forum An Inevitability Chatoic but Good Q&A

Started March 06, 2019 by Deleted user

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Cedar: Hey, I'm Cedar, what's your favorite dinner food?
Giana:………….why?

Me: snorts
Amber: fuck yes, a fellow vine enthusiast
Milo: Why the hell would you say "vine enthusiast"?

Cedar: Maia has taught me your mortal ways.
Maia: Back when I was mortal, Vine still existed.

Ignis: Excuse me… vine? I didn't know there were so many avid gardeners in the future. Somehow that doesn't seem right.
Aurelius: I have a strange feeling that's not what they meant.
Fiera: Let's just shut up if we don't know what something means. No point in making a bigger fool of ourselves than we already have.

Amber: wheezing Avid…. gardeners
Milo: light snort
Asura: Was that… a laugh??? Have you finally gotten that stick out of your ass?

Axtin: nearly wheezing in the distance
Lata, Cal, and Malachi: All highly confused

Oliver M: grinning, looking at Lila like an excited puppy You know what, I'm about to say it
Lila: on her phone, deadpan I don't care that you broke your elbow
Oliver M: Ayyy, there it is! Holds his hand up for a high five
Lila: High fives him perfectly without looking up from her phone

Axtin: MALACHI IS THAT A WEED?
Malachi: … No? This is a crayon.
Axtin: I'M CALLING THE POLICE!
Sora: i hEARD THE CALL OF VINES-
Axtin: Wait a minute… who are you?
Sora: Pftttttt oh my god yes.

Alex: I like these people! oh and I'm a harmonix guardian.
Matthew: Figures you would like this, Vanishes
Arthur who has come back very flustered and a bit mussed up: Chaosae guardian, Will you get off me?! Tries to shove his boyfriend off of him.
(I am totally making up names on the spot) Felix: Aww you know you love it! Oh and I'm also a Chaosae Guardian,
Alex: Don't ask why there are two of them
Arthur: Proceeds to disolve in blushing meltiness.

Avery: Well I just woke up, the question was occupation right?
Thorn: I have no clue, L was studying instead of sleeping so we couldn't be here.
Avery: Okay, well, I'm technically a reaper? I have no clue, I'm going with-
Me: Hahahaha, we can't give that away yet-
Thorn: You don't know, do you?
Me:… No…
Avery: Okay then! I'm going with Corrupter, that being one of my main jobs… sees Atticus. Angel Boi!

Atticus: smiles widely and runs to Avery. Avery!!
Icarus: watches Atticus run off to his sweetheart and rolls his eyes
Grey: fussing over Red in the corner but stops to answer. I'm an odd technician/pilot of sorts. I pilot a Mecha.
Red: I don't really have a viable occupation so, I guess that means I'm unemployed.
Matt: currently drunk off his ass and leaning on anything for support.
Grey: Uh… yeah that's our adopted father. He's a superhuman mercenary and works for this guy named Ka– Red cuts her off before she can finish, but that doesn't stop the inevitable from appearing.
Kain: Hello lovelies~ I heard something about occupations, yes? Well, I am a biochemical engineer and current billionaire.
Grey: You're also a murderer!
Kain: Yes that too I suppose.

Me: Well that's fitting for a guy named Kain…
Axtin: busy holding Matt in his lap, attempting to keep him from doing something entirely stupid
Lata: Would now be a bad time to mention I previously killed people as well…?
Cal: Mmm, probably. I'm quite concerned that you've done so at such a young age.
Lata: I'm thirteen, not five.
Cal: Still too young for murder.
Lata: Not like I wanted to. It's not exactly fun

Me: Sorry, I'm late, I know. But I brought my children
Juliet: Hello! Sorry it took so long, I had a meeting with an angry teacher this morning.
Qhuinn: I'm innocent, mommy! Looks to Juliet And I'm sticking to it.
Xena: What a…..colorful bunch…. Growls
Peony: Greetings and salutations, everyone!
Malfus: Why am I here….?

Arthur who is bright red by now: Get off of me you wart!
Alex: laughs head off,
Felix: Aww come on arthur! musses other's hair.
Arthur: yells
Alex: Alright get offa my brother.
Felix: backs away from Alex
me: WE NEED A NEW QUESTION!!!
All of them: Who are you?!

Aster: I have a new question! How old is everyone I am . . . 19?
Me: Uhhhhhhhhh yeah that works, let's go with that
Aster: Okay then that would make my sis 26!
Parker: embarresed I can speak for myself, Aster

Qhuinn: Oh! Oh! I'm 6!
Juliet: 29, respectively.
Qhuinn: Mommy, you're old-
Juliet: Shhhhhh… my child. Mommy is aware.
Xena: Eyes everyone DOn't you wish you were privileged enough to know that information?
Malfus: 17, almost an adult.
Peony: I am of 16 years of life.

Aurelius: I'm 19. Basically the baby of the group…
Ignis: I'm 20. He's not the baby by much.
Cyrus: I'm 21, but honestly, I still feel like a kid most of the time.
Fiera: Well, I am 23, but despite how young I am, I was forced to "grow up" very early. I've probably been an adult with adult responsibilities for much longer than the rest of my friends.

Ophelia: 16
Lucas: 17
Vivian: 17
Iam: 17
Giana: 19
Cedar: Like 122.
Esther and Maia: Yeah same.

Asura: I'm 25
Milo: Wha- no you're not, you're like 50 billion years old, you're immortal
Asura: Hush, I feel like I'm 25 therefore I am 25
Milo: That's 100% not how age works at all
Asura: I was created before time, so doesn't that make me ageless anyway? Which means I can be whatever age I want
Milo: That's not what that means, you dumbass
Amber: I'm 26, but I feel like I'm an 80-year-old woman because I've had to take care of these two petty children

Maia: How old are you, Oleander.
Oleander: Uh….hella?

Thorn: I've been asleep for over a thousand years, I have no clue how old I am.
Avery: Erm… How long has this world existed?

Axtin: I don't have a proper age, I lost track in human years.
Malachi: I'm 6!
Calixto: 22
Lata: 13 though that's been said already…