Sits back to watch awkwardness unfold*
My characters: Alex and Arthur are fighting in the distance, Skye has a book, Sirus has his sabre, Damian has his daggers, Rykah is trying to fly properly, Luma and Firiko are teaming up against Alex and Arthur, Storm is playing with Tornado. Silver is prepping medical supplies for the two sets of twins who are fighting.
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